Clips From TBTL #2116

TBTL Ten and member of the Little Red Bandwagon podcast gang, Jeremy, posted on the sTens Facebook group asking for a supercut of all of the times Luke and Andrew said “moist” on the show. If you’re curious, Luke and Andrew said it a total of 39 times (28 for Luke and 11 for Andrew).

All 39 clips of Luke and/or Andrew saying "Moist" in order
All 39 clips of Luke and Andrew saying “Moist” in order

Huge thanks to TBTL Ten Heather for providing me with the timecodes for each one, making it much easier to locate and pull each one. The following is the supercut Jeremy requested:

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In the process of creating the supercut, I had all 39 clips loaded in Audacity and hit play before getting a chance to arrange them in order. The result was a very, very disturbing and demonic sounding clip. You have been warned!

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If you are wondering, I wasn’t too put off with the word “moist” before creating the supercut; but, now that I’ve heard the word over a hundred times in the past 24 hours, I now cringe and writhe a little when I hear the word “moist”.

 

Andrew: “But, what the shit does that mean?”

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Andrew: “Cowa…bunga!”

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Andrew: “Gimme moist”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch TV, I only listen to my Victrola.”

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Andrew: “I’m a man of few dishes, but those dishes count. And so will my garlic.”

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Andrew: “I’m not even writin’ that one down.”

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Andrew: “I’m such a baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m the terrible firestarter!”

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Andrew: “If, uh, if I find out you’re not really my friend, I tell you what, my eyes are gonna get pretty moist.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t have a flappy one.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, everybody, like, trigger alert. This is… gross.”

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Andrew: “Spare the sides, spoil the haircut.”

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Andrew: “This baby is cordless”

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Andrew: “Why… How… How have… Why–2016”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Sounds good. Whatever.”

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Andrew: “You can’t control for moist. Eww.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A man must have an ID. Damn, that’d be a good show title!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, for one, welcome our Dyson overlords.”

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Luke: Attempting to sing like LeAnn Rimes???

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Luke: “Dear God, if I found out this guy doesn’t rank me as a friend, I’m really gonna have to re-think everything. His name is Andrew Walsh.”

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Luke: “I got nothing but time, Rudy. Nothing but time.”

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Luke: “I’ll be God damned.”

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Luke: “I’m not dead! I’m very badly burned. My leg’s broken. It smells like almonds. That cannot be good.”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna fucking bow!”

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Luke: “Miragee”

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Luke: “MPM, the Moist Per Minute”

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Luke: “Oh for two, Burbank.”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I hate myself sometimes.”

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Luke: “Shave the middle, spoil the child?”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That was a delicious moment in my life.”

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Luke: “The beginning of Pod-dog being on probation.”

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Luke: “These are just two farts on a plate.”

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Luke: “This fart salad I just ate.”

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Luke: Trying to call Pod-dog

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Luke: Using the squirrel toy to try to get Carey into the room

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Luke: “We just bro’d down, hard.”

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Luke: “You would like him to notice you, Senpai.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, would you like a slice of this, this cake. It’s my mom’s famous recipe. It’s the, the dampest cake you’ve ever had. Oh my gosh! Oh no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But I did have time to pull one of these farts out of a sack and cut them in half. (Oh, good Lord!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s the thing though… What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few memories, in that I can’t remember all four of the four dishes that I make. I’m a man of few facts, but long, long of the wind.”

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