Day: May 15, 2016

Andrew: Gruff chuckle

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Andrew: “Guess what, Luke. It’s scooter o’clock in this town again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lol”

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Andrew: “Loosey goosey”

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Andrew: “Move this armrest up a little bit, huh.”

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Andrew: “Murrk”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Genevieve told me!”

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Andrew: “One, two, uh… Rutabaga, rutabaga.”

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Andrew: “Sky jink me man!”

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Andrew: “Too many stairs!”

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Andrew: “Welcome to Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Andrew: “What are you doing, Luke?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, up here we call it Blursday.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew found a solution to his slow reading problem

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, is Carey worried that you gonna get married every single time you leave town? Uh, worried or hopeful?”

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Luke: “Ahoy hoy.”

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Luke: “But, boy oh boy.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a… wouldn’t it be a little on the nose if we had cows here?” in a Columbo-like manner

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Luke: “The cow’s already out of the barn on that one.”

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Luke: “The message is, is just gonna be, ‘Luke, hang up.'”

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Luke: “This isn’t annoying to the listeners at all.”

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Luke: “Uhh! I love me some Sonic.”

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Luke: “Well now, wait a minute!”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was man… I was man… What’s the opposite of spreading? Man-tightening. You’re man-tightening. Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Stagecoach Blursday! Alright, we have a show title. Let’s wrap this up.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who, who is the navigator on Star Trek? Was that… You really want to do this, you want to do this, Luke? Was that, was that Chekov?”

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As Luke was starting to introduce Andrew on to the show, Luke tried to say “Washington” over the “California” in the “California Got Sunshine” drop. Unfortunately, it was not well-timed and this was the result:

Luke: “Washington… ‘California Got Sunshine’ (Damn it!) That’s a hell of an intro for a hell of a guy.”

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I decided to make a clean version of the “Washington Got Sunshine” drop by finding a clean version of Luke saying “Washington” and edit into the “California Got Sunshine” clip. The “Washington” bit was pulled from a clip from #2067. The resulting “Washington Got Sunshine” clip is:

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Andrew: “Apparently”

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Andrew: “Here I am, stuck listening to this guy do one half of a podcast everyday.”

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Andrew: “I guess I just don’t care, despite using a thousand words to say that.”

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Andrew: “I’m having some cat issues; Theo just will not shut up anymore.”

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Andrew: “I’ve been, like, the most vulnerable God damn flower on this show”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s what it says on our business cards.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew and Luke: “How about ‘Lived in Bars’, do you know that song? Know it? You lived it! Where do you think I’m going after we’re done recording?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Take your time, I’m not going anywhere. The listeners are, but you aren’t.”

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Luke: “And this is where we, you know, maybe climb atop our media for a moment.”

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Luke: “Hard eyerolling”

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Luke: “I’m not, I do not think that I just, you know, fart out… rainbows.”

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Luke: “I’ve never seen gray hair grow out of my face before.”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s like the Benghazi of tax, you know what I mean.”

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Luke: Pod-dog’s work stoppage

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Luke: Saying “That’s what they said on Ask Jeeves.” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: “This guy”

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Luke: “We gotta be done in exactly 60 minutes!”

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Luke: “Well, I’m exactly the podcast host to help you with that. Specializing in unreasonable behavior in unreasonable times.”

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Luke: “What news is print to fit, er, excuse me, fit to print, as they say.”

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Luke: “You know me, I love me a dive bar.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re a, if you’re a lefty like Andrew and I, uh, are… If you’re a lefty like Andrew and I am? Are. Are. Andrew and I am, yeah, are.”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to say the Dazzling Donor’s last name in a number of ways

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