Clips From TBTL #2148

Andrew: “Ama said knock you out.”

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Andrew: “And, of course, there’s a famous saying, ‘Get off my Ski-Doo and Tyler too’. Good Lord! Just continuing my record of being almost funny!”

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Andrew: “Aw, damn it.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Grande is my favorite number.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Ticketbud.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to be a ‘No, but…'”

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Andrew: “I feel like you and I are just right on the edge of being funny today.”

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Andrew: “I said (s)thern side!”

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Andrew: “I wonder if it’s of somebody who just realizes this is a company that has a lot of money, and I want some of that money; because, I like money and my family likes money.”

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Andrew: “It was a good board!”

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Andrew: “It was a good board! Which was… I, you know what, was that in the…? Aw, damn it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s get on to what you are doing in, umm, Branada, up there.”

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Andrew: “Limp handshakes all around!”

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Andrew: Luke’s “Weak-ass handshake” made Andrew completely crack up

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Andrew: Making a shuddering sound

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Andrew: “No!!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!” #2

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. Am I on drugs?!? No, I’m sober. I don’t know. I don’t know why that hit me so hard.”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to be so negative?”

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Andrew: “You Ski-don’t go into the lake with the Ski-Doo you have? Oh, shit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And everybody (Wait!) just threw… What’s that? I was gonna say, everybody just threw their glow sticks up in the air, right there, in the end. But, then you said, ‘Wait,’ and I got scared. I thought they were gonna really drop a beat.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew and Luke are right on the edge of being funny

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Andrew and Luke: “I get handshakes. Yes you do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said (s)thern side! That was, that was (decent) not great, but I’m trying. I’m trying to get out there again, Luke.”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s your put up. But I, but I could, there we… Thank you. That means I got a free put down now. No!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You should just say, ‘Could I get a Big Gulp latte, please?’ That’ll get you kicked out. I’m, I’m… Could I get a Big Gulp letté, please?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You, I take it, managed to get through the whole conversation without saying ‘Ama said knock you out’? I did say, ‘Ama-se, ama-sa, ama, coo-sa’.”

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Luke: “Ama-se, ama-sa, ama, coo-sa”

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Luke: “And, I want to be about coming together, I want to make sort of like a Brentrance.”

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Luke: “Boom! Did it.”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Grande is the loneliest number that you’ll ever drink.”

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Luke: “I am the one who handshakes!”

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Luke: “I know there’s a lot of overlap between the British Empire and Canadia.”

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Luke: “I, I actually don’t want my coffee filled to the rim with the richness of brim.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My parents are not foodies, at all. They’re more woohoos.”

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Luke: “Ski-don’t”

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Luke: “Starblucks”

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Luke: “That sounds like the rantings of an insane person. Like, ‘I got the documents! This goes all the way to the top!’ I mean, not really, it stops just short.”

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Luke: “There’s one rule for the race; which is, do not talk about the race. I probably made that exact joke last year. So, I hope nobody listened to that episode.”

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Luke: “Umm, can I make a graveyard letté; where, I just put every kind of Italian soda…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ba-ah-dy. Every ba-ah-dy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do not go north of the wrists! No, never go north of the wrist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t even know with this guy, he’s just such a… I don’t even know with this guy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve never seen a Whit Stillman movie, but I know what their called and I’ve probably lied about seeing one. Oh, did you see Metropolis? Is that one? Metropolitan.”

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Luke and Andrew: Ski-summer, Ski-Doo, Ski-Don’t and Ski-daddle

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Clips From TBTL #2147: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A hard rain is gonna fall, my friend.”

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Luke: Cement Mixer Operator Driver Man

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Get ready for that!”

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Luke: “Go make my burrito, bitch.”

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Luke: “God, I’m on freaking fire right now! Dude, my guesses are fire!”

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Luke: “I climb on the back of a dinosaur like Fred Fucking Flintstone and slide down it, and I’m outtie.”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the rules of this dumb thing I made up are.”

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Luke: “I have a weird life sometimes.”

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Luke: “I’ll just be over here rending my shorts… over the rendering.”

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Luke: “Let’s go to the tote board, everybody!”

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Luke: Marsupial Gurgle name drop

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Luke: “Mon friend”

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Luke: “No cops!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, Christian teenagers”

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Luke: “Oh, God bless you.”

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Luke: “There are a lot of things that I donk money off on.”

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Luke: “This seems to be one of those things where Darby’s inside the Barney yelling, ‘No cops!!!’ Like, she doesn’t want, she’s a teenager, everything makes her embarrassed.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And please remember, no mountain too tall. And, I want you to listen to the whole (I’m outta here!) thing, Luke! Oh, damn it! Good luck to all. I gotcha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Excuse me, I just shotgunned two LaCroix orange seltzer waters, not to brag. So, those are coming back on me. That’s fun.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what he does when he’s done with his part of doing a recording of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-enacting the process of finding keys to the cars to move them

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Luke and Andrew: Luke spoofing on a deconstructed jalapeño popper

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Phone Line at a Daycare

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Luke and Andrew: Touch the honesties

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Luke and Andrew: “What if they launched a new, new show by Glynn Washington called Snapchat Judgment? Invisibooyah. You’re really not buying what I’m selling today.”

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Clips From TBTL #2147: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Also trying to work out a ‘Who allowed her to leave the office? Who? Who?’ joke.”

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Andrew: “And, every time you look at the show page, I want you to think about what you did.”

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Andrew: “But, she looks happy as shit.”

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Andrew: “By the way, we never talked about the fact that you used my voi–that yesterday was a big day for me. It was the first time in TBTL history that you used my own voice as one of your drops at the beginning of a show. It gave me, it gave me weird feelings, good weird feelings!”

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Andrew: “Clear the Walshes off the street.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Hmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I just literally don’t have words.”

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Andrew: “I’m just trying to make you mad now. It sounds like I’m just baiting you.”

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Andrew: “Invisibooyah”

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Andrew: “It bothers me!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing after playing a clip

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Okay, let’s just keep on talking about Drop Talk.”

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Andrew: “One thing’s botherin’ me!”

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Andrew: Peter Griffin-like laugh

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Andrew: “So, I like that.”

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Andrew: “Somebody needs one, I ain’t got one.”

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Andrew: “That one’s on you! I didn’t send you down that path!”

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Andrew: Yawning and saying “Hey, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I, you know, I’m scared of disappointing people.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing while Luke is saying “I don’t know which one I don’t work in. That’s the problem.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bringing the music back. Good, good stuff there. It felt weird there for a second. Yeah, it was–things were getting too real.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you lose a Barney suit? I don’t know.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought I, I thought I made things weird, sorry. Did I make things weird? No. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke muted his microphone and it almost made things weird

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God!!! Ah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I get it! It’s like Ancestry, but only Blandcestry. Yeah. Sorry. Next time, you tell me a joke you’re happy with. Oh, shit! A hard rain is gonna fall, my friend. Clear the Walshes off the street.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is real, right? Yes, it’s real!”

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