Clips From TBTL #2155

Since TBTL #2155 fell on the Fourth of July, Luke and Andrew took the day off and replayed the Fourth of July episode from last year. The following clips were from the bantering the occurred as they were introducing the repeat.

Andrew and Luke: “Dude! And, I don’t have to leave the yard. Perfect. Everybody wins.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Travel back in time one… year… ago to… I don’t know why I made it sound haunting (One-one-one, year-year…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t have to leave your kiddie pool you like to sit in. Yes! Filled with hot dogs. Yes, ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo, sorry! That’s an image that will haunt my nightscape.”

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Clips From TBTL #2154

Andrew: “And, also Luke, I can’t see your face.”

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Andrew: “And, I just, like, turned into, like, the grumpiest man in the world.”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls.”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: Describing how he provided the perfect Seattle experience

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Andrew: “Everybody relax. Luke, talk about Fallujah some more.”

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Andrew: “I did everything wrong. Something happened to me yesterday and I did everything wrong.”

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Andrew: “I gave them the perfect God damn Seattle experience.”

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Andrew: “I hate, hate, hate”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me!”

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Andrew:  Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh! What show are you working on? Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, that sounds good.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So my point is, I’m interesting once a year for this show, whether I need to or not, and it wasn’t been a year yet.”

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Andrew: “Something’s going on with Chrome, it keeps crashing on me today!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And also, I mean, it could be the bigger crowds; but, they’re still piping in the sounds like the Seahawks do. How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew let the cat out

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you poop? No, I’ve been having some trouble with that.”

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Luke: Andrew is Sonny to Luke’s Cher and is peanut butter to Luke’s Fluffer-Nutter

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “For some ka-roke”

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Luke: “Geez, that’s a busy double-wide.”

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Luke: “How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I gotta turd up this punch bowl.”

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Luke: “I dunno”

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Luke: “I dunno. I still… I have to, I have to admit that, even with all of the controversy, the first in my mind was, I need to e-mail our producer at Live Wire and say, ‘Hey, can you see if Gay Talese wants to come on?’ Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “It’s exciting to be here, in my actual home office/sort of janky radio studio where I can play my little sound effects, like this one (Perro)”

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Luke: “Son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “This fills me with rage, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Umm, there’s a lot you don’t know about Carey.”

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Luke: “What the heck happened to you yesterday?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it, that’d be great. We could just pretty much cancel the rest of the show and just do that. That’s what I was hoping for.”

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Clips From TBTL #2153

Andrew: “And so, I do feel like, in a certain way, I do my own version of tall ship drawings.”

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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m a total, whiny, ingrate baby”

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Andrew: Andrew has a vague memory

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Andrew: “Exactly. I was being pouty and tired.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have two doodles that I go to”

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Andrew: “I love getting pedantic on that shit”

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Andrew: “I mean, I know this sounds like a boring thing to say; but, I guess, my boring take is…”

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Andrew: “I think my body might, kind of, shut that down for those four days.”

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Andrew: “I was such a baby on the boat today.”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Alright'”

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Andrew: “Ketch me if you kan”

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Andrew: “Ketch me if you ketch a can!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho God!”

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Andrew: “So, that was a weird sentence to read out loud.”

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Andrew: “That’s why Genevieve wants to name our child, ‘Pastrami’.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you need to ketch that footage if you kan.”

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Andrew: “You’re doing it wrong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “206 (Hey!) 414-8285. That was my own. What you’re doing on this show… is making this world a worse place.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a Sunshine Guy (or is it Sunlight?)

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you ever been on that end of a Periscope before? I, I, I have not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now we just did a put-down, do we need to give two put-ups? Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That weird combination of both pride and shame at the same time. (Yeah!) You know, that’s a zen, that’s a zen situation right there.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s a tuner, bro. That’s a friggin’ tuner.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, let’s play a jingle! Do you want to jingle me?”

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Luke: “Come to me, if you want to live!”

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Luke: “I have no regrats.”

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Luke: “Internally, I just giggled thinking about you and your drawings of tall ships, that you’ve never actually done.”

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Luke: “Ketch me if you kan”

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Luke: “Rockfish look like a prehistoric Don Knotts with a mohawk”

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Luke: “That’s a pretty good spoof, my friend.”

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Luke: “Well, you think you know me Caroline?”

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Luke: “What you’re doing on this show… is making this world a worse place.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a fish… house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, yay! Yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes. As we often play the drop on this show, podcasts are where, where people go when they have no hope and no future. Right.”

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