Clips From TBTL #2161: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And then, have mommy and daddy time with them.”

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Luke: “Back, back-slabbing”

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Luke: “But, do me a flavor.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dreine, dreine, drei!!!”

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Luke: “Five dolla’!!!”

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Luke: “Fluent in Ham”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How much for one rib?”

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Luke: Pod-dog is Dreamcatching on Instagram

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Luke: “Pokémon Go is life”

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Luke: “Shipping, please!”

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Luke: “Take a picture of it, ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And every time I come out of the broadcast center here, Carey has to spent about ten minutes picking off little flakes of fake leather that have adhered to different parts of my head, face and neck. Oh, like monkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I mean, that’s what the Bible says. It says, ‘Be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, God will spit you out.’ ‘If the water is lukewarmeth, spitet it outeth,’ is what it says. I don’t know why it talks like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can break the ice with a little, um, earphone shedding talk. Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke loves the idea of Andrew catting around

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Luke and Andrew: Powering Out Eggs and Dazzling Deuce

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Luke and Andrew: Slapback, Slabjacking-back and Back-slabbing

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Luke and Andrew: Swinging Coil

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Clips From TBTL #2161: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And she said, ‘Oh, well, then you better, you’ll be the belle of the party.’ And then, I said, ‘I better be!'”

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Andrew: “And then I brought it home, and I ate it.”

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Andrew: “But, barbecue should also be about just like eating way too many ribs and making a lot of bad decisions.”

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Andrew: “Coo-ca-cha, coo-ca-cha!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “Ham!”

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Andrew: “Ham!” #2

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Andrew: “Heck, obviously, I love my girlfriend; but, I also love my alone time.”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I can explain to you, honestly, what Pokémon Go is right now; but, I still can’t explain to you what the fuck Pokémon is.”

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Andrew: “I forgot about that. So, you already ruined the record, you ruined the legacy. You did, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I’ve gone spelunking”

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Andrew: “It was bad, like bad!”

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Andrew: “It’s fun. I don’t do anything crazy, I don’t go out. I don’t, I don’t, you know, cat around or anything.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, like monkeys!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I think my computer’s just being taken over.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Panic attack”

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Andrew: “See, I have a real PC metal detector; so, it’s just like, I don’t see spoons.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. Hey, you know what? You stole Steve Nelson, we can steal your goddamn headphones.”

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah.”

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Andrew: “That’s a lotta meat.”

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Andrew: “The cats wanted in on this action.”

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Andrew: “Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Andrew: “What does it mean when your computer starts smoking? Um, uh, it just means it just had sex. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Whatever.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Feel like I have so many things I was ready to talk to you about today, and now I can’t remember what they were. (Well, I can) How’s that for a good show open?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ham! That’s what comes up when I search for ham (Ham!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I had a panic attack today (Whoa)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had, just had one, I ate… well, never mind. Go ahead. Come on. Now, you have to tell me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s throw her a hambone. Hey-oh!”

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Clips From TBTL #2160

Andrew: “Beeeeeep”

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Andrew: “Boy, that’s a question!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Genevieve looked me in the eye and she said, ‘Andrew, you have to stop running.'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t, I didn’t think that far ahead.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if it’s a problem or a blessing for you”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember. That movie is so long!”

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Andrew: “I have very limited mobility today, Luke. I have very limited mobility.”

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Andrew: “I thought you were applying the Luke lockdown to something that you like. But, yeah, you were going out on a limb there.”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m cruisin’ for a bruis–a digital bruisin’ here again”

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Andrew: “Let’s Thrive again, like we did last summer.”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know. I’m a kid, I’m not allowed to watch Cheers.”

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Andrew: “Now, I just feel like I’m piling on.”

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Andrew: “Now, now, now, now I’m all in my head. I was just teasing.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Rap Master Pokémon”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Whispering “What are running from? Stop running.”

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Andrew: “You son of a biscuit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But I’m just bragging about the fact that I didn’t totally fuck it up. Since we’re swearing. Yes, since I’m going to bleep that out later.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have an audio question for you, as a matter of fact that…that’s not a question. It’s kind of a statement. Yeah, it starts as a statement and then it goes into the question. I remembered it wrong. Do you remember those commercials?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know, but I like bleeping things. Okay.”

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Luke: Attempting to say “A Swiss accent is very similar to the…” in a Swiss accent

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Luke: Attempting to say “You were only s’pose to blow the doors” as Michael Caine

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Luke: “Because… I don’t know”

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Luke: Doot-dooting the hold music Luke was listening to earlier in the day

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Luke: “Give me my hasenpfeffer!”

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Luke: “Good for you, buddy!”

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Luke: “It’s dray. Let’s take a listen… Drei, drei. Drei, drei. Drei.”

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Luke: “People are always calling other people ‘limber dick cocksuckers’.”

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Luke: Pod-dog Status Update

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Luke: “She’s, she’s Pod-dog from the block. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got.”

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Luke: “Shut it down, you’re going to hear from Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That’s some psychological b-g on me”

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Luke: “This is mine now!”

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Luke: “Three. Three. Three.”

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Luke: Trying to say “frigerator” in an odd Swiss accent

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Luke: Yelling “Drei!!!”

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Luke: You can hear in their voice a certain confusion as to why somebody would let their digital house fall into the great gardens-esque (???) disorder that mine is in.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew misheard lyrics from a Nair jingle

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Luke and Andrew: “Drei. Drei. Drei. Drei. (We have given you all the tools) Drei!!!!! How’s that? It was amazing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This thing’s been happening, Andrew, you don’t know about it cuz you don’t (Listen), you don’t live #LowCarb. (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s a Swiss person talk like? I, I don’t know. I didn’t even know they could talk.”

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Slamming on Desk

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