Day: August 3, 2016

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2176

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Aaron Mason: “#BlameBing”

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Aaron Mason: “Ba-boom!”

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Aaron Mason: “Don’t listen to me, I’m an idiot.”

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Aaron Mason: “I’d say you look nervous and unsettled; but, honestly, how can you tell anymore?”

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Aaron Mason: “Mess with their minds, man! They’ll never know! Was it live or was it Memorex!!?”

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Aaron Mason: “Name you kid whatever you want.”

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Aaron Mason: “Neinen”

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Aaron Mason: “No!”

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Aaron Mason: “Once again, we’ll be back with the world’s worst bragger.”

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Aaron Mason: “The drugs are in the water, man!”

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Aaron Mason: “They’re not liking it!”

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Aaron Mason: “What!?!”

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Aaron Mason: “You know what? The door’s that way. I’ll, I’ll take it from here.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “#BlameBing. Blame Bing.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Total power move, all about intimidation. Wow.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “We’ll be back with the world’s worst bragger. Jesus Christ.”

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Andrew: “A pastiche of homages”

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Andrew: “Ahh! Screw it!”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’ll eat the worm.”

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Andrew: “And the listeners are so sick of me talking about it.”

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Andrew: “Auntie Jessica’s Case Files”

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Andrew: “Awwww!”

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Andrew: “Bad men!”

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Andrew: “By the way, do I say ‘Jesus Christ’ a lot?”

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Andrew: “Day two of Luke Burbank’s vacation, leaving me in charge.”

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Andrew: “He’s also the reason why I’m a KIRO today. And, frankly, I’m a little intimidated by him.”

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Andrew: “I’m basically a fiscal liberal, social conservative.”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna lie. I feel out of my element here a little bit.”

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Andrew: “It’s one of the most universally rec–I’ve already messed it up. Let me start over.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You are the worst!”

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Andrew: “Or, I’m getting Binged again.”

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Andrew: “She Writes, Murder!!!”

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Andrew: “Stay right where you are, nobody’s going anywhere. You’re gonna listen to this Tuesday installment of TBTL; and, you’re gonna like it.”

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Andrew: “That is not good broadcasting; and, that’s me talking!”

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Andrew: “That’s my catchphrase!”

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Andrew: “These teeth are clean!”

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Andrew: “They’re very back-slappy about it.”

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Andrew: “Uh, eff this!”

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Andrew: “Wow.”

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Andrew: “You can’t tell me to floss, you’re not my dad! And, I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Aaron insulted then apologized to Aidan

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Aaron rattles off the Konami Code

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew is pressuring Aaron to drink the milk left outside the studio

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew wants Aaron to count his fillings on air

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew’s computer died and Aaron was to blame

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Mason gets to plug something. Aww, sweet!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. (Nice)”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Portland, West Carolina, The Bay City

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Tell them Andrew sent ya! (Oh my God)”

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TBTL Episode Calculator and Andrew: “This is episode number 2176 in a collector’s series. Nice. Thanks, Calculator! No problem, Andrew. Good luck today. Awwww! Thanks.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2175

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When Andrew was introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman to the show, Andrew mentioned the domain, heggielover.biz, as one of the sites that Stu-bot was managing behind-the-scenes. Well, the domain, heggielover.biz, was available and I snatched it up. The domain is set to redirect visitors to Marsupial Gurgle.

Andrew: “You know him as the man behind infiniteguest.org, and the lesser known, but equally respected, heggielover.biz. He’s none other than Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Clearly, like, everything locked up on this side of things.”

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Andrew: “Don’t, just get in the helicopter! Like, why do you have to be having your legs hang over?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu-bot!”

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Andrew: “How come there are all these stories in the world about free hot dogs; yet, they are never happening to me?”

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Andrew: “I would rather have him do the whole show eating bags of his sausages; but, just stay clothed. And, don’t force me to, don’t force me to answer questions like that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not much of a foodie.”

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Andrew: “It’s a scandal. We have an honest-to-God Song of the Summer scandal on our hands here folks; and, it ain’t pretty.”

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Andrew: “Like, I think I might be losing my marbles.”

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Andrew: “Look! It’s actually a PetSmart bag!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is on day one of his vacation. Where is he? What is he doing? Honestly, I don’t know. You can ask him when he gets back.”

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Andrew: “Maybe, just cuz I’m a scaredy-cat and I’m becoming more and more of a scaredy-cat.”

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Andrew: “My sense of, umm, I don’t know, anal-retentiveness”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Rando sexy bots”

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Andrew: “Really!!? That’s a brush with fame!”

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Andrew: “Turns out, the cashier, not that interested in that fact.”

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Andrew: “Yes, this is exciting!”

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Andrew: “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Dazzling Date

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Oh, yeah. I gotta ask you a question: are you @HighSchoolBud? No, I’m not. Okay.”

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Steve Neuman: “1-1-2-1-1-2-1-2-1”

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Steve Neuman: Doot-dooing to 5 Seconds of Summer’s “Hey Everybody!”

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Steve Neuman: “My woif!”

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Steve Neuman: “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”

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Steve Neuman: “So, the last two songs that you’ve absolutely fallen in love with on TBTL have had homophobic slurs and racial slurs in them, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That was your first mistake, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That’s crazy! I mean, in a good way. That’s, that’s cool.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I understand. You–do you understand? No, but that’s okay. I mean, honestly, do you–not, not what I just said; which, was cruel and mean and not really that funny”

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