Day: October 11, 2016

Andrew: “But, it’s all coming back to me now, Luke.”

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Andrew: “But, you just wanted to play the ‘Ghina’ drop!”

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Andrew: “Do we have anybody on the Hard Rock Rock-sino Northfield Park Hotline to walk us through that story, by any chance?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna give a shit about that”

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Andrew: “I don’t want you to do anything. I want you to be happy.”

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Andrew: “I like soggy carrots”

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Andrew: “I’m associate to the producer”

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Andrew: “It still got, kind of, you know, pretty loose and cabbage-y; but, it wasn’t just a big thing of slop.”

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Andrew: “It’s a total catch and release puppy trap operation I’ve got going over here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no! Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Me too!”

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “Now, I get it.”

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Andrew: “OSHA is now investigating the Browns about unsafe working conditions; because, they’re just going through quarterbacks like the government goes through batteries.”

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Andrew: “Pet the dog!”

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Andrew: “Really!”

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Andrew: Saying “TBTL Up All Night” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Worth it!”

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Andrew: “Yas!”

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Andrew: “Yasss Larson!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Crazy, crazy” and Luke laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s corned beef is dressed up like a nun

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Andrew and Luke: “Did she say, ‘Rock it up, I’ll take it?’ Oh, Andrew Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Football! Yes.”

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Luke: “AFLAC!”

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Luke: “And, it turns out, we were both wrong.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Fabulous Thunderbird level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I don’t mean the modern Germans, I mean like the bad ones… like from the 90s.”

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Luke: “I think that… By the way, I think Bank of America might have Wells Fargo’d me.”

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Luke: “I would, I have applied for loans drunk! All the time!”

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Luke: “I’m marooned here in the Burbank Springs Kitchen Centers”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Rock-sino!”

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Luke: “My feelings on this matter are a hundred percent motivated by the fact that I have bad credit; and, it makes me angry.”

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Luke: “Olive… looks at me sometimes like I’m coming down the hall wearing a belt made out of dead cats.”

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Luke: Quiet Chuckle

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Luke: “Rudy!”

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Luke: Saying “In China” in a Trumpian manner

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Luke: “Yasss!”

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Luke: “You know, I just took my sweet ass time paying the forty dollars, or whatever I charged on it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are onions bad for dogs? I dunno. Would they even mess with one? Oh, Rudy will, Rudy will mess with anything. (Really?) But, then, her butt will mess with us. (Yeah) So that’s the big question.”

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Andrew: “Alright!”

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Andrew: “And Genevieve would just like smack me, if she were here right now”

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Andrew: “And then, boom! We’re gonna blast them with the static again.”

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Andrew: “And, I will admit here; although, nobody tell Genevieve”

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Andrew: “And, that was the best five hundred dollars Linh Pham ever made. Putting on that wig and going into the restroom to get that, and posting it.”

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Andrew: Attempting to sing “Wrap It Up” with a Chipmunks-like voice

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Andrew: “But, goddamn it, it feels good to unclog that stuff!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m also not blowing smoke up your patooie”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “Good grief. Really?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal, I’m in a situation where I’m a little confused; but, I don’t want you to answer it.”

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Andrew: “If your reaction was anything different, I would worry about you.”

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Andrew: “It just like takes the fun out of everything”

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Andrew: “It’s such a charade”

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Andrew: “Johnny effin’ Football”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Not to take it back to… Boring Town”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, that’s normal.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Powe–Power out!”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing “Wrap It Up”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, goddamn it!” when hearing “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

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Andrew: Singing “Round up all the swan boats”

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Andrew: Singing “What a piece of work are the Browns” in a depressed manner

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Andrew: “Sometimes I say the loud part quiet, and the quiet part loud.”

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Andrew: “That is sexy!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound nuts, Luke; and, it’s gonna sound like… it’s gonna sound like. I dunno what it’s gonna sound like, sounds nuts.”

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Andrew: “Two men and a microphone, or two and a half men and a microphone, one and a half men and a microphone”

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Andrew: “Undecided! Undecided! Leaning towards Hillary!”

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Andrew: “What a piece of work is man… Sorry.”

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Andrew: “What a weird show”

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Andrew: “Why are we doing this to each other and the listeners?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And the names keep getting worse and worse; now, it’s ‘Art Marble 21’. What (What!!?) the hell!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew groaning and Luke chuckling

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy crap! Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’ll do anything to get on (Right) TV!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What (What!!?) the hell!?”

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Luke: “And I’ll be goddamned”

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Luke: “Another three hour… tour. A three hour tour.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cold. Grey. Wet. Dead.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Hooo!”

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Luke: “I win on the field of fantasy”

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Luke: “It feels like I’m getting an extremely heavy dose of real life today”

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Luke: “It’s Murphy’s Law. I’m sorry, it’s M-phry’s Law.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, crapola!”

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Luke: “Oh, dear God. How did he end up there?”

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Luke: “Questions! Questions! And more questions!”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

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Luke: Reciting more lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

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Luke: Saying “Is that bad?” in a nasally voice

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Luke: “We couldn’t have spent all that time talking about what a piece of shit is Luke’s pool cover”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our braised corn beef brisket”

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Luke: Whispering “Gotcha, you son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “You can’t type most words”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it’s like two grand. Holy crap! Yeah! Yeah! I thought it was gonna be a few hundo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Gutter Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “I have only one choice, and that is… to thank our Fabulous Thunderbird (Oh, no!) level”

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Luke and Andrew: Odd noises from Luke’s end and Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Please never, ever, ever blow smoke up my patooie. (No, I, I won’t)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What… the fuck… (Right?) is this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the muralist who’s famous for doing the… I’ve never been able to answer a question that begins ‘Who’s the muralist’. You know this. Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

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