Day: October 24, 2016

A listener left a voicemail in a David Attenborough-esque manner (with a hint of an Australian accent) about finding Andrew Walsh in his natural habitat of the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington

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Luke: “And he said, ‘Clever girl'”

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Luke: “Eventually they are chopped, bro. And, screwed.”

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Luke: Giggling “It was like”

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Luke: “He is such a nasty podcaster”

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Luke: “He is such a nasty podcaster; although, he has, thankfully, agreed to accept the results of this podcast… if he wins.”

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Luke: “He of the octogenarian, sky diving habit”

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Luke: “His name is Andrew… huhhh… Walsh”

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Luke: “I also wrote this on, on Tweeter”

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Luke: “I decided, I’m gonna pull an Andrew”

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Luke: “I think it’s a great honor to these listeners to be our Bartman level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I think we’re on a, a real hot streak of late”

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Luke: If Luke were a monkey

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Luke: “Is it your civic duty to vote? I’m not actually sure.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke would kill to become a 60 Minutes correspondent

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Luke: “‘Oh, I’m sorry, is that Chris Hayes’s contact info in my phone?’ casually”

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Luke: “Oh, really? Now we’re not friends?”

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Luke: Saying “Only in New York, my friend” in a nasally manner

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Luke: Saying “That’s the, that’s the best tasting pickle I’ve ever heard” as the Vlasic Stork

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Luke: “Tell ’em The Bone sent ya”

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Luke: “That’s a bridge too far”

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Luke: “The loons, Norman! The, the salads, Norman!”

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Luke: “You wanna be on our podcast?

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Luke: “You won’t like this, Andrew; but, normals will.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is known primarily for his drawings of tall ships and he joins us from the Wallingford neighborhood (Wrong!) of Seattle, Washington. Not true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s a thing, kids: If you go all the way down the ladder, you’ll have a fun explosion; and, then, you’ll have a baby when you’re seventeen. Gross.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am so turned on right now. I know, this is the hottest! This is TBTL: After Dark”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know you that way! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know our show is Internet-based… Both, while we do it and where people get it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went with… Jiminy Walsh. See, I don’t like, I don’t wanna be that. I don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would never fly in the South NOBS district. No, no, it would not.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and saying “How would we get there? I don’t know”

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Luke and Andrew: Tunify and Tuna Sandwiches

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Luke and Andrew: “You guys could have had a cow when you heard us asking for donations during the most recent TBTL-a-thon. But, you didn’t man! You didn’t.”

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Andrew: “Ahh, they’re all a bunch of crooks!”

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Andrew: “All of the jacks on the machines are jacked up, appropriately enough”

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Andrew: “But, I’m more of a Seattle guy”

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Andrew: “By the way, quick, quick, quick aside… you miss New York!”

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Andrew: “Cowabunga”

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Andrew: Dominican Republican

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Andrew: “Fuck. What did we talk about?”

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Andrew: “Hey, did you watch that debate last night? Cuz, if not, it would be weird.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why kids are talking like this in Ohio; but, they are!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of thinking to do”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna be Jiminy Walsh”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know why it’s called a ‘hand grenade ladder’!”

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Andrew: “It’ll be very much tomorrow’s salad today”

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Andrew: “It’s got the thing over the N”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s go more biblical”

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Andrew: “No offense, Donovan”

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Andrew: “Nope, it’s not in Spotify; so, thank God for that.”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, politics. That’s how they get ya!”

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Andrew: “Ooh God, I remember my first arm-around.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “It’s kinky”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “So much to say!”

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Andrew: Singing “U-N-I-T-Y”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s no good that comes of this”

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Andrew: “They’re all crooks!”

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Andrew: “Was this salad chopped and screwed? That’s how I’m gonna talk.”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Whatever”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Does this story end with you staring at a tree and crying? No, Andrew!”

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Andrew and Luke: North of the Burrito Shop or NOBS

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Somehow ‘No offense, Donovan’… Ahhhh… Somehome ‘No offense, Donovan’ really makes me laugh. Alright. Cool.” with Andrew laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “This sounds adorbs. You’re gonna lose your, lose your, your shit.”

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Luke: “And it just changed my frigging life!”

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Luke: “And, of wanting to nail your order”

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Luke: “And, you totally nailed it”

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Luke: “But, eighty percent of our audience has zero idea what the chopping and the screwing of a hip-hop song even means.”

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Luke: “Dag!”

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Luke: “I don’t feel like it’s as good when I make it. Now, when my wife makes it, cuz she can make super, awesome homemade salad dressing that I like. When she makes it, it’s good. When I make it, it’s like… uhh. I wish I was at Chop’t.”

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Luke: “I was turning into, I look like Lou Dobbs!”

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Luke: “It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood”

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Luke: “Jalapeños are the jam”

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Luke: “Last night, I was doing what I do when I get to a hotel room; which is, watching Forensic Files”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “What bald spot?”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: “Oh, my good gracious. Andrew, why didn’t you tell me?”

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Luke: “Uh, I, I”

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Luke: “We can’t get started with the show, though, for realsies until we talk to this young man”

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Luke: “What is this, October 19th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty-Sixteen?”

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Luke: “Whoa”

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Luke: “You’ve made this Houston a home”

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Luke and Andrew: “And they chop it all up… and then they screw it. I don’t get it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Chop’t and Screwed in Bellingham

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Luke and Andrew: “Jalapeños… (Yeah) On a salad?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sharpshooting Andrew’s pronunciation of Manhattan’s “Houston”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mike doesn’t have, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on in this argument. Oh… nasty!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s what I look like? Cool. I’m forty years old, this is face, this is my bo-ody, (Mmm-hmm) it’s fine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I’m loving about New York, Andrew, which I’ve forgotten about is… there are so many healthy good options. (Mmm)”

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???: Sneeze

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Andrew: “Beforehand, though, if folks are looking to have a few drinks before the show… (It makes the show better) Just kidding, Luke.”

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Andrew: “But, I’m screwed”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Hey, dummy!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey, put that down in the Hall of Quotes: If the Indians win this, then they, then they won.”

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Andrew: “Houston is where you hang your hat”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I want a hotness in there”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try Bing. You go ahead.”

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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about that sandwich all day”

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Andrew: “If that’s true, that’s pretty, pretty effed up”

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Andrew: “If the Indians win this, then, then, then they won”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I love it!”

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Andrew: “Luke, it was so racist!”

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Andrew: “Man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! You, you can’t, you can’t write to listeners that way!”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, that, that was a good pay off. I’m glad I broke your rhythm. Go ahead.”

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Andrew: Pronouncing Manhattan’s “Houston” incorrectly

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Andrew: Singing “Back in the New York groove”

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Andrew: “Sorry, didn’t mean to put you on blast”

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Andrew: “They had nice, cubed salamis”

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Andrew: “This is our Hous-ton!”

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Andrew: “Try finding a Walkman, dude!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! No thank you, nerd!”

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Andrew: “Wait, let me do a quick Google”

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Andrew: “We have, we’ve salads in Bellingham. Just go to the Haggen’s!”

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Andrew: “Well, it gets complicated”

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Andrew: “Will you write a children’s book, at some point, called ‘This Is My Face, This Is My Bo-ody’?”

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Andrew: “Ya made it work! Ya made it work!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I just told you this isn’t a good TBTL topic; but, here I go, telling you what I read on it.”

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Andrew: “Yes! It’s so bad. It’s so bad!”

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Andrew: “You just always look like Luke to me”

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Andrew: “You know what you do when you make assumptions, my friends”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ass-umptions (…you and me) Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, dummy! Whoa! No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, I only insult the listeners. Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You should put a box… over your bald spot. What bald spot? I don’t, I don’t have a bald spot. It’s already working!”

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