Day: November 1, 2016

Andrew: Attempting to make a drum roll sound and saying “Wait, that’s a boat.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “God, Walsh, why are you doing this?”

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Andrew: “Hah-ha!”

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Andrew: “I horfed three tacos, uh, three large tacos. Three Rancho Bravo-sized tacos.”

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Andrew: “I was in a cranky-ass mood on yesterday’s show. I don’t know why. I don’t know if I’m supposed to apologize.”

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Andrew: “I was ready for the Universe to say, ‘No, you’ve been looking forward to this moment for too long; so, it’s not gonna be that great.’ But, the Universe gave me this one.”

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Andrew: “I’m cutting this all out”

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Andrew: “It mostly sounds like bullshit”

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Andrew: Laughing to The Price Is Right losing horn

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Andrew: Making the sad horns sound

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: Snorting and a Chuckle

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Andrew: “Tagging along for the ride”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making the sad horns sound and Luke saying “I’ll do the sound effects around here”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I’m not handing out candy on Halloween, I ain’t handing (Yeah) out birthday messages in Chicago!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say it’s a gateway rug? And, we got our show title.”

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Luke: “And, I horfed down half a wheel of cotija cheese”

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Luke: “Because, that’s how much time we’ve got for this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live… Too Beautiful To Live!”

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Luke: “Boo”

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Luke: “Excellent spoof, my friend”

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Luke: “I got tricked and treated”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise”

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Luke: “She’s in the… Olive’s Garden, if you will.”

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Luke: “There you go, my Daisy. There you go.”

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Luke: “Tootsie Rolls and… and Power Gloves and… and Zip drives”

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Luke: “Walsh, Walsh, Baby”

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Luke: “We gotta thank our Count Duckula level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I’ve got a beef with that movie, ‘Undeclared’… Is it a beef taco?”

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Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve is not gonna be home. I’ll be getting home around seven. She won’t be home until about nine; so, she asked me if I would hand out candy and I said no. That’s a true story.”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the smell of Halloween”

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Andrew: “I had a brain fart on the show last week”

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Andrew: “I understand the, the hawk guy… Ooh, hawk guy, we’re talking about the Seahawks. Didn’t even mean to do that; but, I think we can all agree, it was brilliant.”

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Andrew: Imitating one of Tom Petty’s vocalizing styles

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Andrew: “Is it too early for a fish sad-witch? And, I’m spelling ‘witch’ like a witch.”

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Andrew: “Joining us now, from the wrong side of the bed, Andrew… in Wallingford.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Old Man Walsh. I’m telling ya, I’m not fun.”

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Andrew: Singing “Dracula’s in the basement, mixing up the medicine. Frankenstein’s on the sidewalk, thinking of the government.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sorry, Charlie. Keep moving.”

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Andrew: “That’s pretty good. Where’s, where’s my Southeast-homies?”

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Andrew: “Why am I opening up a new can of worms here?”

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Andrew: “Why am I so cranky today?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just, kind of, this limp little division. You know, Andrew, it’s not the size of your… I didn’t mean it in that way!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No Bwua-ha-ha-ha Conversion? Nope.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, that was Hitchcock, dude. That was Hitchcock. So, if anyone could fact check us on those things. Love to get my e-mail full again… Not that, not that anything go to you over the weekend.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sue me?!? Sue me for (Wha?) this?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL is 80 percent bad ideas

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Luke: “Byeee!”

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Luke: “Can you do me a, a kindness?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Great job, Alan! I think we nailed that.”

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Luke: “Horriblé”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna scare anyone; but, the podcast is coming… from inside the house!”

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Luke: “I don’t want the e-mails!”

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Luke: “Is it too early to get a fish sandwich? Oh, crap! I messed it up.”

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Luke: Laughing while Andrew is speaking

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Luke: “Looking will cost ya and touching will cost ya at this pumpkin patch. Everything will cost ya.”

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Luke: Mimicking microphone feedback and doing a heavy sigh

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Luke: “Oh man, that was bad!”

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Luke: Reacting to a crappy cover of “Werewolves of London”

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Luke: Saying “Anybody want a peanut?” as André the Giant

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Luke: Saying something really slurred together as André the Giant

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Luke: Singing “Lisa, it’s your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “The King of Freaking Pop!”

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Luke: “The Seahawks offense… it not good. Not good at all right now, and that’s a legit problem.”

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Luke: “Trying to think of a… a way to make the No Point Conversion, like the No… How would I Halloween that up? The TBTL… Groan Point Conversion? That’s terrible.”

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Luke: “Walsh, damn it!”

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Luke: “Why do I do this, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, and what I didn’t really realize was how long we’re usually playing music on this gall-darn show. Oh yeah, we usually have it on for five minutes, I think.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Haah! Hi, everybody. Welcome to the TBTL: No Point Conversion. How are you doing? How are you feeling? Hey… how about those Huskies?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I usually think you’re being extra hard on yourself. I don’t think you’re not being hard enough on yourself this time. I don’t care!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it too early to get a fish sadness? There you go.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hear a crappy cover of ‘Werewolves of London’. Wait, I like this better. How dare you, sir!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rent a Ghost, Count Duckula… Is it, Rent-to-Own a Ghost?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Count Duckula level (Nice) donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “We didn’t even get to talk about the Browns. What do you want to say about the Browns? Ughh! I prepared that statement and I’m gonna leave it there. (I guess you’ve said it all)”

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