Day: December 6, 2016

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2265: Serengeti Edition

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For the TBTL live show, #2265 in a collector’s series, at The Virgin Hotel in Chicago, Illinois, Luke and Andrew had David Cohn, aka Serengeti, as the musical guest. Serengeti performed two songs, including “Dennehy”.

Serengeti: Singing “Dennehy”

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Serengeti: Singing “Rhythm of Devotion”

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Serengeti: Singing “We are the Mid-North. We’re not Kansas, we’re not Nebraska, we’re not Dallas, we’re not Topeka. We are the Mid-North. We are Chi-Town, we are Minneapolis, we are Detroit, sometimes Cleveland.”

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Serengeti: “Ding, ding, ding. There you go.”

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Serengeti: “Downtown. North Side. South Side. Some East. West Side, massive. South Side, massive. North Side, paradise.”

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Serengeti: “Some say, ‘tomatoes.’ I say, ‘potatoes!'”

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Serengeti and Andrew: “Ice, rice, Berenger, Danza, Mathis. You know what I’m saying? Dandruff? Danza! I thought there was some dandruff in the recorded version. (Oh, yeah, yeah…) Yeah, there’s a little dandruff in there, right? I forgot the lyrics.”

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Clips From TBTL #2265: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: Audience joining in with Luke in saying “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all.”

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Luke: “But, it, it warmed the cockles of my heart!”

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Luke: “Can I get three hot waters sent to the stage… hold the water, add vodka. Room temperature.”

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Luke: “Carey said, ‘Did he look at you?’ I was like, ‘In the eyes!'”

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Luke: “Easy, Jill Stein!”

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Luke: “Easy, sleazy!”

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Luke: “Easy, Sniffles”

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Luke: Funny “Sorry”

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Luke: “I forgot to give the, the, the pep talk about ‘Please clap’ at the beginning of this show, but this crowd just knew instinctively”

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Luke: “It was like an insane world!”

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Luke: “It’s very early in the night for you to, give me that kind of ‘tude, dude.”

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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes”

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Luke: “Oh my God. You gotta watch out for post-func. It’s never good.”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot”

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Luke: “Some of it’s potatoes, some of it’s tomatoes.”

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Luke: “That was the lamest statement I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “The cobra escapes from the hold, goes back down the sewer, and is now, currently, as we record this program in Chicago, IL, haunting the sewers of Pretoria, South Africa… likely to pop up at anytime, into someone’s bunghole.”

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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the Robitussin kicked in”

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Luke and Andrew: “A joker, not a toker (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… Andrew. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And I realized it was extremely cold. Yeah, and I had your scarf. Sorry about that. That is true. You had weirdly folded my scarf on your bed in your hotel room. Yeah, and it smells nice. Also a true story.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Almond Milk” Walsh

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Luke and Andrew: Backstory on the “Top Story” drop and thinking about using a different drop for segment

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Luke and Andrew: “I was doing another radio thing… This is really an excuse for me to talk about how many radio things I do. Yeah, I know. You’re a big fucking deal. (Last night…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m allowed to vomit wherever I want. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is he Master Splinter!? I don’t know what’s going on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Leave a piece of beef jerky on the rim of the toilet; and, if it’s gone, you know the snake’s here. Or, I got high at night again.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Wait. What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?”

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Luke and Andrew: Toilet Cobras, Not Luke’s Number Twos

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Luke and Andrew: “What I feel like we need is some kind of app for what favors are equal to other favors. That sounds like friendship.”

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Clips From TBTL #2265: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Don’t touch the noodles”

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Andrew: “Get me out of this segment!”

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Andrew: “God! You’re so good at radio. You’re so much better at this than me!”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. I love your city. Like, I love it a lot.”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe that was you!”

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Andrew: “I carry around a lot of stuff”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s fair. Like, I don’t, I don’t think that necessarily you see someone who’s attractive, and… Is it creepy that I’m calling your wife attractive? That’s, now, now… Maybe I’m making it weird. I definitely am.”

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Andrew: “I frickin’ love quizzes!”

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Andrew: “I puttered the shit out of that hotel room yesterday”

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Andrew: “I thought you were cute!”

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Andrew: “I was in the zone!”

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Andrew: “I, I tend to leak from the facial area when I’m doing a podcast”

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Andrew: “I’m sitting here doing my (???), bro!”

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Andrew: “It’s not ‘par excellence’. It’s ‘par exemple’.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I did”

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Andrew: Making teletype sounds

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Andrew: “No, no, you’re fucked. I’m telling you. Nobody is, nobody is winning this quiz.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m thinking about getting a slab and a half of ribs” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That was you, who asked me for the almond milk?!?”

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Andrew: “This one’s for the night time drugs!”

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Andrew: “…To Burbank that joke”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Uhh, too old for that shit”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reading a one star review on Yelp

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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, so nobody shit ever again. That’s the power out of that story. Okay, power out. (Power out) Indeed.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you ready? Yeah. Don’t say anything funny while this is off. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you ever had too fast of service before…? My wife has. Hey-oh! I don’t think she’s here yet, is why I feel so comfortable making that joke. Oh, yeah. She’s in the back. Sorry.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you, have you looked in your rearview mirror and been like, ‘Hottie behind me!’? N-n–I actually have not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He was like, ‘Not to interrupt, but what is happening behind you right now?’ It just kept going! Like, nine cars of seasonal delight”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, she’s a TBTL listener. Yeah, exactly. Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot. (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: Someone left to use the bathroom right after Andrew warned about potential toilet fears that might crop up from a Top Story

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Andrew and Luke: The vibe was perfect, almost nar’redic [ph] or the illest

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Andrew and Serengeti: Andrew called Serengeti “Dennehy”

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