Clips From TBTL #2288

The show started off with a voicemail recording of Steve “The Stu-bot” Neuman singing a version of Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song” that has been tweaked to reflect Andrew’s parking story that was told on #2287.

Steve Neuman: Singing “Three, two… This is my fight song, my Andrew fight song. The fight didn’t last long…the story, which was very long”

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While discussing the “This is the ‘Drew Year” mashup that Luke created and played on #2287, Luke also sang “So, this is the new year”. Even though it was not in the clear, I created a “This is the Luke Year” mashup.

Death Cab for Cutie and Luke: “This is the Luke Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “And, I don’t mean that as an asshole; although, I came off as one.”

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Andrew: “And, this is awful!”

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Andrew: “Can… you believe that ending?!?”

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Andrew: “Classic Mrs. Renfro’s Salsa”

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Andrew: “How are you being raised, son?”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch television”

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Andrew: “I know that we’re in some really gross, illegal activity here”

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Andrew: “I was thinking about the show, after the show. Something I try very hard not to do”

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Andrew: “I’m a self-righteous, tight-assed podcaster”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I haven’t heard that in forever. I totally forgot that existed!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Remember that time I wasn’t emotionally vulnerable? Nah, me neither.”

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That story just went… It started at the bottom, it crawled along the bottom, and then it stayed at the bottom.”

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Andrew: “These will be our, this is our ‘Drew Year level donors of the day”

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Andrew: “This is my sick, twisted brain”

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Andrew: “What a bad idea, Luke!”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t trust YouTube anymore. Can I just say that?”

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Andrew: “You’re right, I’m a sensitive flower”

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Andrew: “You’ve got to patent the Walsh Pink Ink defense strategy: If the ink is pink, I’m not trying to make a stink”

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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an overly exaggerated manner

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you tell them that, like they were, like they were a parking enforcement person? I was trying to remember which ill-advised conversation of mine you were referring to”

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Andrew and Luke: “Taking away the solemnity… Nope. Nope! That’s not the word, sol–Yeah! Solemnity? Yeah! Sure? Yeah, sure! The solemn nature. The solemn nature.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna be in Hank’s World. Yeah, I’m already… A world I know nothing about.”

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Luke: “Andrew’s not gonna like this”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Being big doesn’t mean shit when the other guy has a gun”

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Luke: “But, this is motherfucking David S. Pumpkins”

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Luke: “Constable Walsh or Sheriff Andy come to mind. Maybe it can be called Wallingfordistan, or Walsh World, or something.”

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Luke: Funny “Okay”

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Luke: “Guten Tag, my dog.”

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Luke: “His hands were all bloody, from punches on the concrete. Goddamn, homie! My mind is playing tricks on me.”

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Luke: “I already have a bit of a Charlie Brown face”

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Luke: “I learned something about you yesterday, Walshski”

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Luke: “Is this what you dreamed your life would be? That you would follow people around in a little clown car, and tell them they stopped their car on a wrong piece of cement? I said, you are a remora on society. You do not create anything.”

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Luke: “Previously known as the ‘Miami Meat Tent’, but… it’s a whole new Andrew after yesterday’s show”

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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”

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Luke: “Thank God, no one can see me right now”

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Luke: “That green room is gonna be a royal shit show”

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Luke: “That’s another Listener Limerick Challenge. I want… Now, I’m just naming segments after Wait Wait”

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Luke: “The Burbs!”

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Luke: “This is a genius spoof!”

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Luke: “This is like money I can just write numbers on this paper, and then I get things for it? This is cool!”

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Luke: “Wha-whaaaa!?”

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Luke: “Wilson!!!”

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Luke: “You know what? Andrew, you have completely, you’ve turned me around on this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guten Tag, my dog. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke dabbed his way out of the office to bother Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. You got me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This lady is asking for someone to wipe their booty on her pizza, (Right) and I would side with the booty wiper. You… why do you always side with the booty wiper?”

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Clips From TBTL #2287

Luke spent a good amount of time creating a “This Is A ‘Drew Year” mashup of Death Cab for Cutie’s “The New Year” and Andrew singing “So, this is the new year” from #2286. Andrew didn’t quite like the mashup and didn’t want Luke to play it again if Andrew was on the show.

Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t quite like Luke’s mashup of “This Is The New Year” with Andrew singing

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I had a couple of extra minutes to try to create a clean version of the mashup. Sorry, Andrew.

Death Cab for Cutie and Andrew: “This Is The ‘Drew Year” Mashup

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Andrew: “A torrent of bad words just shouting out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Act of solo-sexual congress”

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Andrew: “Ain’t nothing get me down, even your crazy husband, sort of”

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Andrew: “And, I know you do that, Luke, by the way. I’ve seen you do it. I’ve been taken notes.”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, whatever”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Good, I’m glad I know where you live!”

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Andrew: “He’s a bad cookie, Luke! Stay away from that guy”

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Andrew: “Hello, I would like to report a tornado.”

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Andrew: “Hey, crazy! Still crazy?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you! Hey, hey, hey, hey!”

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Andrew: “Hiya, neighbor!”

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Andrew: “I can really add details to a story, can I?”

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Andrew: “I can’t even stand the sound of my voice talking”

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Andrew: “I don’t even go to there anymore. Scared to have to shower my phone afterwards.”

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Andrew: “I got your back, bruh!”

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Andrew: “I think you’ve talked enough”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of judgy about stuff like that”

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Andrew: “If a wind had blown, our noses would have touched”

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Andrew: “Just swearing like a, a sailor who doesn’t know how to swear, but likes the idea of it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My face is gonna break with this fake smile!”

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Andrew: “No, fine. Fine! Fine!! I’m fine!!!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “That’s my pettiness coming out”

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Andrew: “This has gone on way too long”

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Andrew: “This is one of those things where I become, kind of, old man, grumpy neighbor”

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Andrew: “This is, like, sort of funny, if it wasn’t so pathetic”

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Andrew: “We bring you all sides of one story”

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Andrew: “When I feel like your intros are going on a little bit long, I’m just gonna start surfing the Internet and opening up tabs that may have auto-play on them.”

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Andrew: “‘Why are you driving an SUV, buddy?’ But, that’s not my business”

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Andrew: “You didn’t get me down! Look how happy I am with my groceries and my drone!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here are my caveats to the story. Oh, right. (How’s that?) Keys to the caveats? Keys to the caveats.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have never seen a human being get into a loved one’s face like this before, and something… (Wow) broke in me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I’ve entered a world, Carl’s world of parking (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, you get to use this once! Do you understand me? (Really!?)”

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Luke: “Anyone else seeing this tornado?”

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Luke: “Boy, those illegal streams”

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Luke: “Coming to you from a room somewhere, at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: “Eff this dude”

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Luke: “Has it ever worked!?”

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Luke: “If you ever talk to my wife that way again… I will fuck you up”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Pod-dog’s right here. That’s right.”

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Luke: “So, ‘This Is The ‘drew Year’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: Squeaky “Thanks!!”

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Luke: “Thanks!!”

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Luke: “Welcome… to Luke’s world”

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Luke: Whispering “Get control of your fucking dog!”

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Luke: “You bleed for me, that’s why I’m leaving in an Audi”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a laugh while Luke brings up his incident at The Mandarin Gate

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Luke and Andrew: “At any point, did Genevieve tell him that he was gonna get a Yelp review of a lifetime? God, I wish I had said, I’d said that to him.”

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Luke and Andrew: Canyoneros and Kia Caveats

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you write ‘Dombass’ anywhere on the note? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Explaining the difference between writing “Thanks” with one exclamation point and two

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s apparently got a new nickname there in the neighborhood, ‘The Miami Meat Tent’; and, he joins us now. Known for his drawings of tall ships (Hello, dude!) How did you know about that? How did you know about that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you see an e-mail from me that has two exclamation points, (Mmm-hmm) you know it’s bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I assume that he’s a listener, so he probably recognizes that from the drop; so, that probably brightened his day. His name was Linh Pham. Are you familiar… that’s what he said his name is. I looked him up on Next Door. Wow. That’s um, that’s eerie; cuz, we have a super listener to the show that has the same name. Really?! Huh, that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You gotta whack that mole down! Right.”

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