Clips From TBTL #2291

Andrew: “But, now I’m confused! Oh, okay. I’m not confused. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “Can we just get done with this show?”

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Andrew: “Damn, Daniel Bagley!”

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Andrew: “Damn, Paul Daniels!”

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Andrew: “Do the Germans have a word for the feeling when a tiny screw strips itself, or any screw strips itself out on you?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got their bugaboos, right?”

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Andrew: “Hey boss, I can’t come in today. Another stripped screw? Yeah.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t feel as stupid as I usually do”

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Andrew: Imitating his laptop’s fan sound

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Andrew: “It’s just gonna say ‘TBD’. And, when you hit play, it’s just gonna play the hilarious world of depression.”

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Andrew: “Let’s play their game then, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Play… the Red Shoe Diaries”

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Andrew: “Satan?”

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Andrew: “Technology is killing me… in every, in every way”

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Andrew: “This is gonna ruin all the podcasts!”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow, I’m gonna be so goddamn funny… you have no idea. I’m gonna be so on point tomorrow, it’s gonna make you puke.”

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Andrew: “Trust me. If I don’t wanna get into it… it’s not worth getting into”

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Andrew: “USA: Up Most of the Night!”

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Andrew: “Well now, the fan in it is loud as heck”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s dumb”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we start over again? Of the whole show? Remember we did that last week and we were really glad we did?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey man… stuff’s done. I’m-a ready to do a show now. You just… almost made me do a spit take”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ma jeunesse fout le camp? That sounds like it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Son of a… jerk face. Wait a second, Andrew. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You ever do that thing where there’s a bunch of paper sitting on the table, and, and then you eat it; and then, you later find out that it was acid? Mmm-hmm. That’s how I started my day today.”

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Luke: “#GiveMeABrark”

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Luke: “But, if you want misinformation about the band Fleetwood Mac, you have landed in exactly the right place”

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Luke: “By the way, I just had my mind blown”

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Luke: “Carey came home from the chiropractor today, and… she’s leaving me. But, he’s a very handsome man, and… I’ve been to his website and I can’t argue.”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “God, memories are so weird!”

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Luke: “I’m not being sarcastic, Andrew. Do you need a moment?”

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Luke: “Is there any chance that some kind of chicanery is afoot with you having it out with your neighbor; who, knows which car you drive, and then, you come out and your battery’s dead?”

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Luke: “It is a desperate cry for media attention; which, we will provide for them”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let’s just rip the band-aid off this one”

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Luke: “Mmm–chopping broccolie [ph]

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Luke: “Oh my God”

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Luke: “Rudy dog, one. Pod-host Burbank, zero.”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty”

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Luke: “When I found him today, he was in the tall grass doing… what could only be described as… his stuff”

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Luke: “Which is why we have to thank our, ‘Damn, donors!’ level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t fully trust you not to huff that. Right; and, that’s fair. And, that’s fair.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that special? (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s got to be some gold in them thar hills (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This might be a perfect time tomorrow to just turn the show over to Linh Pham. Yeah, that’s not a bad idea. Linh, (He’s) take it away. He’s actually producing more content related to the show these days than we are; so… Absolutely true! And, yet, the listeners, Andrew, continue to support this show.”

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Clips From TBTL #2290: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Again, I would just say to anyone, who’s listening to this show, who is… Mariah Carey, have a backup plan”

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Luke: “And, I just want to clarify one thing here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “And, you, on the other hand, Andrew, you make loving fun”

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Luke: “By the way, you’re all welcome that I’m not doing this in Yakov Smirnoff accent”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Damn, Andrew. Back at it again with the Austin Powers references.”

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Luke: “I don’t think my wife has gone number two… since the 1980s.”

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Luke: “I, I don’t want to go full No Point on it”

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Luke: “I, I flipped her. I broke her.”

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Luke: “If you want to clean up the backyard or the front yard”

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Luke: “It blew my mind”

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Luke: “It was time for it to go; but, now that it’s gone… I realize that there’s a lot of dog poop that was under that snow”

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Luke: “It was… peak Clapper”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “Radical, dude!”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin’ emotion”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin'”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roundball Rock”

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Luke: “Speaking of… you know, number two and things like that”

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Luke: “That is, that may not be the most bueno way to learn this”

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Luke: “There will be some scatology-free parts of the show, it’ll just be at the very end of the program”

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Luke: “This show can only handle one gross person”

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Luke: “Trigger alert”

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Luke: Whispering “It was amazing!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, this is their fight song (Sorry)”

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Luke and Andrew: Classic MAWAMAWA Situation

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Damn, donors!’ of the day (That’s pretty good, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you think a bidet is so more civilized than what we’re doing? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, all I want to say to take it back to Toilet Town, for a minute… Take it back to Toilet Town”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re thanking our Ghetto Boys ‘My Damn My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me’ Daniel (Hmm?) level donors of the day. Oh-ho-ho-ho, I forgot!”

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Clips From TBTL #2290: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alexa, clean my butt”

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Andrew: Andrew’s plan for his upcoming weekend as a bachelor

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Flat “No”

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Andrew: “Hate the Steelers!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Right now, I’m trying to build my… Spanish castle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about it, man! I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I grew up in a bathroom, by the way”

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Andrew: “I love this. I love everything about this. I love your story.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to, actually, keep this short, like I never do”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go lie down in the tall grass and do my stuff”

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Andrew: “It does hold up!!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a snow storm of the soul”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Luckily, my eyesight is awful and the TV was very small”

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Andrew: “My apologies”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot, that’s the score! And, I swiped it away as fast as I could.”

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Andrew: “Public service announcement to everybody, if you ever do get a chance to visit Luke: don’t use his water fountain.”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been using bidets wrong”in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The skeleton hand!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t show fodder, everybody can turn off. I just need to ask Luke something as a friend for a second”

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Andrew: “We’re always depositing into them; and, they’re not depositing into us”

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Andrew: “Well, it turns out, they don’t!!!”

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Andrew: “You could’ve started a bidet-related podcast called ‘In The Dark’; but, they, I guess, I guess they got to it first.”

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Andrew: “You know what? One of these days, I’m gonna learn how to just state something without apologizing for it first”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, Dallas! Damn Dallas, back at it again”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, donors! Ho-ho!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have the smokin’ deets, the smokin’ deets! Smokin!”

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