Clips From TBTL #2306

Andrew: “1:00:28”

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Andrew: Doing some mouth saxamaphoning along with the Night Court theme

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Andrew: “I don’t know… squat about coffee; so, I’m not gonna try to even pretend to get into some sort of coffee talk with ya.”

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Andrew: “I was running to catch the G-D bus on Sunday night”

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Andrew: “It makes me feel so weird!”

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Andrew: “It would be extremely easy on us, if she were a cat who would come when called!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: “Spatula City!”

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Andrew: “Ugh, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “You, you bend over low and you grab the hooks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wa-wa-wa-wa? Lotta ‘Wa’ today.”

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Luke: “And, I’ll be gall-darned”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m usually passive-aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “Kids these days!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Once again, I was left regretting my decision”

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Luke: “Oooookay. Saved it!”

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Luke: “Speaking!”

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Luke: “Strap in, Walsh. Strap in, Goose.”

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Luke: “We’ll take it!”

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Luke: “Well, that thing went Broken Arrow on me. It went rogue.”

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Luke: “What was that?”

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Luke: “Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m already regretting my nominee for Top Story; because, it’s not… it’s not a good story. Sounds more like granny time, based on your intro.”

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Luke and Andrew: Chicken and Eggs: Gross or Not

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess I’m just a, a Starbucks man, (But, but…) just like my father and his father before him. And, there’s nothing wrong with that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s… immaterial! (You heard that too!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “May the VPN rise to meet you; and, may ICC always be at your back. Let not get mushy, guys. I’m getting emotional.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, by the way, can I do some laundry here? I’ll do your goddamn laundry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, geez. We dreamcatching? Oh, oh my gosh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I call it ‘The Ham’. I dunno where that came from. The Bay City. Now I’m hungry.”

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Steve Neuman: “Barton Fink! Barton Fink!”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, my sweet adult sons. How are you guys doing?”

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Clips From TBTL #2305

Andrew: “I just don’t fall down that much”

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Andrew: “I just stumbled on something”

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Andrew: “It just hangs out there like a fart”

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Andrew: “It’s not a good story, but it’s long”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, that’s the most Burns-y thing to ever Burns”

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Andrew: “My brain is not working a hundred percent. That might lead to some real, ridiculous, funny conversation today; or, it might just mean, I need to turn off my microphone at some point, Luke.”

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Andrew: No Egg Talk

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Andrew: “Nope”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Yeah.”

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Andrew: Reading a listener’s fart-take on lyrics to The Bangles’s “Eternal Flame”

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Andrew: “So, there was no winning”

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Andrew: “That’s a tired old joke. God, I’m mad!”

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Andrew: “The poop songwriter was a girl!”

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Andrew: “These questions I’m gonna ask you should not matter, but I need to ask them”

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Andrew: “We don’t!”

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Andrew: “Were you chanting in the hot tub?”

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Andrew: “Why are, why are these people so fancy?”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I regret playing this. I don’t.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a zoodler, (Yeah) not a toodler. Sorry. (Exactly, right) I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “Believe you, me”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I don’t know if I’m the dog… or the dirty dog”

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Luke: “I think the most fun part of zoodling”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Nude”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t your first egg talk this week! You disgust me.”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate. You gonna head over to Los Angeles and put a shrimp on the barbie?” mostly in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “The stories are so long for being so boring”

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Luke: “We can breeze into a room… like a fart”

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Luke: “We have a new segment today that we want to bring you, it’s called: Luke Responds to Twitter”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, speaking of which, ask me what I am wearing? Nope. Not falling for that again.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good times, man. Really good times. Sounds like it’s sexy-fun times for you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we have to thank our Kenny Loggins, Playing with the Boys level (Oh, okay) donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was going to do the show in the buff; but, then, Carey threatened to take a picture of me with her iPhone and send it to you. And, that, that had me putting on clothes real fast. Wow! Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Picture me getting into a hot tub, naked, spinning a volleyball on my finger, (No!) playing with the boyz. I’m not doing that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Question asked. Question answered. Yeah. Maybe one follow-up comment. New question posed, new question answered.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Night job. Hero of the… day job.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL Drunk History, except no one’s drunk. (Hoooo!) I know! What’s going on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, but it’s not Frankenstein, it’s Frankenstein’s Zucchini. Oh, right. Don’t, please don’t continue to make that mistake on this program, as per usual.”

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