Day: March 2, 2017

Andrew: “Aaaaagh”

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Andrew: “But, things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “I didn’t say anything!!!”

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Andrew: “I hate this beige, rental carpet crap”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’ve worked for a lot of broke-ass public radio stations”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty sure we both have plenty of that shit too”

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Andrew: “I’m so glad to hear you say those words, Luke!!”

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Andrew: “I’m turning this all back on you now”

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Andrew: “Jingle bells, jingle bells!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No way”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Hey, that almost made sense.”

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “What the what!!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “Ya blew it!”

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Andrew: “You smelt it, you dealt it. You sniffed it, you whiffed it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say some words here, you might not like some of them; but, you know I’ll soften it up at the end, right? You trust me enough? Okay. Alright.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay. Now, let’s get real for a second. Okay.”

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Luke: “Dogs rule, cats drool”

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Luke: “I got boiled!”

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Luke: “Is this a concealed carry state… for Dyson Animals?”

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Luke: “Kitten!”

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Luke: “Some frequent flyer miles in your face!”

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Luke: “These… people… button-hooked me!”

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Luke: “We will dazzle you with the deets”

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Luke: “Why did you let me on New Day today!!?”

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Luke: “Woohoo”

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Luke: “You know what? Fuck it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love this distribution today. You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we will offer you a lick from Andrew. (I will gladly) If you want to come over to Wallingford, the line forms on the right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t muddy the waters, Walsh. Okay? (Sorry) For the love of God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, it’s a Yabba-Dabba-Doo talk. It’s a Yabba-Dabba-Dazzling Deet.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening. Until then, please remember: my mountain–no mountain too tall? My mountain’s too tall? My mountain’s too tall! My luck to all!”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m there. I’m into it now.”

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Andrew: “Am I right!?!”

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Andrew: “Bad friend. Bad friend alert.”

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Andrew: “Dude… do you want to know how I know I’m living with a monster… by the way? Not to turn this totally negative.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while talking about new ideas for baseball

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Andrew: “I gotta stop eating pornos”

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Andrew: “I guess I should!”

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Andrew: “I mean, wizards are cool”

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Andrew: “I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “I… forgot about that drop. I was just making a joke.”

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Andrew: “I’ll be the judge of that one, buddy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen”

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Andrew: “Love to get through one day without you sending me a topless shot of yourself. That would be refreshing.”

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Andrew: “Luke… you have backup plans, I don’t. Do this for me!”

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Andrew: “Obviously… there are all kinds of services. What’s going on? Are we ready to rumble?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Marry me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Soft mouth popping sound

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was colorectal, I only ate eight Duke’s and had eight beers”

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Andrew: “This is embarrassing. I s-shouldn’t talk about this stuff”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m trusting that Genevieve never listens to TBTL. And, even if she did, she certainly not making it forty-one minutes in… past one Garfield joke.”

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Andrew: “Yes!!! All the… damn time!”

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Andrew: “Yuppers”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if butter talk is making Luke want to buy a butter softener on Amazon.com

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reacting to Luke playing Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” to end the show

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a full day’s work, Luke. Mmm-hmm. It’s a full day’s work, blocking out the haters (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “To be able to live on photosynthesis was a dream I had as a child. Why!? Because, I was a fat kid… I think.”

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Luke: “Alright, here’s… what’s in all of our collective muffin; at least, for the next hour or so”

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Luke: “Come on now, that’s not kosher.”

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Luke: “I, I want to call it Taittinger; but, I’m sure it’s something much Frencher than that.”

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Luke: “It’s been about fifteen hours… since my last impulsive Amazon.com purchase”

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Luke: Olive, the Bay Kitty, inadvertently gave Luke a “cat massage”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “That’s between you and your stomach”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Grok, Thog and Tom” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Mouth burbling the “B” in “Blocking out the haters”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the gift for? Uh, no, it’s not, the gift is n…not for you. I guess it’s just kind of a one-way street on those gifts in this relationship.”

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