For the OPP heavy show, Andrew put together a new OPP segment intro montage that included a clip of Luke saying “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?” from #2317 and one of Andrew saying “If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it” from #2241
New OPP Segment Intro
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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”
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Andrew: Andrew is usually against using host’s voices in a montage
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Andrew: “Because, I have dumb taste buds”
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Andrew: “Buh-bye!”
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Andrew: Cute Chuckle
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Andrew: “Damn, I wish we could be coffee lovas!”
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Andrew: “Don’t say it, Andrew! I haven’t opened the newsletter yet!”
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Andrew: “Ha-haaa!!!”
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Andrew: “I’m out”
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Andrew: “In this case, you’re Eric Idling; because, it’s the BBC and he’s British”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Lost money, flour around nose and cocaine
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Andrew: “Reading this makes me go back to ol’ bad Andrew”
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Andrew: Saying “Music For Your Weekend” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Singing “The most beautiful”
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Andrew: “This is my OPP. Let’s start with my problem.”
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Andrew: “Ugh, you’re not painting yourself in glory there, dude”
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Andrew: “What money? I, I didn’t find any money!”
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Andrew: “When Luke stops talking, I gotta start talking!”
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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, (Sure) Carey is cheating on you. Meant to tell (Yeah) you that. With a cat condo”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ha-haa!!! How does it feel… to be on the other side of it? It feels good! It feels like you… It feels like you care. I like that you took the time to try to gas-light me.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m naming the show, ‘Mr. Coffee Was My Dad’. Please, call me Coffee.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Looks like you’ve got a little visitor there, or whatever he says. And, I sort of feel like, if the professor had just been like… By the way, that’s what Carey says when I have a booger hanging out of my nose.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Today’s 2333, though. What did you say? Wait a second. No, it’s not. On the website, today, yesterday’s show is listed as… two-triple-three. I’m looking at it… it’s 2332, I’m looking at it right now. Oh, don’t you (Ha-haa!!!)”
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Luke: “A divorce a-comin'”
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Luke: “Brush your hair… make it dark… and get ready for a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL”
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Luke: “But, just knowing what I know about the Internet”
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Luke: “By the way, we’re back on right… show number track. We got off track. I showed up yesterday, at Live Wire, and your friend and mine, Linh Pham, was literally standing outside the Alberta Rose Theatre. His opening line to me was, ‘Are you trying to miscount the show, just to mess with me?'”
Luke: Having a good laugh
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Luke: “Hello… my… dude”
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Luke: “Oh boy, oh boy”
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Luke: “Oh my God! So good!!”
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Luke: Singing “Mu-mu-mu-muuusic For Your Weekend!”
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Luke: “Sup, world?”
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Luke: “That is, like, some weird, reverse, big-chill nightmare that I do not want to be part of”
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Luke: “They can ram that policy up their patootie!”
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Luke: “This kid comes in like George, freaking, Jefferson. Okay?”
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Luke: “Uh, yikes!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And the answer will… shock you. (Maybe) I… The, the answer will… maybe… shock you??”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting show numbers back on track, calling Luke out and Andrew tries to gas-light Luke
Luke and Andrew: “I had eight cups of coffee. (That was it) That was it.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking Alexa where he could buy a cat condo and how a listener’s OPP should be handled
Luke and Andrew: Luke bumped his microphone and blamed his “kid”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Do you want to use your dial-up modem to try to boot up the audio there and have us narrate it?” and Andrew making modem dial-up sounds
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Luke and Andrew: Northeastern Mugs
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Luke and Andrew: “Pine nut. Natural… All Natural. All, all natural.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain to tall. Good luck to all. Buh-bye!”
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