Clips From TBTL #2343

Andrew: “A lot of the things that you just said, kind of, made my brain fritz out”

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Andrew: “Also, yeah, it does really give the term ‘Bottomless Apps’ a whole different… connotation there, doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “And their apps are certainly ‘bottomless'”

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Andrew: “Did you really?!?”

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Andrew: “Guy, listen… I like the food there, but that is not a chill island vibe”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a company man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I just make them one giant ass file”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, now I get it!”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Saying “I realize, ‘Ah, tree pollen: high’ The tree pollen levels are high.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “We gotta go to the Applebee’s of our mind”

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Andrew: “Whether it’s your KINGs, or your KONGs, or your KIROs, or your KOMOs”

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Andrew: “Yeah, these guys know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s brain is broken, or bad

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Andrew and Luke: Burbankian beginning that a listener’s voicemail message

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hey Luke… Can we start (Yes) over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hey Luke… Can we start (Yes) over? Now that, would be the cherry that broke the camel’s back.”

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Andrew and Luke: Janka Scale Joke

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Andrew and Luke: The sound of Carey vacuuming in the background is getting closer and louder

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Luke: “I don’t wanna Man in the High Castle this”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man, you did a deep dive!”

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Luke: Singing “Bom, bom, bom!”

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Luke: “We are having the weirdest day”

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Luke: “You’re hearing the good version of me doing the show. This is the, this is the keeper, this is the home run, this is the hero take, as we would say in advertising circles.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, sometimes… you say it best when you say nothing at all (It’s true)”

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Luke and Andrew: Fresh Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll meet you at Applebee’s after the show. Are you hitting on me, or are you hungry? Is both an option?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” Theme

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Luke and Andrew: “The Great Applebee’s Orgy of, of, of 2004, or something. Wow.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re basically clearing the browser history of your life. Yes!!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2342: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All Tweaks Matter. #AllTweaksMatter, Andrew.”

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Luke: “America”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Drawn out “Why is this football game taking so long?”

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Luke: Drawn out and exaggerated “Rue”

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Luke: “Ha, toi toi toi!”

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Luke: “I have so many problems in the tweetering department”

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Luke: “I mean, really, you’re more than welcome to opt-out of the show at any time; and, many people do.”

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Luke: Imitating a Guy Fieri sound or reaction

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Luke: “It’s a sport where you try to murderate each other all the time!”

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Luke: “It’s working!”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh… you’ve thwarted me and my, and my careful grooming of my Twitter timeline”

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Luke: “Really!!?”

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Luke: Saying something incoherent in Spanish

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Luke: Saying something incoherent in Spanish #2

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Luke: Singing a line from The Smiths’ “I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish”

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Luke: “This… is a pre-existing condition, Andrew”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, can I say one thing? (Y-yeah, you can say anything For once on this show, can I say one thing? Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Going number one and sometimes not washing hands afterwards

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me re… let me re, let me re-box and then unbox my snoring machine… Don’t unbox it, it’s gonna lose value!”

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Luke and Andrew: LifeHacketBuddy.com Domain Availability

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Luke and Andrew: Not-so-Irish Accent

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Clips From TBTL #2342: Andrew Walsh Edition (Part Two)

Andrew: “Oh… Ha-ha!!”

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Andrew: “Okay… couple of things here”

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Andrew: “One of the most famous… I hate myself for even starting this sentence; cuz, I don’t know how to end it.”

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Andrew: “Outside the cereal box, right?”

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Andrew: Pained Sound

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Andrew: “Quick aside here… while I’m tap dancin'”

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Andrew: Quietly Saying “Oh, no”

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Andrew: Quietly Saying “Told you that”

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Andrew: Sneezing plus Fanfare

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Andrew: “So, that’s how you ended up in the Paddy wagon”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Luke. If this was your Twitter feed, I would say, ‘Clean it up'”

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Andrew: “Still sounds bad. Still sounds awful. Shit, I gotta stop watching sports! What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “That’s gross”

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Andrew: “This is not typical Andrew behavior”

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Andrew: “This reindeer juice has got me jacked up!”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, like really poppy, like, kind of p-punk poppy. Like, post-punk pop. Am I popping my Ps when I say, ‘post-punk pop’?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know, my brain just crinkled there for a sec”

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Andrew: “You bastard!”

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Andrew: “You jerk! You son of a… When did this show become us torturing each other?”

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Andrew: “You’re in my head too much, by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “And also, Luke, on just a quick side note, stop eating Jell-O with your hands. That’s weird and gross. What?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to hand the show back to Luke, just as Luke took a bite of a cheese stick

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, I’ll tell you the whole story. Buckle up (Please do)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I look forward to finding our forever song together, Luke. Did you… God, I hate it when people say that on those HGTV shows.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not using ‘buzz’ there as a joke; so, just let that go. Can’t. Sorry.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Luke has hot takes that contradict each other

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Andrew and Luke: “OMG. Okay. WTF. Well… and now on to e-mails. I asked you to explain and you did. Why the face.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no, I will be forever indebted to you for pulling… (Oh, good…) …I plan to…”

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Clips From TBTL #2342: Andrew Walsh Edition (Part One)

Andrew: “A cat suddenly comes tearing out of the cat shit closet”

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Andrew: “Alright, we’ll we lost, Chris. See ya at 30 Rock.”

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Andrew: “Aww, Theo, you’re getting to be old”

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Andrew: “Because, every time we say this, our buddy Linh Pham ends up buying it; and, I don’t want him to go broke.”

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Andrew: “But, goddamn it! I hate those words!”

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Andrew: “But, it’s damn near me!”

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Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: “Coin-kee-dinkily [ph]

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Flat “Oh. Wow. Really”

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Andrew: Flat “What?”

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Andrew: “God…damn!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, have we already done this one?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to end it”

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Andrew: “I mean, that might be our last show. They might just fire us.”

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Andrew: “I think that’s it!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say this with all due respect, Luke… But, I hate your story. It’s an ugly story.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, my brain is wondering a little. I agree with everything you just said.”

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Andrew: “Las Vegas Card Sharks?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You jerk!”

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Andrew: Laughing, saying “It feels good to la…” and fake gasping for air

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Andrew: “Luke, say something now! I’m out! I started, I started… on a, on a sentence that I can’t finish”

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Andrew: “Nope”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, no” #2

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