Clips From TBTL #2369

Andrew: “Don’t forget, I can see you. You’re not, you’re not down the line. You can’t fake it.”

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Andrew: “Geez, that sucks. Those guys are dicks.”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know how the fucking draft works”

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Andrew: “I don’t have music for my weekend. I don’t have music for your weekend. I don’t have music for anybody’s weekend.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m gonna pick this song; but, let me just pick a song I, I like”

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Andrew: “I know that this is a podcast and everything is gonna be fine”

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Andrew: “I was!”

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Andrew: “I’ll just beep it”

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Andrew: “I’m very embarrassed today”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Marty McFly fucked something up somewhere. That’s all we know.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, just so funny when you do the fun stuff” as Kyle Mooney

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Andrew: Saying “How can we even be a family” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: Saying “I love TBTL… with all my heart. That is! That’s all. I just do.” in an exaggerated sarcastic manner

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Andrew: Saying “You crazy robot” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Wait, why are you laughing to hard? Don’t laugh so hard, Chris.”

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Andrew: “You became a man that day, Chris”

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Andrew: “You did it! You made the perfect edit!”

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Andrew: “You’re trying not to spill your coffee, you’re punching in [bleeped]. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a message stating that Chris Hayes’ voice mailbox is full

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Chris Hayes: “Power out!”

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Chris Hayes: “Step, kick, kick, beat, kick, touch!”

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Chris Hayes: “Wow! I’m really getting a lot of Matt Damon these days.”

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Chris Hayes and Andrew: Chris Hayes laughing and Andrew saying “You are an asshole. How do you not remember this?”

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Chris Hayes, Andrew and Luke: Chris Hayes didn’t quite remember Andrew being at Luke’s house and Andrew has a Teflon ego

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: TBTL is never about following someone, consuming everything they do and repeating anecdotes

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Luke: “Again… we’re old”

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Luke: “Are you reading a Reader’s Digest in there, or you playing with your Boise?”

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Luke: “God, I’ve never wanted to John Malkovich into someone so hard”

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Luke: “Hayes! Snap out of it! Why are you dealing with these people?”

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Luke: “I just realized… we’ve been slightly misquoting that line on this… ding-dang imaginary radio show. What else is new, everyone?”

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Luke: “I, I trusted the robot! Which was… I feel so, I feel, I feel embarrassed of myself.”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m a hard maybe on that”

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Luke: “It’s a Friday… Friday, gotta get down… on Friday”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness”

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Luke: Saying “I told you so” in a robotic manner

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Luke: Saying “You crazy robot” in a robotic manner

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Luke: Singing “Let me sell a grill”

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Luke: “The problem is that you love on Bleep Avenue”

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Luke: “The show that… gets a lot of quotes wrong and might just be Too Beautiful To Live”

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Luke: “This is… lunacy!”

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Luke: “Yeah! You tell ’em!”

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Luke: “You know what? I’ve open sourced that story. That’s actually, that’s, that’s like the Linux of shit stories. That’s just absolutely open sourced.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew just beeped it

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Luke and Andrew: “I think you’re a little younger than us, Chris; which… also… Screw you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. It’s not good.”

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Clips From TBTL #2368

Andrew: “And, of course, my rules, you know, I have ten rules for dating my cheese.”

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Andrew: “Bubbling their way up from my laughter center”

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Andrew: “But, certainly that banana, once it’s been peeled and now it’s starting brown a little bit, that’s just the Devil’s smell. That, I just can’t, I can’t take it at all.”

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Andrew: “Can she come to Austin with us, please, Luke? Can we bring the dog?”

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Andrew: “Cats and birds, cats and mice, dogs and cats. Like, these are the natural order of things.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a really good laugh

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Andrew: “I didn’t used to. I used to just… just be innocent over here.”

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Andrew: “I’m done! Power out!”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big baby”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lily-white Wallingford neighborhood I live in”

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Andrew: “Never trust a big podcast and a smile”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh my God. What if Olive is a grave robber? That’s even worse, isn’t it? Cuz, it’s sick! Sick!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God”

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Andrew: Saying “If you’re not sure about that sketchy guy who’s walking down your sidewalk” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re getting closer!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Some just God-honest chortles”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Chalky (?) Cheese”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam, you’re a Ten!”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. What are we doing? Why are doing this? Why are we doing this? It’s a great question: What are doing and why are we doing it? …great questions our listeners have on a constant basis.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just a turd out there. She’s just such a turd out there!”

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Luke: “2017’s number one Donovan fan joins us now”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “‘Ello, Guv’nor!”

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Luke: “I can’t stand it!!!”

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Luke: “Is it possible that you’re a super baby?”

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Luke: “It was an ex-parrot by the time… she brought it in”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Opa!”

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Luke: “Schnoof [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “All we ask… is… all of your attention, all of your money and zero of your criticism. It’s a… it’s a modest request (Holy shit!) really. That’s all we ask on this show (Oh my God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, welcome to ‘It’s Raining Cats and Dogs’. (Mmm-hmm) Welcome to ‘Calling All Pets’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew. Which is Latin for ‘mushroom-shaped bumps’. Ugh, now I don’t even want, I don’t even want my tongue in my mouth anymore. And forget French kissing! What’s so great about French kissing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a little upcutty (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power… in. Power in!”

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Clips From TBTL #2367

Andrew: “And I took that super goddamn personally”

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Andrew: Andrew was telling a story about Genevieve and the Google assistant and mumbled “Okay, Google” and his phone picked it up

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Human-to-human or cat-to-human?”

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Andrew: “I never said that”

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Andrew: “It tastes legit, man!”

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Andrew: “It was great!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Okay, Google… Who’s Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: “They’re gonna have to zone those drones”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, I’d love to hear more of this, if we’d let it breath at the end… That’s something that you can enjoy in your private time… when you’re being a racist. Come on!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you gone to any, like, kind of, sketchy ATMs? When do I not!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m in love! You’re in love with the Dashlane!”

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Andrew and Luke: To the moments when Andrew’s awake

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… what!? Just tell me everything (Isn’t that nuts?)”

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Luke: “A sky dark with drones”

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Luke: “Alexa… Tell me about the Burger King commercial that told Google Home to tell them about the Whopper. See what that does to the space fucking fabric of time.”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Hand me the phone!!!”

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Luke: “How do you feel about sharing an RV with someone wearing a baldness helmet?”

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Luke: “Just embrace the suck?”

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Luke: Making a sticker shock sound

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Luke: Playing the sad horns drop and saying “They’re back, baby. They’re back.”

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Luke: “Sanctuary!!!”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This morning, I got an alert from our bank… e-mail alert, and it said, it was ‘Fraud Alert’. Now, I get those all the time, cuz they’re usually like… ‘Someone stole your card and tried to buy a baldness laser helmet’; and, I say… ‘Actually… funny story'”

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Luke: “We love all of our listeners equally. They’re like our children… in that, we owe them a shit ton of child support”

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Luke: “We’re just trying to THRIVE, people”

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Luke: “Who can we get in the United States that’s amazing? Burbank!”

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Luke: “You could just murderate these carpets”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the reason I don’t, like, fly it with me to places; because, I don’t think it really does anything. Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He bought a balloon and you know the story on that one. Sorry. Go ahead.”

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Luke and Andrew: Not interesting, but accurate

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