Day: May 2, 2017

Andrew: “Ahhhh-aahhh”

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Andrew: “Cremains”

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Andrew: “Damn straight!”

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Andrew: Gimme Pizza

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Andrew: “Hey Banana Face… Hey Banana Breath… You want some cool ice gum here?”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! When in Rome”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Do you think left-handed people more sexy? Let’s talk about it after the news! That was an imitation of myself, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I guess, you might even say that they chopped it and they screwed it, Luke. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I need you all to stay calm”

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Andrew: “I… do not care at all what happens to me when I’m dead”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna guess you’re also thinking, ‘Ahhhh-aahhh, isn’t this the part where Luke’s supposed to be doing talking? Where’s Luke? What’s going on? Why are you changing my podcart? I don’t like change.'”

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Andrew: “It’s really dark, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let go and let… ADubs”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes wear capes”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s… happening people!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “That would be bullshit!”

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Andrew: “There it is!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on?”

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Andrew: “Where’s Luke?”

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Andrew: “Which dash Kardashian dash are dash you… dash take dash the dash quiz or whatever”

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Andrew: “Why are you changing my podcart?”

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Luke: “Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junky.”

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Luke: “Crash into me. Crash into me.”

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Luke: “Dang it. It’s Atari.”

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Luke: “I’ll have a Mod Pizza”

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Luke: “TBTL: South of Queso, Wagon Wheel Sensibility, Shitter’s Full”

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Luke: “Thank God, I was not at the wheel!”

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Luke: “That’s all I can say about… that”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I noticed that my Radio Shack, not a Radio Shack… my Radio Shack. The Radio Shack… Huge banners, ‘Going Out of Business’. Just, this is it, this is the end. Everything must go.”

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Andrew: “It’s the dichotomy of ‘The Shack'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s all coming back to me!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “This whole time, I’ve just been conflating my Pendletons!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, oh yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew worked out and smells like stinky lunch

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Andrew and Luke: “It doesn’t have to hurt. It doesn’t have to hurt.”

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Luke: “Do you have a magic radio that makes them not suck?”

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Luke: “I wanted to get some bad food”

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Luke: “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

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Luke: “My good friend Andrew Walsh is having some Radio Shack related sadness”

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Luke: “Oh, I know, man. I’m such a sucker.”

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Luke: “Oh, my God!! Are you kidding me!?”

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Luke: Singing “And I, can’t go on without you. The way you look…” as Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you fix a broken Palm Pilot” as Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you look, the way you walk… cancelling the festival” as Ja Rule

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Luke: “That night, Ja Rule gave a toast, ‘To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars’. This woman writes, ‘If Ja Rule is punished for anything, perhaps it should be that.'”

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Luke: “The first name in… closing down and breaking Andrew’s heart”

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Luke: “Well, fug it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you guys sell any employee blocking headphones? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, I just worry about butthole cancer. I don’t know if you’ve seen the color of my butthole flaps? No, but… Too loud, (Too specific) too specific!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Got to do! Got to do!”

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