Clips From TBTL #2381

Luke had a little bit of fun emulating the Rainier Beer and BSB adverts where the names are said in a manner that replicates the sound of a car’s engine going through it’s rev range, letting off for a gear shift and revving back up again.

Luke: Saying “Living Colour” in a manner of a car engine revving and shifting

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Luke: Saying “Mike McGann” in a manner of a car engine revving and shifting

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Luke: Saying “Rainier Beer” in a manner of a car engine revving and shifting, and then saying “God, that’s a long thirty seconds”

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Andrew: “Also, I’d like to thank After These Messages for sponsoring today’s TBTL”

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Andrew: “And, God, did I get in my head over that, man!”

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Andrew: “But, Lord, Luke, look at this world we live in”

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Andrew: Drawn out “B-S-B”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “¡Hola, el Presidente!”

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Andrew: “I am the face… of your victims”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I mean, I guess I’m a snowflake and all of that anyway”

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Andrew: “I was writing down, ‘Cult de Sac of Personality'”

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Andrew: “It was the blurst of times!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God dang it!”

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Andrew: Snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “Well, I will say special thanks to Vinegar Dogs for supporting today’s episode of TBTL”

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Andrew: “Yeah, donate to TBTL, submit a message, and we’ll just… lightly link you… to all kinds of war crimes and atrocities”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, I want to thank Steve Bony 2012. It was a Kony 2012 joke. I just spit coffee back in my cup. Now I can’t drink it. I hope you’re happy.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d like to thank Alaska for sponsoring this episode of TBTL (Absolutely)”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’d like to thank Lenovo and Apple for sponsoring the show (Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You went by ‘Even Strite’ [ph] right? Oh… Wait, whoa, now we’ve… Never mind. Nope. Nope. Don’t. Okay.”

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Luke: “And I had just, for some bananas reason”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Having a good laugh

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Luke: “I looked over at my wife’s computer yesterday and… (That’s my woife!) saw something very troubling. I’ll explain what it was; and, how you can avoid such a thing”

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Luke: “I’m so sorry I was talking to you like a normal”

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Luke: “It was once referred to as my ‘vinegar dogs'”

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Luke: “No relation to the infamous German war criminal… as far as we know”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: “We may get into a triple dukes situation”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Yadda, yadda, yadda, fish sandwich”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I’m about to buy these Crocs. This is how it happens, Andrew… Right now, you’re with me in the moment of buying something… I want no, I want no part of this. Can we get to e-mails?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Go UM-Dub. It’s Mary Wash!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna play a little guessing game (Mmm-kay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Kind of a… you know, a shell on the beach that we can hermit crab into with totally unrelated topics. That’s a good analogy! Thanks, I finally got one in (It’s cozy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me just… float this little, tiny Charlotte Web’s… baby off in the distance of this show. We have a way with words”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the word “Crocs” to the Doogie Howser theme and Andrew saying “Love it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is legal cover for, for what you did to me last… What I did to you”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is happening dude? Hey, a moment on the lips”

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Clips From TBTL #2380

Andrew: “But, I mean, there is something… about… the soul… of the guitar… in Stranglehold”

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Andrew: “But, you’re screwed”

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Andrew: “I am exactly like other guys”

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Andrew: “I know you… and, I know me. I would do the same thing”

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Andrew: “I-If-If it had a spoiler… like that would be a party in the back… of that ugly, stupid Chevy”

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Andrew: “Is the technical word: scam?”

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Andrew: “It sounds dirty”

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Andrew: “It was a hard year for me”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah, right”

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Andrew: Party in the Front, Useful in the Back

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Andrew: “Ping!”

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Andrew: Saying “Put on this, like, finger-wagging thing!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So many things to be afraid of”

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Andrew: “That’s so damn perfect”

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Andrew: “There are fifteen Burbanks circling the beach party! We recommend you move the party somewhere else!”

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Andrew: “This is so irresponsible”

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Andrew: “We need a brain doctor!”

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Andrew: “We’re really missing the ball here. Phyllis, could you edit those shows for us?”

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Andrew: “Wow! Because… Oh, wow! Wow!! All I can say is, ‘Wow!'”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!! Damnit! Write that on a piece of paper and hold it up to the microphone”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!! Of cour–Why did you let go on that whole ‘License to Drive’ thing!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “How about this. I’m gonna draw it on a piece of paper and hold it up to the microphone. Perfect. Okay. Oh my God, that is genius! Thank you!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke reacts to a “Surprise Jock Inspection” clip

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Luke: Describing the brain process and result of using the “Doctor” honorific in a hotel reservation form

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Luke: “Do we… do we celebrate… Nugent-level tools?”

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is some ice”

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Luke: Laughing and clapping his hands

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Luke: “Put on a pair of shoes!!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So much… so much to unpack!”

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Luke: “So, here’s the thing”

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Luke: “There’s a press release!!?”

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Luke: “When… will Spring ever come to the Pacific Northwest, I am not sure”

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Luke: “You know what? We’ll leave that to the lawyers.”

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Luke: “Zero brarks given… I think is a promise I can make”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just walked on a… ton of broken glass. Why do you keep doing that, Luke? Well, they had, you know, Annie Lennox told me to”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you think this is one of my more embarrassing things, listener? You have no idea what my real life looks like. Have you seen the laser helmet, my friend?”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is something about the soul of a Cat Scratch Fever. That’s so damn perfect”

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