Day: May 30, 2017

Andrew: “Ahhhhhh, damn it!!!”

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Andrew: “All I’m looking for in my life is vehicles for salt”

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Andrew: “Don’t think that’s possible; but, I would’ve been”

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Andrew: “I refuse to wear pants until we get a sponsor called, ‘Pants Club’. When we get a, when we get a pants club sponsor, then I’ll start wearing pants again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s do it all the time! Let’s have you here all the time.”

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Andrew: “Listen… it doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re cool with what happens on the other end. And, what happens on the other end, Luke, is a spanking.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m freaking out”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Andrew: Saying “Peace sing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s a stupid question, but hear me out”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got one hand in my pocket and the other’s giving a high five (a high five!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me lay two things on ya. Please”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, okay. So, we’re peeing in the potty. Can I number two in the shower?”

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Luke: “Dear God, I wish today was my Friday. Turns out, it is… extremely, very much, my Tuesday”

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Luke: “Fire can’t melt this winning”

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Luke: “Nothing Smurf can Smurf”

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Luke: Saying “Albuquerque” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Luke: “See… now you’re cooking with brains”

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Luke: “Totally. Win, win, win. Win all around. Win forever. You’re gonna be tired on winning.”

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Luke: “We’re at the point now where it’s more weird when I’m doing the show from Burbank Springs. This has become… the center of all things TBTL, as it turns out.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meow, meow. Meow meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sorry to bug you in the middle of dinner”

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Andrew: “I think I speak for all of us when I say, ‘Voooooh!!'”

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Andrew: “It was your idea to do this on Angel Dust, not mine.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not a tuba” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Snorting and Laughing

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Andrew: “Voooooh!!”

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Andrew: “Vooooop!!!”

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Andrew: “You’re saying that you’re not quite a captain. I’m saying… you are an illegal boat driver.”

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Andrew and Luke: Recreating the Butthole Flaps drop

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “It’s not a tuba” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew and Luke: “Something old, something new, (Yep) something borrowed, something you, (Yeah!) Luke. There you go. (Wow!) That was weird.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Vooooop!!! Don’t ya have a drop that makes that ‘Vooooop!’ sound? No. No you don’t. It was your idea to do this on Angel Dust, not mine.”

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Luke: “I’m starting a new, questionable, medical… podcast called, ‘It’s not a tumor'”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be real neat… and real cool, and real out of the box”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and Clapping

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Luke: “We’re here… slaving over a hot laptop for you. We don’t even have to be doing this, but we are. So, appreciate it!”

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Andrew: “Alexa!”

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Andrew: “Did you try the Frenchman’s Gondola?”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “How about that for an interesting story? Power out!”

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Andrew: “KITT… that lives in my Echo!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Cooing Sound

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I don’t think that’s the… Okay.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “They’re other people in the world!”

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Andrew and Luke: Beta Mail Spoof

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t call us. We’ll call you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He loves these cans!! Stay away from the cans!! This man loves tonic and gin… too much!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m hiking it up to three houses away (Oh my God, Andrew) to find a place… (that’s awful) Look it, like, I’m… after a long day of podcasting… (Oh yeah) give me a major brark! For sharks!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just kidding! Can you imagine? (It was Libby Denkmann) It was Libby ‘The Denk’ Denkmann!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Two brozos… brozing it up!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Congratulations! You’re in!”

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Luke: “I’ve just been flapping my gums”

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Luke: “It runs from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey”

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Luke: “Money talks and bullshit walks. I gots to get my money!”

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Luke: “My man boobs are starting to come in, thanks to my… anti-baldness medicine”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, it’s a Friday. Which means, we’ve got some Music For Your Weekend!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See ya later, suckers. Chris Hayes, follow me on Twitter. Baba Booey!”

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Luke: “The Amazon Clappers of the world, et al”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to… back to the, the Amazon Echo… The lady that lives in your Amazon Echo. KIIT. KITT. Back to KITT.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bazinga! (Ohhhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I actually need you to… Cisco into my system, if you can and put that down as time and a half. Oh, now you’re flirting with me? I’m not gonna Cisco into your system, dude.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why I can’t count, but I’ve been coming up short on underwear, a lot. Looking forward to the road trip.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It runs from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey. That’s right, from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey. Possible show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally said “Alexa” and has to put money into this “Google Home” jar

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m doing this call and response with the crowd that I didn’t even mean to start (Wow!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Someone’s gotta remove your terrible tattoos, it might as well be a Ten! That’s right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you think is probably the number one barrier to entry for me taking part of anything. Let me think about that. I just, I, I just realized I asked a dangerous question.”

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Andrew: “After These Messages: After the Fact”

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Andrew: “Give me them cards! I need some cases, I need some closes; and, damn it, I need some listener comments, stat!”

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Andrew: “Hello… Luke… Burbank”

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Andrew: “It was grody”

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Andrew: “It’s so reasonable!”

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Andrew: “Like, and, sorta, you know, just”

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Andrew: “Like, you know, just sorta”

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Andrew: “Like… just, you know, sorta, he’s just like sorta, you know, like… I’m just sorta, know you, like”

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Andrew: “My dogs are Diet Barq’s-ing”

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Andrew: Saying “I won’t, be able, to talk, because, I’ve run…” as if he’s catching his breath and is wheezing

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” and laughing

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Andrew: “Suck it, Gallagher One! You’re not even Gallagher anymore.”

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Andrew: “That’s like straight out of a Reader’s Digest, on to our podcast!”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh.”

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Andrew: “‘Uh, Mr. Radke…’ I, I don’t know why you’re calling your best friend, ‘Mr. Radke’ either. You really are a weirdo. We have to talk about that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I shouldn’t say this. Cuz, this is gonna make you feel bad and it’s gonna get in your head, and I don’t want it (Oh, no) to; but, I want to be honest (Oh, no) with you. What do you think I’m gonna say?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I used to sit at home and watch so much stand-up comedy, starting, I think, my sophomore year; because… that’s the year my parents got a divorce. (Aww) Aww. Uh, and, no. It was great for me, actually. Cuz, then I got to move to the city and I lived with my dad, and we had cable television! All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut this out. Don’t cut this out.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My diet dogs are Barq-ing”

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Andrew and Luke: Radio version of Luke Burbank, aka Burbank One, and Normal Burbank

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Luke: “I tend to take the Corky St. Clair approach: You record it, you record it, you record it, and then you forget it”

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Luke: “I’m gonna need eyes on your screen at all times”

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Luke: “Professor Banana Pants?”

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Luke: “Sorry, Christy. Just give me a minute on this”

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Luke: “Woah! I’m amped!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, she says, ‘Chris Hayes, please follow me on Twitter’. (Oh, no!) Which is, which is, TBTL’s version of ‘Baba Booey’. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Card Reader not ATM “Machine”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything I thought I knew about OCD is off. Keep the fidget spinner.”

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Luke and Andrew: Fidget Spinner, OCD and Sexual Arousal

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Luke and Andrew: “I gave the fidget spinner to Sherman Alexie. Yours. Oh, no, no, during the show, (yours) he borrowed it. (Yours) Goddamn it. Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke took Andrew’s yellow fidget spinner and used it on stage

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Pajamagram” in the manner of “Mahna Mahna”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is where the hot-air balloon comes in; (Yeah) because, it’s silent, but deadly… like me, in the RV. Oh, no.”

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