Day: June 5, 2017

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2394: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: Doing the Law & Order Clang sound

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Luke: “Eagle Sore, numero dos”

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Luke: “For once, in my ding-dang life”

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Luke: “He’s my… covfefe for reals. He’s Andrew Walsh and he joins us now. Hello, my dude.”

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Luke: “I don’t understand content, bro!”

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Luke: “I’m in trouble with the Zuck!”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Can we… I mean, I, I’m not trying to be a nofunik, but…”

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Luke: Making funny mouth and tongue sounds

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “Mr. Kotter”

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Luke: “My friend, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong.”

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Luke: Singing “Hey! You! Get off of my island!”

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Luke: “Someone wrote a song about erectile dysfunction? That’s such a dumb joke, I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “The body shame is the bun… the hot dog of insecurity is placed in”

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Luke: “They got… Boss Hog nervouser than a long tail cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs… or something”

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Luke: Trying to sing along to “Boss Of Me” with a one second delay and messing up

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Luke: “Ugh! Aagh!”

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Luke: “Ugh!!”

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Luke: “Woah!!”

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Luke: “You’ll hear e-mails. You’ll hear v-mails. And, because it’s Friday, you’ll hear some Music For Your Weekend.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m like, ‘Zergged Again’! You got Zergged! There’s your show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew caught Luke off guard with his “Vooooop! Hello, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. Yeah, what’s going on? Could you be a lamb, and…”

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Luke and Andrew: Life Lesson: If something happens too much, it falls off

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bit of the Rockford Files theme and Andrew saying “Holy shit, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the days. Archie!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to us, as we embark on that road trip”

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Clips From TBTL #2394: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s going on with you, Sore Eagle?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can’t wait to delete this show”

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Andrew: “He knew nothing. Nothing.”

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Andrew: “How did you know!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this story ends, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I just have a passion for content”

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Andrew: “I… definitely wanna talk to you about what the hell’s going on with you and Facebook”

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Andrew: Incorrect answer sound

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Andrew: “It’s all about content… bro!”

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Andrew: “It’s so janky, I love it!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, you ignorant podcast host”

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Andrew: “No kidding”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Normcore”

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Andrew: “Oh, really”

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Andrew: “Oh, Rockford… you scamp”

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Andrew: Singing “Andrew… is my co-pilot”

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Andrew: Singing “Rocket! Woah-oh”

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Andrew: Sticker shock sound

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Andrew: “The tone change when the music is… What’s the word I always use? Dia… dia–what… dia–whatever. We’ll cut that out.”

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Andrew: “We should have shotguns for this shit!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Plinko is one of the worst games on The Price Is Right and Luke disagrees

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’m not a numbers man. I’m not, like… into spreadshees, or anything like that. Sure.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a hot take. Okay, scald me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Number nine is Gilligan’s Island!? Get off of my island! That’s… to… Hey! You! Get off of my island! I’m… whatever.”

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Clips From TBTL #2393: The Burbanks Edition

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Carey Burbank: Answering the phone with a “Hello, baby!” drop

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “What… what do you mean?”

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone towards the end of the show

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Exaggerating details is part and parcel of being a Professional Storyteller

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Ooh, good detail, storyteller. Professional (Thank you) storyteller. You know, I do alright.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey plays the “Hello, baby!” drop as a power out, Luke considers it the worst audio bit on the show ever and can’t wait for it to go on Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “Everybody gets a nickname today!”

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Luke: Funny mouth sound

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Luke: “Hello, baby!”

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Luke: “I can’t wait for that to make its way on to Marsupial Gurgle. I mean, what will it even be?”

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Luke: “I… hate… running through the airport”

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Luke: “I’m a Peter Push-forward”

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Luke: “I’m kidding, Hamilton fans!”

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Luke: Incorrectly saying “It’s episode 2932 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, your body decides to… release the Kraken of sweat”

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Luke: Panting breathlessly

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Luke: “Rare (??) blood!! Cool!”

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Luke: “Run for it!”

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Luke: “Sammy Sad-sack”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Breaking News” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Canaries of Comedy”

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Luke: “Sluggerrr! Sluggerrr!!”

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Luke: Strong Bad-ish TBTL Breaking News

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Luke: “That is how much things move in… and through the transom of my mind these days”

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Luke: “That is, by the way, classic Sammy Snore-sack… Which is… I hope, I hope, he doesn’t make an appearance”

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Luke: “That was an HP… not an MP”

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Luke: “There’s still some meat on dem bones”

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Luke: “This is, ‘Road Rules: Burbank Edition'”

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Luke: “This, my friend”

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Luke: “Ugh, you gotta be kidding me”

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Luke: “What in the world is going on in your life… wife?”

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Luke: “What will it even be? It’ll be just a wisp of memory of an idea of a sound drop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s doing the shocker with his hands… Oh, God! I didn’t even notice that. No, rea–No! This is a family show. What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m interested in the details of life. As a professional storyteller, it’s what I mostly focus on. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do this podcast to the pain for our listeners. And, we do.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing his version of the TBTL Breaking News drop but it ended going all Strong Bad

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Can I? Burrrr. No, (Burrrr) okay. Control. Mouth. With brain. Control, Alt, Mouth?”

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Luke and Andrew: Peter Push-forward vs Sammy Sad-sack

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Luke and Andrew: “We are men of action, not words. Wait, opposite… (Right) opposite of that (Right)”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke reacting to how Carey answered the phone

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke had said he was a “Professional Storyteller” to Carey

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Everybody gravitates towards that toy at some point. It’s like the most fun thing in the house, besides me. (Yup) And, also a better storyteller. Oooh… (Ow, wow) this interview is over! Let’s not get nasty, guys.”

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Clips From TBTL #2393: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “And, we do”

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Andrew: “Control, Alt, Mouth”

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Andrew: “Here comes old, huffy-puffy Burbank”

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Andrew: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where, I’m in, I might be on the Dark Web right now”

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Andrew: “I heard that she donated just so that she wouldn’t get fined… actually”

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Andrew: “I’m just sayin’!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not being nice here”

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Andrew: “It sounded cut off at the end”

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Andrew: “It’s so clear from this conversation that you care more about it than I do; so, just take it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “N’ohh… You”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Sammy Sad-sack only does one thing: he cries into his soup”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz.”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz. Sorry about the language at the top of the show, you guys.”

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Andrew: “That door is only closed because you haven’t opened it”

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Andrew: “That’s why you get it; because, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Their mascot is… Oh, dang it, it’s like my favorite name. It’s perfect. It’s a… I can’t think of it. Good Lord, what’s wrong with me!? Why would I open my mouth to tell the story if I don’t know the end of it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell? What the hell!!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #2

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #3

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Andrew: “Whose side is that guy on!?!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing all the driving?”

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Andrew: “You were in the old Fart Locker down there with smelly Kev”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to talk about Sammy Sad-sack, but Luke wasn’t having any of it

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!! Wait, then everybody starts to stand up, (Yeah) ‘I am Sammy Sad-sack!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, are we just gonna go out with ‘Dreamweaver’ though? We may have to now. I can’t stop this. The train has left the station! You’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t you? (Sorry, Waves!)”

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