Day: June 11, 2017

Andrew: Croc Martens

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Andrew: “Don’t we have a rule where we don’t ask each other questions we know the other person doesn’t know the answer to?”

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Andrew: “God!!”

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Andrew: “I only took out, I only, I only took out the weird stuff. I don’t know why you had to make it so weird yesterday.”

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Andrew: “I’m an old man. I don’t know how stuff works.”

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Andrew: “It’s alive!!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Scruff-duggers”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be weird. I’m sorry, my brain’s not working right today.”

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Andrew: “You scruff-dugged yourself”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I holding farts in, or is the RV holding our farts in? Oh… Well, both can be true.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew goes negative as it’s too idyllic and perfect

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is full of amazing show titles, including “Scruff-duggers”

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Luke: “Alright, in other… Idahomie news”

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Luke: “Big Baby Gideon… Scrub-dugging, Gamb–Gambler’s Fallacy”

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Luke: “Do me a favor Papa Smurf… can you try to keep the scruff-dugging at a minimum during this, while we’re in the RV together?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Uhhh… I dunno”

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Luke: “It’s messed up, people. It’s messed up.”

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Luke: “Keep Pocatello Weird”

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Luke: Notification sound played on Luke’s computer and Luke saying “Thanks, Facebook”

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Luke: “Now, that’s how you win. End quote.”

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Luke: Saying “Here’s ten bucks! Put it on black!” in a gruff voice

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Stop living like a scruff-dugger”

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Luke: “Well, because we, Andrew, had… forgotten… about a little thing called, time zones.”

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Luke: “Were they scruffing or were they dugging?”

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Luke: “Yes, yes, yes. This just feels right, everybody.”

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Luke: “YOLO, YODO. And now, that’s how you win.”

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Luke: “You scruffy dugging nerf herder!”

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Luke: “You’re getting to know us, and our ability to snatch insults from the mouth of compliments.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Big Baby Walshki? Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, this is really reinforcing… my gambler’s fallacy; which, is not my nickname for my private parts. But, it could be a good name for this RV.”

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Luke and Andrew: No Papa Smurfing in the RV or on the road trip

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is that dog sharpening a knife on one of it’s paws? Oh no. They’re starting to rock the RV.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna love the way you cook. I guarantee it.”

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Luke: “All will be revealed, Saturday night, in Austin”

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Luke: “Alright… people. This is really happening.”

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Luke: “And, if you’re waiting for the eagle to shit on Friday, that’s fine too.”

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Luke: “Are you… even for real right now?”

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Luke: “As my wife would say, ‘You’re gonna hard eye-roll so hard… that… you’re eyes are gonna come detached. You’re gonna look like a slot machine in Reno, in the 70s.'”

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Luke: “Face hair, don’t care”

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Luke: “He co-rented an RV; but, it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than anyone else”

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Luke: “Hi, it’s the TBTL-a-thon week! Please enjoy this first episode, ‘Grease on the Skin and Farts on the Deck'”

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Luke: “I have this… new… Pitbull… Tiësto song that is just going to absolutely knock your dick in the dirt”

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Luke: “I will happily volunteer for backing it up duty”

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Luke: Incorrectly stating the show number, which is actually 2395, in a collector’s series

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Luke: “My dearest Olive… I hope the morning finds you well”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I am your driver… slash host”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah, listen to that, listen to that HEMI work! I don’t know what any of those words are that I just said.”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t know, Davy!” as a claymation dog

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Luke: Saying “On the day of my daughter’s wedding. On the day of my daughter’s TBTL-a-thon, you come to me and you play ‘I Spy’ on the radio.” as The Godfather

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Luke: Singing “And the landjäger brought him down”

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Luke: “Something just flew out in the back; so, that’s… probably something we need to investigate”

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Luke: “They had their teabags out”

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Luke: “We call that, ‘The Burbank Send-Off'”

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Luke: “We made tomorrow’s Boise today… but, we still got to get to tomorrow’s… Vegas”

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Luke: “Which, could either mean this is an amazingly triumphant week, where they climb back to .500 and we have a lot of fun; or, it could just be… just a, a crane kick to the nut sack of our heart… seven times between now and Austin.”

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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head about that, my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey had some bad premonition about the road trip

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank, who crawled through a mile of shit… to leave… Walter and Susie Burbank’s home and go to the University of Washington. I’d like to tell ya that Luke didn’t drive the RV that day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “May your life feel like a drive from Boise to Las Vegas. With nothing to talk about.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I brought that, I, even I was like… come on, dude… is… I brought my scale. You did!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, like The Splendid Table doesn’t ask you for this kind of shit all the time. On the air (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have no… rearview mirror; like, the thing that you normally look up at in your car to see who’s behind you. If I do that, I’m just looking into the bathroom. What’s going on back there? Nothing good.”

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Andrew: “And that’s not Andrew!!”

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Andrew: “Apparently not!!”

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Andrew: Deflated “I’m not suggesting anything”

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Andrew: “Didn’t think I could like you any more. That’s how you mow a damn lawn!!!”

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Andrew: “DJ Lukles-style”

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Andrew: “Do a little zigging, do a little zagging, stop, and talk to Zack-n’?”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen to Luke when he says, ‘It’ll probably be okay'”

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Andrew: “‘Ello”

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Andrew: “Et cetera”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be in Boise tomorrow?!?”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Naw!”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness”

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Andrew: “Okay, there’s the eye-roll. There it is. Just as hard as you were guessing.”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s no problem going backwards, Andrew. It makes a beeping noise.”

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna stay with Sarah, hell or high water!” as Luke

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Andrew: “That seems gross to me”

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Andrew: “We’re coming home from this, right!?”

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Andrew: “Where, where’s your brain?”

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Andrew: “You’re always Lukie on the spot with that stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you kidding me? Is this actually happening? How is the shitter already full?”

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Andrew and Luke: Doing the Strong Bad E-mail Segment Intro

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Andrew and Luke: “I am filled with the sense of… I can’t believe this is happening. I… it fells, to me, not totally dissimilar from the first time I had sex. Can I… get out?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke’s signature is so much cooler than mine. That is not true at all.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Naw! I’m just kidding. What was that that I did? Apparently, a flawless impression of me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Landjäger… made Andrew sick”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s right, you’re obsessed. I am.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your feeling about me yelling at other drivers? It’s gonna be a long five days. Ya bastard”

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Andrew and Luke: “You should just give me this when you’re done with it on this trip! If you behave yourself, Andrew… there might be a shiny new travel printer in your future.”

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