Day: June 12, 2017

Andrew: “Ah, I messed it up!!!”

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Andrew: “Ah, the best doggin’s! Yeah”

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Andrew: “Every night has been great!!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what people think about this show; but, we’re not rich enough to eat our laying heggs [sic]. Ah, I messed it up!!! You’re supposed to be ‘rich enough to eat your laying hens’. Another words, you have eggs… I’m struggling today, guys.”

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Andrew: “I love the way you think”

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Andrew: “I… cannot believe I cut the ‘S’ off of that drop”

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Andrew: “I’m struggling today, guys”

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Andrew: “Oh, nice thinkin’!”

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Andrew: “This is hog killing weather, just move on”

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Andrew: “This joint is gonna get gamy!!”

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Andrew: “We’re dumb as a barrel of hair”

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Andrew: “Would we say that she is tough as a stewed skunk?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, if anybody says that Katie… would squeeze a nickel until the buffalo screams… they’re a damn liar!! She is not cheap. Am I gonna have to confiscate your list of idioms?”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, they don’t use the word ‘Awesome’ in Texas, so… Do they say, ‘Y’awesome’?”

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Andrew and Luke: “That drop is hotter than a preacher’s knee. Ha-ha!!!”

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Luke: “Aw boy, I tell ya… it was hotter than a two dollar pistol out there”

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Luke: Clams are inscrutable and are like rocks with a booger in it

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Ha-ha!!!”

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Luke: “I cannot… work under these conditions”

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Luke: “I tell you what, boy. It was hotter than the hinges of hell”

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Luke: “Katie really has a way with words here. I should say, a way with turds.”

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Luke: Playing the “Isn’t that for technogee” and Andrew’s proto Marsupial Gurgle clips

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Luke: Singing “Going off the rails on a gravy train”

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Luke: Singing “This is a dad thing”

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Luke: Singing “With two toothbrushes” and “Chopped and Screwed” over the top of Spoon’s “You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So, it all, it all comes back to Texas”

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Luke: “The other ones were bullshit, this is real.”

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Luke: “We’re also… good word people. We know all the kinds of word”

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Luke: “Well, you know, God never turns off an AC without suggesting you open a window”

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Luke: “What was wrong with us!?”

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Luke: “Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: There have been no intentional farts in the Fart Locker

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, he’s lucky? Yes, you son of a bitch!! …You glorious bastard! Exactly. He’s lucky!”

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Andrew: “Couldn’t hear you through my beard, bro”

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Andrew: “Huh! I can’t do that, huh!? Then, I’m just gonna do this!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not everything is about you, Amy!!”

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Andrew: “Okay. Sounds like somebody’s… gunning for an associated producer credit; but, whatever.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “TBTL: No Filters”

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Andrew: “This has gone too far!”

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Andrew: “You can use the damn bathroom, man”

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Andrew: “You’ll gain hundreds of confidence”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Burbank… brought two electric goddamn toothbrushes! (Air and a spare!) You have to do it! And a laser baldness helmet, and a printer!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry… part of my brain that connects to my mouth just had a… slight malfunction. I think it’s cuz we’re in the desert and there’s not good connectivity. (Yeah, sure)”

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Luke: “Had to do some good naked networking in the shower”

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Luke: “He looked at a water bottle full of human urine today; but, it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than everybody else”

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Luke: “Hello, traveler!”

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Luke: “I know!!”

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Luke: “I wanted you to see it, daddy”

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Luke: “Is anyone else seeing this train?!!”

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Luke: “Nada mucho. Just, uh… you know… snappin’ necks and cashing checks here”

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Luke: “None of things you said are words”

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Luke: Saying “This ain’t the Coachella Valley!” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: “This goes out to all the coffee lovas”

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Luke: “We danced. We hugged. I think we might have even hugged, Andrew, in this RV park!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, this is a stress dream for you. Ho, God! Send it back to hell!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it okay that I peed in this water bottle last night? Oh! Wait… you’re really trying to teach me something, aren’t you?”

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Luke and Andrew: Partially Used Soaps on Albuquerque Craigslist

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Luke and Andrew: “We played, yesterday, from, from Vegas here to Albuquerque… which, we shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque, (I know) now that I think of it. This is no La Jolla.”

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Andrew: “And I looked, and I think this newspaper is maybe ninety-five cents or something. And, guys, don’t worry about me. That’s a tax write-off.”

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Andrew: “And no, to answer everybody’s question, I’m not the guy who peed his pants”

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Andrew: “And the road does funny things to your brain”

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Andrew: “I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud”

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Andrew: “I… used too many words… to not… say much”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be a real Romeo and Podcaster situation”

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Andrew: “Lotta things are legal here that I didn’t think about, Luke”

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Andrew: “Luke… you got the job”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Hi… Welcome to the TBTL-a-thon. You rely on TBTL for… hot dog stories… and laser baldness antics. But, what’s important to remember is… TBTL… relies on you. Now, I’m gonna get my Chex Mix out… and I’m gonna start (You’re a gross person)”

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Andrew: “We saw some sadness in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about wanting to get his “On The Media” on and Luke sings the theme

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Andrew and Luke: E-mailus Interruptus

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna let you sex me up. Oh, gross!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna let you take me to the places… that you see fit this evening, and we can check in tomorrow morning? That sounds like a song about sex! Well… can I rephrase it? Yes. Yes. I’m gonna let you sex me up. Oh, gross!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is St. Paul? No, it’s heaven.”

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Luke: “Air is the musical equivalent of a fart in the wind”

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Luke: “All of the tiredness is about to get on top of me”

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Luke: “And, I’m a control freak who must be in charge of everything”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole”

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Luke: Imitating Boomhauer from “King of the Hill”

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Luke: “It’s like we’re pitching a no shitter”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, let’s just do it now”

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Luke: “She’s Amy ‘Little Finger’ Woo”

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Luke: “This is how they getcha”

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Luke: “Whoo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And we went there for years and years and years; and then, one day, we walked in and it had been changed to Toby Keith’s ‘I Love This Bar’. Oh, that’s worst than a vape shop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, do you see it? It’s hard to miss, Luke. It’s hard miss. Holy shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Idaho… Oh! Sorry. Just kneed the broadcast table. (How do you feel?)”

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