Clips From TBTL #2401

Andrew: “And, of course, that’s what they were saying!”

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Andrew: “B’what!?!”

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Andrew: “‘Doesn’t seem broken to me!!’, he said. I assume that’s what he sounded like.”

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Andrew: “I had this huge, honking layover in Detroit”

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Andrew: “I was a, a very large kid for most of my life; and then, and then, I started to lose a lot of weight. Probably, you know, some growth spurt shit going on”

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Andrew: “Is that the ride that broke you?”

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Andrew: Laying down some kick drum beats

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Andrew: Laying down some kick drum beats #2

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Andrew: “Oh, gate’s locked. What now?”

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Andrew: “That’s the not-so-dazzling deets”

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Andrew: Tongue Clicking Sound

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Andrew: “Turns out I still don’t know how to do that, and… loving it!”

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Andrew: “What did you say!?”

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Andrew: “What’cha got for us now!!?”

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Andrew: “You must be so happy to hear my voice today”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man… I just tripped coming in my office here. No I didn’t… Oh, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I guess my dreams came true this weekend, is what I’m saying. Finally. (Finally) One of our dreams came true.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I say Klezmer. (…say Klezmer) I say, I say, I say Kelzmer.”

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Luke: “Brings us episode two-thousand four-hundred and… one!?? In a collector’s series?”

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Luke: “Holy… shit-snacks”

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Luke: “Moi?”

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Luke: “My… my rusty, trusty, road-warrior bud”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, Daddy” in a Tommy Wiseau-like manner

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Luke: “This is filling the void that the alcohol usually fills!”

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Luke: “This is the cycle of this!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would not get into a hot-air balloon or a stratospheric balloon even if his job depended on it

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Luke and Andrew: Going to the Internet to see how “Klezmer” is pronounced

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll allow it! But you better be…. (Okay!) How does that never get old?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m getting a little bit more context for the story. You’re not so impressed anymore. I’m kind of not, no offense.”

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Clips From TBTL #2400

At the “South of Queso” TBTL live show in Austin, TX, the guys had Shakey Graves on as a musical guest. Shakey Graves performed two songs on stage and both were included in the podcast.

Shakey Graves: Performing “As Long As You Love Me”

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Shakey Graves: Performing “Roll the Bones”

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Andrew: “Clap if you won’t get any sleep tonight”

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Andrew: “Did I smell on that last day? Cuz, I did not shower in the morning”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh-ho, shit!”

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Andrew: “Gross time”

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Andrew: “I love you guys so much!”

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Andrew: “I wanna be cool like you someday”

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Andrew: “I’d like to say thank you for driving every last, goddamn mile of that trip.”

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Andrew: “I’m crossing. If they kill me, Genevieve gets the insurance.”

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Andrew: “It’s for my goat!! What?!!”

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Andrew: “Oh no, don’t tell that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait. That’s Court! What the heck!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Lucky car!” and making a funny sound

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Andrew: Singing “We bought a zoo…ropa!”

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Andrew: “The doctor was a dentist!!”

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Andrew: “There’s an idiom for that”

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Andrew: “We’re the Wet Bandits. I’m Pesci.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And… listen… I drive a Scion. So, peace and love, peace and love. You won that in a Snuggle-a-Scion contest. Right, didn’t you?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays Dream Court instead of Dreamcatcher, stops and then plays Dreamcatcher

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Andrew and Luke: “Did we get in trouble for that by… you know, (We did have to pay some extra money) I don’t wanna know. Aw, damn! (Yeah) Thank you for supporting TBTL. Yeah. We had to get here you guys, I’m sorry.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey man! How are ya, buddy? I’m as nervous as a fly on a glue-pot, man. Oh, you still have… you still have your list of Texas idioms, I see.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thirteen is the number of times Luke tried to casually drop ‘Y’all’ last night. I made some good friends, Andrew. You’re just jealous.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Top that, Burbank! Got nothing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “When I started this journey… when we started (Yeah, that’s right) this journey. I’m sorry. I’m not even holding up the ‘Aww’ sign!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that they were as happy as a bunch of flies where my butt had been? Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You wanna do it again? Re-litigate this? I’m just sayin’. There were some hanging chads, I think.”

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Luke: “And, one is the number of times that Andrew bought horny goat weed at a truck stop and tried to pass it off as a joke”

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Luke: “By the way, this is the part of the show where I discuss radio contracts”

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Luke: “By the way… to everybody who supported us during the TBTL-a-thon, thank you! We did it! We’re not fired… as far as we know.”

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Luke: “Geez, that’s a hell of a handshake!”

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Luke: Mimicking Shakey Graves’ mouth guitar sounds

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Luke: “We have all the news from Austin that is fit to podcast for you”

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Luke: “We have this young man, just to my left. He’s the Hodor of podcasting. He tripped coming on stage, but it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than anyone else. And, he is into the regional cuisine of the area. (I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet.) His name is Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “We watched it from every single angle; it was like the JFK assassination. We… too soon? Some–somebody boo that?”

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Luke: “You didn’t stink; but, that… was unsettling”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew was cleaning the RV. True story, I brought Windex.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, describe your feelings right now. This is incredible.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, how are you doing? I’m feeling… somewhere between goofy… and brain dead.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew’s childhood sleeping bag… that he used in the RV on the way down here. Filled with… forty years of farts… and… moderate boners. And now… it is yours. It was really the moderate part of that that really bothered me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “One… is the number of times that Andrew… literally slapped himself in the face trying to kill a fly. That might have happened. It’s hard to say.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re taking us to Dream Court!? Oh, wait. That’s Court! What the heck!?”

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Luke and Shakey Graves: “You’re sort of like a very petty Arya Stark. Yes. Every night, before you go to sleep, the list grows!”

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Shakey Graves: “I would love to play you out”

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Shakey Graves: Making mouth guitar sounds

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Shakey Graves: Singing a couple of musical tones

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