Clips From TBTL #2416

Andrew: Making a sustained, funny sound

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Andrew: “Making sure nobody rains on my down parade!”

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Andrew: Saying “That gets funnier every time” and laughing

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with me these days!?”

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Andrew: “With tears in our eyes and giggles in our hearts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jesus (And, I was like) Criminy!! Am I just, am I only convincing you more that this is a terrible book? Yes!! I’m not yelling at you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, no, listen to the show. We need the download number. Listen to this show… Download this show, but then… listen… show…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa. Who saw that coming? God, it got very sexual! Well, you get into these rhythms. Yeah, follow your body is what Edgar Díaz says.”

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Luke: “I’m… good with it. I’m… I’m fine with it.”

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Luke: “It had nothing on July 5th. Absolute–A day that will live in infamy”

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Luke: “It’s loosey goosey and I love it that way”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, are you shiteing me?”

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Luke: “Well, a very… happy Fourth of July to all of our Hüsker Düs… and Hüsker Don’ts”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clusters makes me sad. I don’t like (Mmm-hmm) clusters. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If that hasn’t chased them all off, play the boat show next. Watch them run. All those sweet, sweet Hebrew National hot dogs… just for yourself!! I can’t wait to find out what we talked about on yesterday’s show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That… got way more sexual than I expected it to. (Me too!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2415

Andrew: “And this is all building up to a hot dog story. I think we’re knee deep in a hot dog story now.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “God, I hope that it’s a real shit show in Luke’s personal life; so, we have a good power out!”

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Andrew: “Luke, there’s one thing we should be talking about here; which is, how your dang weekend went.”

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Andrew: Saying “For free!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works!”

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Andrew: “You can swaddle that dog, like a, like a, like a dog in a thunder shirt on the 4th of July. How about that, that’s timely.”

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Andrew: “Yup. Changin’, changin’ politics”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I told you, I’ve never seen Brewster’s Millions. And, that’s the plot for Chariots For Hire.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, that was the actual two minute mark; but, go on… (Oh, shit!)”

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Luke: “But… whatever. It’s my family. I can do what I want.”

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Luke: “By the way, Andrew… I hate this book. This man hates books!”

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Luke: “Even though I’m not, in fact… Jewish. Although, I do like to joke sometimes that I am… I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke: “God, I am so happy to be home!”

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Luke: “I did, indoodle”

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Luke: “I know this, because I’m a pretty shady person, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m from drunk, Irish Catholic people. That’s… that’s my people. We drink too much, we fight… we are crazy. And, that’s just… that’s part of the kind of mythology that I’ve created in my own mind around myself.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Most dolphinately… my imaginary radio friendos”

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Luke: “Oh, this is all coming back to me now”

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Luke: Saying “Ha!! You know what’s on here!!?” with a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m jealous” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “So… I am… Swedish and Albanian… on my biological father’s side. And, I am… Irish on my mother’s side, still.”

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Luke and Andrew: “As a forty-one year old man, who recently reunited with part of his biology. I’m in a different place. That’s the Swede in you though. Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get outta here (Wow) you… rando!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’d like to… welcome new sponsor, Hebrew National, to the show. Oh, eghh… would that it were”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have that… hot dog life tattoo on your stomach, I mean (I know…) that’s gotta mean something (It’s getting real stretchy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? It di’n’t. That’s… it di’n’t!”

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Clips From TBTL #2414

Andrew: “Before we knew that frizzy-head lady… was a little bit off her Spongebob”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Good Christmas!”

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Andrew: “I almost bought a bowling alley!”

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Andrew: “I like it! That’s a good name”

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Andrew: “I wish that rhymed on the third one”

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Andrew: “I’ll edit all that out. Nobody even listens to me.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry for being Captain Obvious over here”

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Andrew: “It is burning up… the Song of the Summer nomination charts, man!”

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Andrew: “It went from zero to hero”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “No crash!!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love to Rick Steves”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stay on the damn ground!”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Yeah”

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Andrew: “That’s my woife!”

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Andrew: “What’s the name of the woo-woo song?”

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Andrew: “What’s up with those clowns in Congress!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy cow, you mentioned that! Yes, I’m dying to hear this! Well, let’s not… let’s not over-promise”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is a di–digression. I’m ready for a digression.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whad’ya having for lunch there? Come on, let us in this (Sorry)”

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Luke: “And, because it’s a Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday… we’ve got Music… For Your Weekend”

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Luke: “Farts on a plate”

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Luke: “How does the Andrew-bot stay so relevant?”

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Luke: “I’m the perfect person to drop… a truth bomb on this woman”

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Luke: “Insert ‘That’s my woife’ drop in your brain right now, everybody”

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Luke: “It would be Zip Tie City”

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Luke: “It’s time to scrub your daddy!”

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Luke: “Lid on, lid off? Glasses on, hair up? What do you do?”

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Luke: Luke first said it was episode 2404, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Na-na-na-ing”

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Luke: “Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, kiss him goodbye?”

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Luke: “People in… bro houses shouldn’t throw hot wings… I think is the old saying”

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Luke: “That was good, right? That was really good.”

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Luke: “Wheeeeeee!”

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Luke: “You turn your can upside down. You do a little dance. You slide it on like a pair of pants.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy named Aaron Krause… he is the inventor of something called, Scrub Daddy… Is that where you scrub your daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shouldn’t someone slay that dragon of… anger? No!”

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Sound of Ironing Board Opening Up

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