July 9, 2017 – Marsupial Gurgle

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Clips From TBTL #2419

July 9, 2017 July 9, 2017

Andrew: “Assuming this has a happy ending… I’m such a happy boy”

Andrew: “Bang, bang, crash, crash”

Andrew: “Every time, on this show, I say anything declarative, like I know it for a fact, you can… ‘You Know It, Baby!’ is gonna be wrong”

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Andrew: “If… something, I find out something went wrong with this recording… there is a chance that listeners, right now, are hearing your voice on a telephone; and, they’re wondering why the hell is Andrew so proud of this garbage noise”

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Andrew: “It’s so charming!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “No, we can share it”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!!”

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Andrew: “Only because… I have an itch, and it needs to be scratched… I’m gonna set down this microphone for a second and scratch this itch”

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Andrew: “Or, or a pound of me just being wrong”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?!”

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Andrew: “What the hell? You’re a burglar”

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Andrew: “Why am I rooting for the bad guys?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #3

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s excited about finding the pre-fader switch in ipDTL

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the more fancy word for catapult? Trebuchet? Trebuchet. That’s the word I was looking for. You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “And… we got sharpshot… by a… a… by a Christy-bot”‘

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Luke: “But, I was starting to wobble yesterday”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel.”

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Luke: “God, that was a terrible story!”

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Luke: “I really… I really would like you to cut that out of the show. But, you probably won’t; and, that’s probably okay. But, like… that just immediately shot to the top of my list of… idiotic things I’ve said on this show”

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Luke: “I’m glad that, that you’re, you’re snatching happiness… from the jaws of frustration”

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Luke: “I’m the HansAssholeSolo”

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Luke: “New phone, who dis?”

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Luke: “That is a beautiful story, Andrew. I… love your story”

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Luke: “The point was, he was paying me a weird sort of compliment; and, I drank it up… like a man who is crawling through the Desert of Insecurity, and found an Oasis of Backhanded Compliments”

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Luke: “They are, as human beings, too attractive… to live”

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Luke: “Well, I voted for a… working Internet connection… but, I didn’t get I wanted either”

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Luke: “You know what’s funny? I don’t know why I’m gonna… why I’m gonna relay this”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Hey! Hey! Luke… that one’s mine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Luke! Don’t make me get the lawyers! I’m sorry. No, we can share it.”

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Clips From TBTL #2418

July 9, 2017 July 9, 2017

Andrew has said “boop boop” on the show a number of times in the past; but, for some reason, Luke found it quite funny and both said either “boop boop” or “boops” a number of times throughout the show. Below is a mashup of the various “boop boop” and “boops” from the show:

Andrew and Luke: Boops

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Andrew: Andrew is sorry Luke is starving himself on a juice diet and is a little angry at Luke for playing a Vince Vaughn drop

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Andrew: “But, I also wanted to make sure that I was sitting down and paying attention, and not… you know, dinking around with my boop boop. That sounded bad.”

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Andrew: “Dinking around with my boop boop”

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Andrew: “Don’t write that down”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hmm”

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Andrew: “Enough about you, for God’s sake! Let’s talk about me for a second.”

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Andrew: “Holy birds! Whoo!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take my guitar lessons today, Carey”

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Andrew: “I’m a mascot fan, man!”

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Andrew: “I’m not pregnant”

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Andrew: “I’m only watching shows based on city names”

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Andrew: “If that bamboo bush… is a-rockin’, don’t go a-knockin'”

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Andrew: “It was like a Farmers Insurance commercial. Squirrels were having a party… on our back porch in the morning”

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Andrew: “Just that last half-hour of Andy time so I can dink on my boop boop”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m glad you brought this up”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna help you with the wood, dad! I wanna go to Guitar Center!” as a whiny young

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This is crazy!!”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. Hey, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “We’re not even on the list?!?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck am I talking about!?”

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Luke: “And, I know this sounds like I’m just trying to like… cover my butt, or something”

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Luke: “Come on, Andrew. Seriously?”

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Luke: “Dingling on your boop boop?”

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Luke: “I make so many trips to the dump”

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Luke: “I may go to sleep in the middle of the show. I mean, that’s an experience the listeners have all the time with this program; but, bear with me”

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Luke: “I think I’m sort of a bad person. I did a bad person thing.”

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Luke: “Man… these are getting weirder and weirder”

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Luke: “My bo-ody”

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Luke: “Yeah, well, you just… one upped me. I talked about… my stomach eating itself. You… playing around on your boop boop.”

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Luke: Yelling “Olive!”

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Luke: “You can… dink on your boop boop”

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Luke: “You know, when you’re dinking your boops”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gee, that’s not the same. Okay. That’s a race, Luke. That is, (I get it, I get it) that’s a costume race. That is not a (Okay) jump.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was… dink… dinking on my boop boop. Dinking around on my boop boop. Dinking around on your boop boop. Yeah, okay, that’s what it is: dinking around on our boop boops.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, two baby rats, I think, ran over my foot the other day then; because… what’s happening is… Uhh, what!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your stomach is literally eating itself, man! You need another hot dog! (Well, that’s sort of a good idea)”

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Luke and Andrew: According to Andrew, people of the La Crosse, Kansas, the barbed wire capital of the world, are prickly

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna talk about Amelia Earhart? I do! This is crazy!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m scarred to this day thinking about it. Yeah, I’m scarred hearing about it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If my bo-ody is having a problem, if it’s hungry… there’s lots, there’s lots to eat… inside Luke’s beef castle. That was (Your stomach)… one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever said on the show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh, yeah!! Funny! That’s a (Decent) funny joke!”

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Clips From TBTL #2417: Luke Burbank Edition

July 9, 2017 July 9, 2017

Luke: “Don’t… when… when they go interrupt… we go high. Like, don’t try to, don’t try to out-interrupt an interrupter.”

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Luke: “Finally… this show is about me. Thank God.”

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Luke: “Have a great rest of your Wednesday, and remember: No mountain too tall and good luck to all! That really smashed my face.”

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Luke: “Hey, look… the lifeguard’s out”

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Luke: “I can do: No mountain too tall, boing… And, good luck to all, splash”

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Luke: “I have no idea”

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Luke: “I wanna get back to how your life is not… sad, pathetic, or a waste”

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Luke: “I’d love to see him… in one of those outfits. I can’t see him, I can only hear him”

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Luke: “Knock knock”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “May God have mercy on those places”

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Luke: “Oh my God, this is peak Kayne”

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Luke: “Open a window… or head outside Burbank Springs over to the Burbank Springs Aquatic Center… which is where I currently am.”

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Luke: “So, that was the first thing that I did to prove my manhood… to my wife”

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Luke: “Thank you for being such a mensch today”

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Luke: “This is a terrible idea, everybody… but, here we are”

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Luke: “What a wonderful time that was and will be?”

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Luke: Whispering “And a little bit of vodka”

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Luke: “Yeah, yeah, she said she did… and, she was trying to get you to come over. And also, it was a sext.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta try to stop this… this… like, landslide that is my upper torso (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know better than to start talking… cuz, I know that you’ll totally try to step on me. I actually wasn’t going to”

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Luke and Andrew: “La-di-da-di, we likes to party. That’s a good Slick Rick”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… this pool that I’m in right now is half of my, it’s half comprised of my urine. Oh, goodness. And the other half (But, no. Seriously) is Rudy’s? Yeah, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s cooler started draining all of a sudden and Andrew thought Luke was peeing

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Luke and Andrew: “This is some world-class puttering… Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, sorry… this is not professional. But, anyway, I, I fixed it… No, this is the one part that isn’t professional, you’re right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We started boring… the middle was boring, and let’s end boring (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2417: Andrew Walsh Edition

July 9, 2017 July 9, 2017

Andrew: “Do it! I mean, I feel like, you know, little by little, you’re chipping away at my contributions to the show; but, I wouldn’t worry about that right now”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Aww”

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Andrew: “God, I’m glad I said that!”

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Andrew: “Holy vertigo, Batman!”

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Andrew: “I kind of ruined my 4th of July”

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Andrew: “I’m leaning back on my chair, not looking at you, and smirking right now”

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Andrew: Laughing