Clips From TBTL #2438

Andrew: “Alright, I wanna tell you about Nugget… the crow that should be a motivational speaker”

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Andrew: “Can you believe it’s already August? First day felt like a week… August 31st”

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Andrew: “Come on, guys. What are we doing here?”

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Andrew: “Frankly, after what I’ve done to this show in the past couple of weeks, I don’t know if I’m even gonna have a job when he gets back. So, I say, we jam as much fun into today’s show as possible.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I did something a little weird today that I think kind of broke me a little bit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is good TBTL or not; but, I gotta be honest with you. I’m not stopping this.”

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Andrew: “I love this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I think that crow is trying to teach itself how to fly!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be so bad at this”

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Andrew: “I’m just… horrible. I’m so out of shape. This is so embarrassing. I would never tell this on the show.”

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Andrew: “It was the best, dude”

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Andrew: “It was… so G-D great!”

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Andrew: “It’s time for a Thursday… Thursday. Gotta get down on Thursday edition of TBTL”

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Andrew: “Just kind of… memory-laning”

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Andrew: “Like yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “My point is, someday I’m gonna learn how to ride a bike!”

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Andrew: “No, you don’t know me!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… I felt almost sick”

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Andrew: “That makes me feel… things”

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Andrew: “The bird… starts teaching itself how to fly!”

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Andrew: “The story of… an ordinary crow… that did… an extraordinary thing. I just, I didn’t, I didn’t mean to slip into Casey Kasem there; but, I think I did.”

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Andrew: “What is a bad boy to do? I know I’ve Googled that before. What is a bad boy the do?”

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Andrew: “What the eff!!!?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, she said that she would go back to the zoo… and… visit her… her.. you know, her former crows. (Yeah!) Her former crow-leagues. Oh, (As) sure. Nice. As I’m sure she likes to call them. Oh, yeah. Her crow-workers. Why didn’t I say that?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “How does satellite radio work, Phyllis? I’ll show ya”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m hot, man! Dude! I’m hot and wheezy. Did you hear me wheezing during that intro? Did you hear my… lungs crackle?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m too… why is that (Sexy for my shirt?)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Is there a song by Billy Joel about… (In the middle of the night) Yeah, I’m gonna be like, ‘That’s gonna be my denial song!'”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Now, Genevieve… is gonna tell me I have a ‘One In, One Out’ policy (Ohh) with mugs. (Uh-oh) So, I guess I gotta throw away the Walsh Manufacturing mug. Thanks a lot, guys!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, we got one! Oh my God, (Now, I’m depressed!) we got one! We got one!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You know, P word this… By the way… the P word is not Phyllis… by the way, in this case (Right)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Cawing like a crow

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Phyllis Fletcher: Cawing like a crow #2

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Phyllis Fletcher: Drawn out “Nugget!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Dude!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Errr!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, poor you”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “In the middle of the night”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Uh, what!!!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Word!”

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Clips From TBTL #2437: A Song of Ice and Spoilers Edition

Andrew: “Alright, we told you it was coming, just like Winter. Am I right? Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “And, I said, ‘I dunno, just stuff like, I dunno. Like, you know, that kind of thing. Does that answer your question?'”

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Andrew: “Could he download some Hooked On Fucking Phonics!?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Aw, yeah”

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Andrew: “I feel like there’s a modern example of, of that. I mean… I can’t think of one.”

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Andrew: “Life is just full of surprises when you raise a kid to be dumb”

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Andrew: “No… This happens all the time. People die and other people replace them.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sure. What are you talking about?”

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Andrew: “We’ve seen them: pre-coitus, post-coitus and coitus”

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Andrew: “You know, Olenna’s… Tyrell’s final scene… is… just… so badass. It’s so badass”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Again, I’m all about revenge. I know, you’re all about revenge.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Huh, time to wake up. Yeah”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I just don’t like it when people get hollered at. That’s… that’s what stresses you out?”

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Nick Jarin: “Again, spoiler alert for World War II history… the Nazis lost that one”

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Nick Jarin: “I’m a host, I don’t have to cosplay!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Are you quoting yourself? Yeah, right. I never do that… to you.”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Hey, bud! (Hey!) You smell like family. What’s up?”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “I’m a host, I don’t have to cosplay! Yes, you do.”

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Clips From TBTL #2437

Andrew: “And they tweetered out a tweet”

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Andrew: “And, you have your own kind of Marsupial Gurgle thing going on on your show. You have a guy who’s archiving just all kinds of bits and pieces of your show, going back like… to 2008!”

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Andrew: “But, there’s one in my neighborhood that isn’t!!”

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Andrew: “But, you have sent me a whole bunch… that I have labeled as ‘Bean drops’, but I don’t know what they’re from”

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Andrew: “Goddamn! I haven’t grabbed anything in forever.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit. I was not ready for that New Orleans.”

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Andrew: “I guess I didn’t know it. I guess I didn’t know it.”

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Andrew: “I will say, though, the one thing is, he’s been scratching his radio itch with my microphone”

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Andrew: “I’m cutting all that out, by the way. You’re not getting free plugs on this show.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna make this the questions… of the day”

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Andrew: “It’s a dazzling Denny’s detail!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “Bean!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This is never gonna end! It’s just gonna be a constant loop!”

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Andrew: “Well… I guess I can expect a note from the lawyers over at KROQ… for that intro”

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Andrew: “Your whole life is just sucking… up. Not sucking. Your whole life is not sucking.”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “I have been talking about my beard a lot lately. And, I… Genevieve? Oh, God!”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “I think those guys could, should get together… Linh and Kevin. (And do a podcast) And do a podcast! Yes! I would so listen to that! And then, you know what I will do: I will archive that podcast. I’ll clip it up and (I like it) grab clips.”

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Andrew and Bean Baxter: “What is that from? I don’t know!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “This is never gonna end! It’s just gonna be a constant loop! You guys are stuck in this hell with me! Time is a flat circle. Linh Pham is gonna download the podcast and just see the infinity symbol and say, ‘I can’t cut up the show today’.”

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Bean Baxter: “Kids, here’s the thing about TBTL… entertaining… and educational”

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Bean Baxter: Singing “Wah-wah-wah-wah”

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Bean Baxter: “You can’t understand why somebody would be so dedicated to either your show or mine; but, God bless them for doing it”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: Doing a quick impression of The Hulk

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “How dare you, Andrew? Because, the Kevin and Bean Show contains multitudes. And, second of all… Yeah, maybe we did! Maybe we did something like that (What was it about!?)”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “Twice as old as the city of Seattle. Two-hundred ninety-nine years old! (Well, it’s not a contest!)”

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Bean Baxter and Andrew: “What’s the deal with this, this… the TBTL archivist? The Marsupial Gurgle. What’s that’s guy… Oh, yeah. Linh, Linh Pham”

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Bean Baxter and Nick Jarin: “No mountain too tall! And, good luck to all.”

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