August 16, 2017 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “Give me a roundabout… a situation… and a medieval weapon. Oh, great… a dildo joust. It always is (Why does it always have to be a sex toy?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I actually think these are pet peeves of his. Oh, okay. (I think) Pet Steves? They’re Pet Steves. Yup!”

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Luke: “I am not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: Imitating DJ vinyl scratching sound

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… big ups… big ups”

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Luke: “Oh, great. Throw me under the bus”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… How is your DJ-ing?” as his Philly relatives

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “That is very un, un-Andrew”

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Luke: “That’s messed up, dude!”

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Luke: “This is how insane my brain is”

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Luke: “Two steps forward… Two steps back”

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Luke: “We’re all about narrowcasting on this show. Very narrowcasting.”

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Luke: “Yeah, I can’t get away with… shit!”

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Luke: “Your rims must be… jacked”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, let’s never use the term ‘improvise’ and Seattle drivers (Mmm-hmm. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Bean Baxter doesn’t need to be farting around the backend of a Friday TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Instead of keeping their minds off of the technical difficulties, Luke and Andrew project them into the microphones

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “For one moment in time” and Andrew saying “Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: Raining in Baltimore

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, do you wanna get a Speaking of Faith fidget spinner? Yes, I do! Yes… I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, Don’t, don’t mix up skit… skit and sketch. People that write sketch do not appreciate that (What’s a skit?)”

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Andrew: “Andrew… let it go. It’s over.”

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Andrew: “‘Hey Dummies, you like fruitcake?’ There, I just submitted my own question.”

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Andrew: “I might have fruitcake when I get home tonight. It’s immaterial.”

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Andrew: “I might have… fruitcake for this Christmas; and, I might love it”

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Andrew: “Is this, like, the most humblebrag of humblebrags?”

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Andrew: “It seems like I’m seeing things that weren’t trends; but, then they become trends in front of me. But, I swear, the people who were jumping on it didn’t seem like they on a trend. Here’s what I’m getting at.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken?”

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Andrew: Pre-show heads up on continuing audio issues

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Andrew: Singing “Heaven forbid, I love you”

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Andrew: “Wait… what!?”

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Andrew: “What… did you just say?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, bottom line here, you’re doing the show from LA tomorrow? I hope not!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that’s how I feel about the moon landing. You know that! So, it’s the same thing! You’re gonna get punched by Buzz Aldrin. I forgot about that. That was a good story.”

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Luke: “And, we are nothing, if not a show… that absolutely lives up to its promises… some of the time”

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Luke: “Because, I didn’t sleep a minute; and, I’m just totally a frazzled… wreck of a human”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Boy, the system has been sabotaged once again. We are not… going to be spending the whole show talking about technical difficulties! But, we have been sabotaged.”

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Luke: Saying “These look… like good hands!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Ya, sure. You betcha.” with a Scandinavian or Northern Minnesotan accent

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Luke: “Speaking of fruitcakes”

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Luke: “This is basically hipster determinism”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke needed to sharpshoot himself

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Luke and Andrew: “They sold something called the ‘Fuck It Bucket’. Hmm?”