Clips From TBTL #2454

Andrew: “And, Luke, if you don’t mind me just saying one thing, that I’ve been meaning to say for a while now”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: “Every shower has its quirks”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this, I am a big man. I am a Carl Weathers, par exemple.”

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Andrew: “I hated that!”

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Andrew: “I know this is so… #SuperUninteresting”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, right! The Sopranos”

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Andrew: “Oh, you don’t have the… rimshot ready. That’s fine. Just be ready though; cuz, I have all kinds of funny jokes like that.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I didn’t do it all the time, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Although, I guess, we gotta call it a bath mat!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah. No, I get real cocky with my bath mat.”

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Andrew: “That’s a tautology. I’ll edit it out”

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Andrew: “The quarterback is toast!”

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Andrew: “Well… done!”

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Andrew: “You nailed it!”

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Andrew: “Yup”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the sounds have already been made, I would just put this up there. (Mmm-hmm) I will sue anybody who tries to use that in a song (I bet you will. I bet you will)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew creating pops and cracks while talking to joke around with Luke, but Luke is not amused

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. No crackles. Oh, God. (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think we have time for bath mats. Don’t you mess with me on this one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My parents were more ‘Bird on a Wire’; so, they made me sit on a wire. You… you… It was all Cohen-related punishment (…son of a bitch)”

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Luke: “A solid medium minus”

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Luke: “Boop, boop. Boop, boop. TBTL Breaking News!”

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Luke: Händel’s “Messiah” x Shepard Smith’s “¡Jalapeña!”

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Luke: “I paid too much money for this… travesty of a boxing fight”

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Luke: “I typed… the word, ‘Hallelujah… Hallelujah… Hallelujah Song’. From my lips… to God’s ears”

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Luke: “It is so good. So good!”

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Luke: “Look what you made us do”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: Singing “Just like every night has its dawn”

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Luke: Singing the intro to War’s “Low Rider”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You get cocky with a bath mat”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Marsupial Gurgled Taylor Swift’s new song

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait! Wait, wait, (What! What!) wait! (What!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is your policy, Walsh? Let’s go back to my childhood, Luke. Okay. I… Look what we made him do. Look what we made him do.”

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Clips From TBTL #2453

Andrew: “And, actually… to add another layer or Burbankiness to this”

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Andrew: “Big… fat… wide, and only turned up on one end”

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Andrew: “Don’t… don’t, don’t send this show; and, don’t send the boat to my dad. Cuz, I wanna send the boat to my dad.”

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Andrew: “Every time I talk, it flashes”

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Andrew: “God, take me to that world! Take me to that world!”

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Andrew: “Hodor”

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Andrew: “I’m not anti-this lamp”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna try to use your special words. I’m just gonna use words to describe… the action as I’m picturing it”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad!”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad! Like you did the damn election show.”

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Andrew: “Well, nobody, nobody… salt my game here, as Luke would say”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Woo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Marry me, (Okay) alright?”

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Luke: “Because cats cannot live on dragonflies alone, Andrew”

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Luke: “Hi, I’m Luke Burbank. I’m thirteen years old.”

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Luke: “I was gonna straight up go Bambi on the ice”

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Luke: “I was just such a youth!”

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Luke: “No doy”

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Luke: “This forty-one year old rig cannot handle going ass over tea kettle over the front of a skateboard anymore”

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Luke: “Uhh, he might be up to trouble”

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Luke: “Violence is never the answer”

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Clips From TBTL #2452: A Song of Ice and Spoilers Edition

Andrew: “And, Genevieve keeps… this last time, she just said, ‘I told you, the wall has magic! They can’t go south of it!’ I was like, ‘Alright, alright'”

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Andrew: “Aww, shit”

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Andrew: “Did I miss… I, I’m sure the answer… to this is, yes, I just missed it.”

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Andrew: “I’m not going there”

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Andrew: “Let’s just keep digging this”

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Andrew: “Some of the action, and it was a lot of talky-talk, but really well done talky-talk”

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Andrew: “The only thing we need now is a giant motherfucking chain”

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Andrew: “They don’t come back right”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna lose your cheek! Oh no, you’re not.”

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Andrew: “Your face would be sticking to the ice!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Laughing

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Luke: “I just want less dragons in my life and not more. And now, I feel like that it’s somehow more, even though it’s the same number”

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Luke: “Maybe, this is why we should like the alcohol a bit less”

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Luke: “This might be why we like the alcohol”

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Luke and Andrew: “Naw… (Yeah) Naw. That’s dumb.”

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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “We’ll see everybody soon. Until then, no tangent too long. No detail too wrong. I already forgot it.”

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Nick Jarin: “Is that real!?”

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Nick Jarin and Luke: “We have the technology now (Gendry?)”

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Clips From TBTL #2452: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And… as it got into the general range that it wanted to be in, I said, ‘Nope… shut it down. We’re not gonna let this go on the official record.'”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Does that surprise you, Andrew? Does that shock you? Does that boog ya? I don’t mean to boog ya. Play the blues.”

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Luke: “Get Jesse!”

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Luke: “How was I making news-related sounds?”

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Luke: “I can’t call it North Kakalaki can I? No, I can’t do that.”

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Luke: “I feel, I’m feeling… oddly okay in my skin, for once! It’s a very rare thing for me.”

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Luke: “I had a very… 2017 thing happen to me late last night”

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Luke: “I made a huge mistake today. Which is, I decided to weigh myself… before the show”

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Luke: “I’m starting to think that butt-dialing might be… it might be the… the thing that keeps my family together ultimately”

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Luke: “Lord knows, with our technology, there’s a good chance it won’t get recorded”

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Luke: “Oh. My. God in Heaven.”

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Luke: Playing the blues with his mouth, in the style of U2’s The Edge

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Luke: “Shades of Burbank”

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Luke: “Shades of, Shades of B”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: “This was written for my good friend Andrew Louis Walsh”

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Luke: Watching a sunset at Burbank Springs, only to be interrupted by the Pod-pets

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop”

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Luke: “Your body… is… a wonderland, Luke. And, your body can do things that you don’t think it can do. Like, it’s gonna be fine. It’s gonna, it’s gonna hold this all in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody play a rimshot in your own head. A mental rimshot. Yeah! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it the Twitterverse or the Twittersphere? Oh, it depends. I’m personally, I’m in the Twittersphere. You might be in the Twitterverse though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s up with that? Because, I do, I do a lot of butt-dialing. And, is it the shape of my butt? Is it that sweet, sweet apple of mine? And by, I mean, my butt not the phone. (Right) All of the above. Sweet, sweet apples. It’s apple on Apple action.”

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Clips From TBTL #2452: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And again, I’m not a Juggalo”

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Andrew: “C-can’t talk! C-can’t talk.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank. How does this day find you?”

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Andrew: “‘Hi, Guys’ I already messed it up. It said, ‘Hey, Guys'”

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Andrew: “I’d like to think that you warged into Adam Felber”

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Andrew: “I’m already geared up… Pardon me”

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Andrew: “If somebody is, you know, dealing with this type of… malady, again… to use that word. If you’re, hey… if you’re playing a drinking game at hime, take a drink every time I say, ‘malady'”

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Andrew: “Is that–Oh my God! Is that why you texted me last night and… ask me if Master Splinter is mad at me?”

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Andrew: “Laser baldness hair plugs”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it somewhat charming sloppiness that makes TBTL, TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Nah, nah, it’s good. I work really hard.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, those PDs have no idea what’s coming out of the air (??)

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Andrew: One possible way of trying to get a public radio program director to play the TBTL Halloween special

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Andrew: “This all grumpy old man shit, right?”

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Andrew: “Two-Oh-Six. Four-One-Four. Eight-Two-Eight-Five. That spells TBTL”

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Andrew: “Who Let The Poops Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?”

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Andrew: “Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I receive way more butt-dials from you than actual phone calls. Do you know that? Yes. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘I’ll spare the gruesome details; but, I did have to leave me undies on the floor, as there was no trash can. After…’ Shout out to sponsor, MeUndies. Don’t anybody tell them about this story.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just call. Don’t worry, we’re not gonna, we’re not gonna embarrass you. Well, I (No) might. We… we… we might embarrass ourselves, but that’s kind of our schtick.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This show’s weird isn’t it? I’m being weird. I don’t know why I’m (Everything okay?) being so weird today.”

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