Clips From TBTL #2462

Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Hold on… I’m gonna re-take that one more time. Three… two… one. When did you start drawing the tall ships?”

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Andrew: “I think that’s why it’s fun to talk about it on the podcast”

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Andrew: “I’m singing low. I’m singing high!”

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Andrew: “It’s slow. They tell me it’s not! They tell me it’s not slow. They come out here with their whiz-bang machines… and they tell me everything is fine. But… you know, it takes me four times longer to load a show these days.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank: The man who understands sports”

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Andrew: “Oh… yes!”

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Andrew: “One thing that’s driving me crazy, just while we’re on the topic of you being wrong about things. Although…”

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Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi-mi, mi-mi” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The only thing on that is something, it really… really frosts your balls”

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Andrew: “Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-domp-da-domp?”

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Andrew: “You’re going with the Viosk? [ph]

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is it called a Ziosk? That’s irritating… Because, it’s like a kiosk. But, why the ‘Z’? Cuz, it’s zo cool…”

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Bean Baxter: “Wow! You could’ve done so much better!”

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Carey Burbank: “You’re totally right about this”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “If Luke was doing something and I came in the room and was like… ‘What’s that?’ Like, and then, when he… tells it back on the podcast… ‘And then, Carey bursts the doors, and like ‘What are you doing!?” Right. That’s… the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “In those situations, it’s not like you don’t get amnesia thirty seconds after you said something; like… Mmm… Okay.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “No! Let me tell you. It’s not that I’m anti-technology. Stop yelling. Oh, God.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “You’re totally right about this. I have a real… world… experience, by way of, a friend of mine… By the way, Linh Pham… please… can you… isolate her saying ‘You’re totally right about this’… and, make it an audio drop. Thank you. And send it to Luke, so he can load it on his phone.”

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Luke: “Bleep, bloop, bloop”

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Luke: “Does, does ‘B’ mean I’m in the middle? Because, yes it does. ‘B’ is never good.”

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Luke: “He might be best known for his drawings of the tall ships”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s going on!?”

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Luke: “I gave that one its burn notice”

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Luke: “I think I remember, literally, word-for-word what I’ve said; and… I’m always wrong about it”

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Luke: “Never follow a Burbank to a second Red Robin”

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Luke: “Oh, and then, umm… when you did the Marsupial… Gargle, Andrew”

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Luke: “Pizza! Pizza!”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Jacque”

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Luke: “The, the, the, time-tested TBTL technique. I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude.”

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Luke: “There’s no CliffsNotes for this shit”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For people that don’t follow baseball… this is gonna be a boring twelve minutes. Fourteen. If we’re lucky.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For reasons that are too boring to even get into… On this show!? Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Falcon

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Luke and Andrew: “We do it all the different ways (I know) on this show”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “If someone gave you a free Apple Watch, Carey Beth, would you wear it? Nope.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Would you say… that you’re more inclined to listen to the show… when… you’re more in love with me. No. Really? I don’t think that has any correlation.”

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Clips From TBTL #2461

Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”

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Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”

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Andrew: “Salam!”

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Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”

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Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”

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Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”

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Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”

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Luke: “God… bless it”

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Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”

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Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”

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Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”

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Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”

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Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”

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Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”

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Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”

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Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”

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Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”

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Luke: “The dingus”

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Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”

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Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”

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Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”

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Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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