Day: September 21, 2017

The show featured a voicemail of a Ten’s husband telling his side of the poop story that a Ten had left a voicemail about recently. Since the husband’s name was not mentioned on the show, I do not have a name associated to the following clips.

“Do I invite this girl into my… fog of shame?”

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“I was… defecating with a capital ‘D'”

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“These were all bad choices”

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Andrew: “Absolutely! He’s a man of few words. But, those words count. And, so do his actions.”

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Andrew: “Clap me and I’ll clap ya back”

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Andrew: “Does the joke ma… I mean, you… I mean, it kind of makes sense. I think there’s a… never mind. I’m gonna put myself in a position to defending [sic] that joke”

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Andrew: “Hey, don’t be fishing for show titles! This is your first time on TBTL, buddy.”

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Andrew: “I was an idiot on Facebook again. I’m sorry, everybody. I’m just an idiot sometimes.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “They know of you and you’ve done, like, you’ve been a quote/unquote, celebrity… fill-in-the-blank for them on various things”

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Andrew: “We would just have to tell the boss, ‘You don’t understand, they have popcorn in Anchorage. We have to do a show from there.'”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m glad I went on that journey”

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Andrew: “What’s the… what’s the symbology there?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Again… stop it! (Yeah) That’s our job (Now, you’re just showing off)”

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Andrew and Luke: “If, Kevin Durant is doing this under a nom de plume… By the way, I was the first one to use that word… during the story; which, gives me, I think, three fancy points? Are we still on the (Uh-huh) fancy points system? We are, and you just pulled into the lead, my friend. Congratulations. (Thank you. Three fancy points)”

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Luke: “Helsinki, Finland. Hel-yeah-sinki!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Clap me and I’ll clap you back. Clap me and I’ll clap you back”

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Luke: Singing “If you kiss me then I’ll kiss you back. Kiss me and I’ll kiss you back”

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Luke: “The third leg of the Stool of Incompetence… that we sit upon”

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Luke: “Well, coo coo cachoo. He may be the Eggman”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do I do with these feelings!!? (I know)”

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Andrew: “And, if you don’t mind me saying, you know… I don’t really have a backup plan. So… thank you for letting us do this as our job. It’s important to me just personally.”

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Andrew: Andrew was able to reproduce his LA salad with pre-boiled eggs, even though that’s not his preferred means of having pre-boiled eggs

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Andrew: “Because, I… just felt shame buying pre-boiled eggs”

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Andrew: “Don’t ask me anything”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna stand there and be like… ‘Yeah, no. More ham. Nope. Nope. More, more ham. What don’t you, what do you hear when I say more ham?'”

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Andrew: “Just lay down in the bossa nova and let me do my stuff”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Please… Mr. Hot Dogger was my father”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: Singing “LA salad…”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, here’s all I know… If, if he says ‘Yip!’… then you go ‘Strouch!!’ [ph]“

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Andrew: “Thanks, rando! Thanks, Rando Calrissian!”

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Andrew: “Which is not how you… do that”

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Andrew: “Why do I even ask these questions?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ask Tom… about the time Jimmy Buffett… allegedly did cocaine off of a cheeseburger’s butt? Off of a cheeseburgers butt!? I thought that was a dumb joke. It was just a dumb joke!”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, I ask questions and you have answers. Doesn’t work the other way. (Absolutely) Don’t ask me anything.”

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Luke: “Come up to the Bay City, man. It’s just all salad bars and 360 slam dunks”

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Luke: “Fire away, Mr. Hot Dogger”

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Luke: “How’s that for a… dazzling doot?”

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Luke: “I am an Avis… Wizard!”

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Luke: “I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today”

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Luke: “It’s because I’m three hours ahead of you, not two hours ahead”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Listening to Coast to Coast at 1 AM, pounding Monsters. Everybody knows I ate seven Monsters”

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Luke: “Paint me yellow and take me to the Circle City!”

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Luke: Saying “Cherry Red Dodge Charger” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “That music can only mean… one thing! I’m late for my bossa nova lesson!”

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Luke: “The MVV: The Most Valuable Vegetable”

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Luke: “Was she just shedding floating, air biscuits?”

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Luke: “Why did I have to… bring you this number two story? Look… I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today, everyone; and, we have to answer the call”

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Luke: “You’re gonna chap yourself out there, bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’ve been known to polish off seven to ten Monster Tacos (Wow) in a sitting. Yeah, I have (Wow) problems, Andrew. It’s fine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Chipotle’s recovery hopes… melt… with gritty queso. That sounds like a smear campaign. Oh, now you’re allowed to do it!? Give me a brark”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about the ‘Runny Runner’? Let’s move on! There’s gotta be another Top Story in your basket”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like I said… I’ve really done a 180 on it, on, on the Circle City. I’ve really done a 360 on the Circle City. Wait… yeah, I was just gonna say… Wait, you’re back where you started! Yeah, I know. I just thought it’d be funnier if I did…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “It’s the final breakfast” and Andrew doot-dooing along

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