Clips From TBTL #2480

Andrew: “Also, this is pretty neato, I think”

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Andrew: “And, and I think he’s an asshole, by the way”

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Andrew: “Eww! Gross, jerk!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbank”

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Andrew: “I don’t like you grouping Courier in there; but, okay”

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Andrew: “I mean it’s fine, but it’s a delicate, weak-ass little… font”

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Andrew: “I’m going to Luke, Luke and… Whatever”

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Andrew: “It’s got no serifs holding it back”

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Andrew: “It’s nothing but crickets out there”

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Andrew: “No! No, it is not okay to put your dog’s poop in my trash can!”

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Andrew: Reading two sentences from a Lord of the Rings book

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Andrew: “That’s two sentences. I don’t know what half of those words mean, man!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Maybe you should scold me”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “It’s pay to play, baby! It’s pay to play. Sorry, bitches. I own this episode.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a lot of stuff to… scold you about regarding… the font story; but, we’ll… we’ll get to that in, (What!?!) in a moment. You are a font of criticism… today, Andrew. That’s bad.”

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David Burbank: “I love me some Nacho Libre”

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Luke: “And, that man is Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Because we have… an additional microphone set up where he is… we’re also picking up… Rudy, the Pod-dog, just going to… town on her private parts! (I say, I say, what’s up dog!)”

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Luke: “I don’t think so! Because, the… what is the picture? It’s a permanent record of what your eyeball can see”

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Luke: “I rest my case”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you this. I’ll, I’ll answer your question with an unrelated anecdote”

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Luke: “It’s a very, very difficult journey… to mount this podcast five days a week”

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Luke: “It’s the shag rug of fonts”

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds

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Luke: Saying “Or, the business of sports” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “…no serifs to hold me back”

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Luke: “Well, you can’t win ’em all!”

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Luke: “Why are you guys all so sad?”

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Luke: “You’re welcome, Stu”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I benched Theo this week in, in favor of Kenny Britt. Huge mistake. Huge… mistake. Power out.”

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Luke and David Burbank: “It’s… it’s… it’s very… (Too loud and too specific) It’s too… it’s, it’s… it’s the discolored butthole flap of fonts”

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Clips From TBTL #2475: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Because, that’s how I prepare”

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Andrew: “But, whatever. You turned off my TV”

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Andrew: “I don’t have great feelings about the Packers as a team”

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Andrew: “Mmm-mmm”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!! Sherm’s leaving the game!!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Ooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “Akron, whoo! That’s how we do it in Akron” in a funny, taunting manner

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Andrew: Saying “Mmm! Akron, it is.” as Yoda

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Andrew: Saying “That’s how I do it!” in a funny, taunting manner

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Andrew: “Such and such, such and such”

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Andrew: “That was bunk, right?”

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Andrew: “We’re dealing with something else here!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m really, really hoping… that the Seahawks are looking at the Colts… and just seeing a big, tasty ham”

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Luke: “A call from the King County Jail… dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink”

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Luke: “Aw, shit!!”

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Luke: “Fart Marble 21”

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Luke: “It’s just the whole thing is just… cockamamie to me”

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Luke: “It’s Schrödinger’s hold”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Mmm! Tempting, it is.” as Yoda

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Luke: Singing “Ready for some football!”

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Luke: “The… problem is, and I’ll spare everyone my hand… clap… emoji… between… words”

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Luke: “This is for you, Akron!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we officially declare that new name for ‘Art Marble 21’ is ‘Fart Marble 21’? That’s… You know what? I’m gonna give you a taunting penalty for that one.”

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Clips From TBTL #2479

Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Andrew: “Bing!”

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Andrew: “Don’t do it, Linh! Go outside. Take a walk, get some fresh air. Do not, do not give in to every ridiculous thing that Luke and I suggest on this show. Please, I will feel guilty.”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “I listened to Stern, played on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I, I assume that this guy was… probably a… a veteran on both the War on Cars… and the War on Christmas, I would assume. But, fighting the good fight for both of them.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get this so wrong!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Linh, do not do that please!”

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Andrew: “My summer of Stern”

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Andrew: Saying “Not to be confused with a fire triangle tweet” in a chopped and screwed manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, ooogh” and growling

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Andrew: “The guy who is sitting in the seat directly behind me… gets on his phone… and starts having the loudest, and excuse my language… but… douchiest… with a capital ‘ouchiest’ conversation”

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Andrew: “The podcast will shock you!”

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Andrew: “They had to bring in a crew to get all of the mansplain out of that plane afterwards”

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Andrew: “Thousands of Andrews… suddenly screaming out, then being silenced. Wait, what? I dunno. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “Well, this is not interesting radio talk”

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Andrew: “Y-Yes! Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew: “You got ‘gazi’d!”

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Andrew: “You totally sleuthed that out like a… like a the, the creepiest Hardy Boy ever”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinking about layering up his version of Top Story to create a chorus of it, but then doesn’t want one to be created

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Andrew and Luke: Dazzling Don’t Tell

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Andrew and Luke: Phamtasia

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Luke: “Are you confusing Richard Lewis and Eddie Murphy again?”

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Luke: “Because, once you have information you’re not supposed to have, you have to… you have to firewall that off”

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Luke: “Burp King of Valley City… #HillaryLiedPeopleDied #Burpghazi? I don’t know what I was trying to do there”

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Luke: “Cancel your weekend, Pham!”

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Luke: “I consider him the ombudshodor… of… podcasting”

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Luke: “I have a lot of personal problems… and, I think that’s apparent to who listens to this show”

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Luke: “I think I have some residual butthurtedness”

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Luke: “I went through on the whole list and I’m not on there”

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Luke: “Is it possible that he was a… an FBI: Female Body Inspector?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Maybe this is just one of those shows where I just… admit a lot of… deep… dark, sad stuff”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude. That is like ripped from the headlines of your life!”

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Luke: “Rock ‘n’ Roll!!”

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Luke: Struggling to not say something

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Luke: “These mother-effers”

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Luke: “We’d like to start our pre-boarding… right now, any… women… and… parents with small children… others who need assistance… and, any veterans of the War on Christmas. We thank you for your service.”

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Luke: “Well, no doy”

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Luke: “You’ll be hot-talking it, bruh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was all my little… progressive, liberal… snowflake heart could do to not try to explain you can’t build your way out of congestion. Right! Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then you get to… Richard Karn… the guy from Home Improvement. Not the famous guy from Home Improvement! The other guy from Home Improvement! What other guy? The guy on the other side of the fence? No, I think that… Not that guy. But, like, Tim Allen’s sidekick. By the way, words I hope are never attributed to me at my funeral. Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This Internet is overrated! It really is!”

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Clips From TBTL #2478

Andrew: “A high… a high Luke… raises all Andrews”

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Andrew: “Amit… You’re Bakshi where you belong, listening to this episode of TBTL! This one’s for you.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Come on, man!”

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Andrew: “Damn, I–why did I step on you!!?”

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Andrew: “Don’t call it Velcro shoes. Well, my ass! Like… we’re gonna call them Velcro shoes… right?”

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Andrew: “Gosh darn it!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, by the way… you can put that zinc on your nose… anytime after Labor Day, as far as I’m concerned”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know why; but, now I do”

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Andrew: “I have a special purpose!”

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Andrew: “I w-wanted to kind of go into this blind”

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Andrew: “I’m into this!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to drag you down with me here, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m the ombudshodor of TBTL”

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Andrew: “Is it okay to do that to your friends, family and loved ones?”

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Andrew: “Is that when you’re like, you’re internal thoughts are being… are, are, are coming out your mouth?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh no, you didn’t!”

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Andrew: Saying “Kyle Seager, they call him the Golden Glove” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Saying “The Mariners… You’re gonna want to sit down for this” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Saying “‘True to the Blue!’ Like, ‘Nobody does it like the Mariners!'” in a sports radio promo voice

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Andrew: Singing “We’re so sorry… Uncle Albert”

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Andrew: “There, you just nailed an irony right there”

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Andrew: “You know what, Kyle? Don’t… Boroughs any trouble. Just kick back and listen to this episode of TBTL; because, this one’s yours.”

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Andrew: “You’re… Autio-matically gonna love this episode of TBTL, Ann-Marie. Thanks for donating!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Bell and The Hand, or The Crock and The Kettle. Anyway… The Finger and The Bowl”

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Luke: Doing ten push-ups live on the show

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Luke: “For rizzle”

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Luke: “I believe that’s where the one finger comes in”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m telling you this, or why I’m bringing this up. It’s, it’s apropos of almost nothing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Listen, if you got it, flaunt it… is what I always say”

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Luke: Making some Strong Bad sounds and saying “E-mails”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Saying “He was a little dog named Snuggles. Omaha. Omaha. Blue Thirty-Two” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the e-mails” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “I’m your dreams” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “The Mariners… We can’t give you this news over the phone” in a sports radio promo voice

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Luke: Saying “We’re da bomb!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things”

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Luke: Singing “Put that spotlight on Walsh”

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Luke: Singing “The greatest adventure is what lies ahead”

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Luke: “This is very, very sad, Andrew”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Oh, man… what a show. Alright… do you have any other…” and Andrew having a good laugh

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 1

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 2

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 3

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message Part 4

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