Clips From TBTL #2484

Andrew: “And then, it’s all over. The dream is over.”

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Andrew: “And to you, I say, ‘Achtung!'”

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Andrew: “Dance card’s a little full this weekend, because… everybody’s gotta get a piece of the Andy”

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Andrew: Drawn out “What?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got a goddamn podcast”

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Andrew: Frustrated Andrew is Frustrated

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Andrew: “Honestly, look at the last two months of your life”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be your… dancing, knife-fight monkey”

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Andrew: “I mean, the video is ridiculous. I’m gonna close my eyes”

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Andrew: “I really put you on the spot. I can, I can bleep this all out. I can’t cut it out… but, I can just bleep it all out”

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Andrew: “I secretly Shazam’d it”

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Andrew: “I was sliding down rainbows into my book”

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Andrew: “I’m paying attention mostly, too”

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Andrew: “If that came on in the car… I would turn it up… and roll up my windows so nobody heard me”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No. No. No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Keep it coming, folks. Keep it coming.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, you’re feeling a little gurgly, though”

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Andrew: “The Reading and The Rainbow?”

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Andrew: “We got a hammy down!”

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Andrew: “What if somebody drops the ham? We got a hammy down!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing that!? You’re promoting your show; and, I’m just pooping on it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? I dunno… he’s probably watching a movie in some unexpected location. You know him. Classic Burbank.”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy”

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Luke: “Bruh… I’ve been divorced. You’re gonna spend four thousand over that bed pan”

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Luke: “For sharks”

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Luke: “Looking… at one side, looking at the other side… looking at the other side, looking at the other side”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no”

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: “Our lawnmower was a hammy down”

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Luke: “Ripped from the headlines of my actual life”

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Luke: Singing along to “Rock On”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Bourdain!”

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Luke: “That’s the most… coherent part of the story”

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Luke: “The Geordie and The LaForge”

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Luke: “Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber”

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Luke: “While I was drunk as balls… here”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we… are so… incredibly, incredibly… appreciative. So appreciative, Andrew… That you don’t have the list in front of you. That’s exactly right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently chuckled when Luke said Top Story was related to his Twitter world

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Luke and Andrew: “I am… I’m, I’ve, I’m going, I’m going hard on my Andy times (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why on Earth I’m launching into this story; (Here we go) because, it doesn’t go anywhere, Andrew… (Oh, good! Then, I know why)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, brethren, that’s… is that… that’s not gender-specific, right? I don’t know. It sounds like, if anything, you’d be trying to get rid of the ‘brethr’ and not the ‘en'”

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Clips From TBTL #2483: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And a Happy Trucktober to you!”

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Luke: “And, we got there! We finally got there. Good stuff.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is… rich coming from me”

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Luke: Flat “What?”

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Luke: “How… how did we manage to book the gay dog!? I mean, that is a get!”

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Luke: “I think ‘X’ being in there looks a little naughty to me”

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Luke: “I’m just name-dropping here… Tom Cruise told me once, ‘Never name drop'”

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Luke: “I’m the only one allowed to spoil Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on a regular basis. That’s my job!”

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Luke: “It is… compulsive grooming gone amoke?”

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Luke: “More rock, less talk”

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Luke: “Peace and love. Peace and love.”

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Luke: “Proto-Alanis Morissette”

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Luke: “Same bat time, same bat channel”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most truckerful time of the year”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a toe-tapper, hair-twirler, eye-blinker, head-nodder, nail-biter, knuckle-cracker, skin-picker, lip-licker, shoulder-shrugger, chin-stroker”

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Luke: “Sort of Schrödinger’s Browns”

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Luke: “That’s a carbon footprint I can get into”

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Luke: “This is the show of a thousand name drops, okay?”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What about… what about… a color shout? Red, red, red, red! White, white, white, white, white, white, white”

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Luke: “Ya best not be putting your audio recorder where it don’t belong”

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Luke: “Yeah, with… with great, with great bong… comes great bong-sponsibility”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doggam… doggam fathermucker! Bun of sitch! Mother father Chinese dentist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, what am I admitting to? Yeah, what are you admitting to?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Luke Burbank for WXXI, the region’s news leader. We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke joking about trying to steal a listener’s kids

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Luke and Andrew: Possible Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! show topic and spoilers

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Clips From TBTL #2483: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Ah… I am, like… eighty… four… percent sure that this was, like, a small little spoof in The Simpsons”

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Andrew: “And, I think bad stuff was happening”

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Andrew: “Back to you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep!”

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Andrew: “Hey there, Care Bear! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who’s in charge of this over there!!”

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Andrew: “It just comes out of me”

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Andrew: “It’s a little patch of something, and it ain’t good!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a little patch of something”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, this is so gross. I can’t believe I’m saying this!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Walsh, we gotta wrap this up, dude!”

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Andrew: “Piped directly into your earballs via headphones”

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Andrew: Playing the noise at the beginning of Bossa Nova Hold Music in a loop

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Andrew: “Sagal can’t tweet these things. Sagal needs to keep his… powder dry”

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Andrew: Saying “I hate to do this” in a tentative, unsure manner

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Andrew: Saying “The Spookiest Hour!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “This is for Amy. This is for Erica. This is for Leah and Andy too.” in the rhythm of the Bossa Nova Hold Music noise loop

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Andrew: Saying “Your travel plans” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s just burn all our bridges”

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Andrew: “So far, so good”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit. Throw him in the clink”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to us now!”

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Andrew: “This is the only time in our recording history I wished I had a bong sound effect. No, you know what? I’m glad I don’t have a… bong sound effect. I would over use it”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Andrew: “What are they doing? Why are they doing it? And, how can you stop them?”

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Andrew: “What are you building up to?”

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Andrew: “What do we do? Do we give the donors their money back?”

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Andrew: “What is this, a Ford Focus!?”

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Andrew: “While we’re biting hands that feed us here”

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Andrew: “Whomp, whomp”

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Andrew: “Why would I jump through this hoop?”

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Andrew: “You know how dumb I am?”

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Andrew: “You know what? He’s the Browns of microphone handling. How about that?”

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Andrew: “You tried to crack my knuckles once… like a psycho”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to fix the extra noise in the Bossa Nova Hold Music song, he wants to rub Luke’s nose in it

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Andrew and Luke: “So sassy! So sassy! (Yeah!) Lotta sass (Yeah)”

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