Day: October 23, 2017

Luke found and played an audio file that had recorded in a bathroom at his Mt. Baker studios back in 2009.

Luke: Testing recording from a bathroom from the Mt. Baker studios

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Luke: “Also, you know what it is, a little bit? And, and then, I’ll shut up about this topic”

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Luke: “And then, you can’t sing along. Cuz, you want to song along so badly; but, you can’t, cuz you don’t know what’s he’s gonna free scat next”

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Luke: “But, I was laughing my… Crocktober off, driving in from the dentist yesterday”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, God, no”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, it’s just a noodler” and having a good laugh

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Luke: Singing “Round here!”

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Luke: Singing “Take, what is it… a hot dog, put it in a pizza, wrap it in a something… you got cheesy blasters!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: “Tip of the cap… to my fellow diastema sufferer, Michael Strahan. You go.”

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Luke: “Trussed up… like a truck, like a Trucksgiving Trucktober Trurkey”

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Luke: “You think you know me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you know that John Wayne… loved… Sequim, Washington… The Duke! No. Why did he love it? Is this a joke? He just, he… Nope. He just really liked it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, really, if you’re a researcher and you walk in, and that thing is furry… you just made a shitload of money. Oh, weird… it’s growing hair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s say thanks today to… this jazz horn. Thanks, jazz horn! And… thanks, jazz horn. And, also… thanks, Meat Cat! And, then… Meat Cat flies away”

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Luke and Andrew: “These things are trussed up… like a… Trucktober turkey; (Mmm-hmm) and, I don’t understand… It’s a trurkey… by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… this may be a record. We didn’t do one (We did not do one) Top Story. That’s okay, though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been keeping your Counting Crows sugar on the shelf…!?! No, we talked about this!”

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Andrew: “Are you being serious?”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t even remember what you’re beef was”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can smell your dreadlocks from here”

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Andrew: “Hello-sef, brosef”

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Andrew: “I do love free scattin'”

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Andrew: “I know! God, no, I… God, I…! I know.”

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Andrew: “I love mystery tape, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m almost wondering if… you’re laying it out a little thick, though”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Conor”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I yelled. I just, I mean… I don’t know if any of these things work”

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Andrew: “If I only smell bleach for the next twelve hours, no matter where I am… it means I did a good, damn job on the bathroom. Also… I’m probably not long for this world.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Look at you, Columbo”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s just digital trickery”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m wearing this laser baldness helmet. Yeah, but this other stuff… is medicine… And, I don’t think that could work”

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Andrew: “Oh! There you go. All of my negative energy turned back towards you! Mission accomplished!”

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue (Chopped and Screwed)

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Andrew: “Well, whatever. I didn’t even see it.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think so”

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Andrew: “You have… a laser helmet!”

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Andrew and Luke: Hating on Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln (not Cadillac) ads

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, you want a power out? Yeah. I got a power out. (Power out!) Nice.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is there an actual chorus, or is this just one of those noodlers? No, that’s the problem. It’s just a noodler. Yeah, it’s just a noodler.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, Bryan… you are being the change you want to see… in the podcast world. Is it a promo that we recorded?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, if it hurts my face, it means the bathroom is clean. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have… a laser helmet! That you put on your head; because, you thought it was going to cure baldness. Yeah, but that makes more sense on paper to me. Are you being serious?”

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Andrew: “Aaaghh, I leave a… I leave a trail of podcast co-hosts behind me everywhere I go”

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Andrew: “Good… See? It’s fun… it’s like a mystery, this show. It’s a puzzle. Ya listening, TweetBahara? [sic]“

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Andrew: “I am an aspiring, freelance bass–standup bassist”

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Andrew: “I mean, that barking kinda gets to me a little bit… and, I don’t even bark!”

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Andrew: “I, listen, I’m a huge fan… but, I won’t do that. And, it wasn’t a Meatloaf joke”

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Andrew: “I’ll probably die never really having a good grasp on that”

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Andrew: “Not to make a thing about everything”

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Andrew: “People go either, ‘woot, woot, woot,’ you know, or ‘woof, woof, woof,’ or whatever the hell they’re doing”

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Andrew: “Problem is, I’m not retracting my love of it”

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring #2

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Andrew: Scatting along with the Bossa Nova hold music

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: “Somebody dressed up like a big, foam McConaughey… McConaugh-hi? McConaugh-huh?”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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Andrew: “We’re, we’re gonna get back to the funny real soon here”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya. Wow, you sound like Owen Meany”

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Andrew and Luke: “What did he do? He got… the world’s greatest hair transplant…! No, I mean, why does he have a mugshot?”

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Luke: “Alright, everybody. This is special… This is special.”

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Luke: “China… I’ll never say that word normal again”

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Luke: “Dolla, dolla bill, y’all. Thanks for the dolla, dolla bill, y’all, Dan!”

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Luke: “If we lose the rumpus room at this place… my good friend Andrew Walsh will never visit again”

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Luke: Saying “China” in a Trump-like manner

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Luke: “St. Louis, France? What!? Oui, oui!”

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Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya!”

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Luke: “There has never been an Attorney’s General [sic] like Eric Holder”

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Luke: “This is how I’m a crazy person”

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Luke: “This some real Linkin Bizkit right here”

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Luke: “Yeah… TweetBahara… [ph] we have donors of the day!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was making a joke about Andrew being the longest running co-host of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t do it, Luke! Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Stop… don’t do it… Don’t do it… I’m just gonna quickly do this. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a very clever… PR coup… by the CIA, right? Ooh, another coup by the CIA. Great. Jesus. Really walked into that one, didn’t I?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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