Day: December 17, 2017

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2534: Luke Burbank and Stu-bot Edition

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Luke: “And, because I’m a young, and because I skateboard, as… as detailed in various airline magazines”

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Luke: “Bacon… is good for”

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Luke: “Because, Andrew… viciously overruled me on yesterday’s edition of the show”

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Luke: “But, we just need one of those ding-dang, old-fashioned three-sixties, man… Three-sixty slammers”

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Luke: “Dearest God, go eat a goddamn bagel”

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Luke: “Ding-dang”

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Luke: “Here’s what I would say, stay off the hard stuff… because, it’s a long season… It’s a hundred six… A hundred sixty-two games”

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Luke: “I am… pursuing my ‘never do anything out of hunger, even eat’… diet”

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Luke: “I come from shady people”

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Luke: “I love how you’re, ‘Okay, and’ on this show. I really appreciate it”

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Luke: “I love you, honey bunny”

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Luke: “I… wish that was totally a joke”

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Luke: “If you turn into a Drew, I’m going back to Xander”

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Luke: “If you want sneakin’ in, come talk to the Burbanks… if you want followin’ the rules, go talk to the Boldens”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Piper Stu-bot”

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Luke: Saying “Does this sound like a musical Stu-bot?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: Singing “Stick in this ductwork with you”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever, DTFB”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dear God, go Browns… Oh, God. Dear God, go Seahawks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Leave some crap holes… for the rest of us… That’s all (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a twountain out of a twole hill

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Luke and Andrew: “Pulp… Dogs? Pulp Dogs Millionaire?”

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Steve Neuman: “Are you ready, Rudy?”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey dummies, it’s Stu”

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Clips From TBTL #2534: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

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Andrew: “Also… I’m dubious”

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Andrew: “Am I wrong?”

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Andrew: “And, I promise you, we’re not total idiots”

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Andrew: “Bottom line, are we moving to Chicago or not; and, why am I roping you into this?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t want people to think I’m dumb”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I like Seattle anymore”

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Andrew: “I just can’t believe that I just… I just blew the whole caper right there”

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Andrew: “I love this goddamn city!”

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Andrew: “I think I’m making a, a… a twountain out of a… twole… hill here”

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Andrew: “I wanted to ask you, speaking of Live Wire, if I made a bit of a Twitter faux pas… or, if, I’m actually just making a Twitter out of a mole hill here”

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Andrew: “I was… reveling in the mess”

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Andrew: “I wish you hadn’t done that, Luke… I wish you hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let the yuppies have Seattle”

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Andrew: “No, no, he menaces me… He’s no friend of mine… Yeah, I’m talking to you… The Weeknd”

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Andrew: “No, no! I said, ‘Okay!'”

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Andrew: “Okay, and”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Do you like that song? Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Peace and love… peace and love”

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Andrew: Saying “Do it” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Drew and Xander Show”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I don’t know what’s going on with the system”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have… I’m getting an update here. I have some bad news. It looks like your mother-in-law is stuck in a duct… a piece of ductwork, right now… as we speak. And, she has lost one of her size. Now, on the… but, gained a sigh. ‘Stuck in this ductwork'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I understand why… your wires would get crossed on that. Speaking of wires getting crossed. Oh, wait… Live Wire. We can’t talk about Live Wire… No… because of what happened… Because of what happened… Because of the incident… I told them… I’m not being Mister Pink”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna give an angry emoji… to yesterday’s show. That’s… that’s gonna really… (That’ll confuse people) that’ll, that’ll create some intrigue”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, this is why you can’t take me on capers! You can’t even take me on podcast capers! I can’t even… We almost got away with it; but, I talked… (I can’t even offer you capers to eat)”

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Listeners: Listeners leaving voicemail messages

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Clips From TBTL #2533: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Boom… I’m there”

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Luke: “But, if he asks for a fucking donation”

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Luke: “Funky Cold Medina… Wild Thing!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, this is good”

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Luke: “I’ve… I’m doing baby steps!”

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Luke: “It’s probably the space people”

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Luke: “Katie, bar the door tonight”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dudes”

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Luke: “Part of it!!”

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Luke: Saying “Who cares! Just… take off!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “Thank God, by the way, that that was not the model for TBTL”

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Luke: “There’s no way!”

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Luke: “We’re really gonna tweak those blogs!”

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Luke: “Where I found myself actually rooting for a flight attendant to be rude… to a pust–to a customer… Who, I almost just called a ‘pustomer’… which, is probably what the flight attendants call us behind our backs, when we’re being particularly rude”

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Luke: “You’re dead to me now”

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Luke: “You’ve been TSA’d!”

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Luke and Andrew: Airline passengers being referred to as “souls” by airline staff

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Luke and Andrew: “I was… probably looking at Twitter on the toilet for fifteen minutes this morning, Andrew; which, was a major flaw in my planning (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, sort of, was a player hater; and, I also… learned something, I experienced something that is really gonna change… I… I’m hoping it’s gonna change my behavior going forward… Hmm… I’m nervous”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not… losing my damn mind! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Kind of, like, imagine Wilford Brimley without the ‘stache; which, I know is… horrifying for all of us. Oh. Because, without the ‘stache, you have no Brimley. God, what’s under there? Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please… Mr. Howdakiss was my dad. I am Doctor Howdakiss… and, that’s not a PhD”

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Luke and Andrew: “Show me your green check mark, or get the hell outta this line! (I love it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Crops Circles of Wallingford. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s something about the soul… of the passenger… (Of the airline passenger) leaving Bellingham”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of “‘Oumuamua”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have your own family ghosts? I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You heard about it yesterday… there’s the pay-off. Oh, God! That’s right! Oh my God! You thought I was gonna forget. I did forget”

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Clips From TBTL #2533: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “At least, I do it when I’m alone”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Doctor… Whydakiss”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He’s the hostess with the ghostest”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I did that! I did that! Sorry”

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Andrew: “I do not know the property. I do not know the property”

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Andrew: “I’m always futzing with my vacuum”

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Andrew: “I’ve done all the rules!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “I’m always futzing with my vacuum”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “So, in a certain way, I feel like I’ve come a long way, baby”

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Andrew: “Spike the plane! Spike the plane!”

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Andrew: “They’re always barking shit at me”

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Andrew: “This movie sucks!!!”

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Andrew: “Well, they’re also farmers from Lynden who aren’t minding their own damn business”

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Andrew: “When you’re in the car with somebody else, and they’re going through a road rage thing; you’re like, ‘Oh my God, that’s so ugly.’ And, also… there are other people in the car. At least, I do it when I’m alone”

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Andrew: Whispering “We’re M83”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! This doesn’t hold up! (Yup) Holy shit! Written by Donald Trump. Jesus!”

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