Day: December 25, 2017

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2540

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Andrew: “Drrrnh! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be mean here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I didn’t say that to be mean”

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Andrew: “Ours had balls involved”

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Andrew: “Why am I being so mean?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By episode ten, we’ll be sending… regretful energy back into the grid… We’re, we’re regret-neutral… (Yeah) currently?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I really wish I hadn’t said that. (No, no, no, no, no… that’s okay) I… I have a regret. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Australia. Ah, dang it!!”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “So, you wanna go out with ‘Helter Skelter’? Hey, should we…? Merry Christmas!”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: Singing “The wise way to say Merry Christmas to you”

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Luke: “Ah, dang it!!”

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Luke: “By the way, leaving out the fact that the unicycle seat was poorly constructed; and, it just did a number on my crotch”

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Luke: “How did we call this ‘No Regerts’? It’s ‘All Regerts'”

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Luke: “I didn’t choose the unicycle life; the unicycle life chose me”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line… Regrets, I’ve had a few… But, too few to mention… Oh, I guess I understand it. Frank Sinatra’s in a-hole”

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Luke: “I have a lot of adult regrets”

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Luke: “I hope this is okay that… I’m talking about this… Well, whatever”

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Luke: “I regret everything”

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Luke: “I went to the trouble of writing it down. This is episode 2539 in a collector’s series, BTDubs… No Regerts, a TBTL Holiday Speshtacular”

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Luke: “Listen… I got a few, but too few to mention”

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Luke: “Merry Christmas!”

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Luke: “This is not how I meant to start this, by the way. But, whatever”

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Luke: “Well… here it is everybody! The first installment of a TBTL Holiday… Speshtacular. We’re calling it, ‘No Regerts'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, they tell you, you’re gonna save… hundreds of dollars and build hundreds of confidence (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, speaking of regrets… I have a history of making… major financial decisions without consulting my wife. After a couple glasses of wine. Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re bringing the Christmas back to this podcast… finally. Are you bringing the ‘más’ back into Christ-más?”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “So just the metal frame of that weird, kind of banana seat (Yes) was just… destroying my junk. I mean, destroying it. It was a miracle I was able to create, at least, one child in this world after… many loops around Green Lake on the unicycle”

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Clips From TBTL #2539: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And now, I’m sad the ladder’s there”

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Luke: “And, I’m just so bummed; because, I was so excited to, basically, lord this over Carey”

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Luke: “And, in fact, that’s sort of the carrot that’s dangling in front… of the dunkey… that is Luke Burbank; as I… climb along the switchbacks called my career”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Drawn out “Ohh”

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Luke: “How did I think it was Doctor Frank N. Furter?”

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Luke: “I don’t consider this to be an absurdist show”

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Luke: “I know that this is like nails on a chalkboard to some people; but, it’s like… nails on my heart-board for me”

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Luke: “I pulled the biggest Clark Griswold today”

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Luke: “I told you this was going to be dazzling”

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Luke: “I’ll try to get through this without too many… disappointing details”

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Luke: “I’m going straight to Dick Van Dyke town”

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Luke: “I’m really… I’m, I’m really shitting rocks”

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Luke: “I’m… hopeless at that game”

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Luke: “If I’m not getting on Twitter every morning and running that cheese grater over my eyeballs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool, Andrew”

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Luke: Purposefully butchering the pronunciation of “Gnocchi”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, guv’nor!” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: Saying “I don’t even wanna talk a…bout this” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Ninja” as Sofía Vergara

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Luke: Saying “Summer McEneny and Michon McCabe” in a Scottish accent

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Luke: “She can’t come on down to… the barbecue. She havin’ some kind of problem with her a-cooder-ment [ph]“

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Luke: “She’s in the house! It’s Carey time! (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “Simmer down, The Prodigy”

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Luke: “So, she can probably hear me talking about this… and… she’s gonna be annoyed. But, I also kinda want to tell you about; cuz, it’s sort of funny”

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Luke: “The day that Luke… tackled… Mount Burbank Springs… and lived to tell about it”

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Luke: “The TBTL Dectacular… Tenth Anniversary… Tenth-abration?”

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Luke: “This guy, God bless him”

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Luke: “Trebekian”

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Luke: “What the fuck is the barista doing at her house!?”

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Luke: “Yeah… and, I don’t care”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I opened the flue… and the screwdriver fell out, and sunlight streamed in… And, I had totally done it!!! (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbonking? (Mmm-hmm) Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gather around the Squanch tree and throw back a few cock-squanches? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Looking forward to crapping all over it. I didn’t crap all over that!!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2539: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Click, click, click, click. Everybody get down!!!”

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Andrew: “Ding-dong, ding-dong?”

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Andrew: “Doctor Frank N. Furter’s Monster”

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Andrew: Forced Laughter

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbonk!”

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Andrew: “I celebrate Squanchmas”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that was a br–I don’t think that was an interrupty breath”

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Andrew: “I kind of want that thing”

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Andrew: “I’m going to Hawaii. Whatever you figure out is fine with me”

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Andrew: “I’m mad! This, this story is angering me! This is nuts!”

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Andrew: “If things don’t ever work out between you and Carey, can we get married? You sound like a delight”

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Andrew: “Keep your friends close, but your McEnenys closer”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Really?”

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Andrew: “Less horses, more… dunkeys… if you ask me… That’s what we need today”

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Andrew: “Not to be no fun”

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Andrew: Saying “Ello guv’nor, I’m Eddie Lacy” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: Saying “Everything looks great, guv’nor!” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m in your face! Aren’t I cheeky?” as Paul McCartney

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Andrew: Saying “She’s the firestarter” in the same manner as Prodigy’s “Firestarter”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’ll show her”

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Andrew: “The barista… was a robot!”

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Andrew: “This is nuts!”

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Andrew: “This is probably inappropriate, Luke”

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Andrew: “This is such a… lame piece of advice”

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Andrew: “Working with me must be a little bit like working with the guy in Momento. Sometimes I just forget what happens day to day”

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Andrew: “You climbed back on the roof!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are Kiff and Kin [ph] your other imaginary neighbors? No, they’re totally real people”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re true Dadaists over here. Yes. Thank you”

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Clips From TBTL #2538: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And, she came home, Carey came home earlier than I thought; and, I was in the midst doing this… and, it was… as if she came in and found me… you know… I don’t know… butt-naked… looking at something I shouldn’t be looking at. It was, like… I, I felt like, I was, I had totally been caught doing something bad”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “C-c-c-cookie Soul! [ph]“

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Luke: “Can everybody hear this? My goodness gracious… Rudy… It’s gonna be a long hour if you keep doing that for the entire show”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hej-do!”

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Luke: “I gotta get my stair on”

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Luke: “I mean, I know that I’m a… basically, like a path of least resistance in most fun… I’m at peace with that”

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Luke: “It is just hard eye-roll city for her”

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Luke: “It was so fun! And, it made Carey so mad”

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Luke: Saying “Coming in at number one… with a bullet… once again… it’s ‘123456’” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Coming in… at number twenty-five… first appearance on the list… ‘trustno1′” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “This one goes to eleven” in a British accent

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Luke: Singing “Is it me you’re looking for?”

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Luke: “TBTL Dectacular”

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Luke: “This is old man yells about cloud”

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Luke: “Today is the darkest, saddest day of the year… but, tomorrow will be incrementally less dark and less sad”

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Luke: “Wait… is radio hosting or love making?”

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Luke: “We have an update on the TBTL Tenth… Anniversary show… which is, that… it… is sold out”

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Luke: “What am I trying to say”

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Luke: “What the frack ever!”

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Luke: “What the frack ever! G… Goddamn it, Netflix! Whatever!”

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Luke: “What’s up, dude? Four-twenty”

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Luke: “You ready to get into this Kool-Aid, Ru-dog? No? Very reluctant… Pod-dog right now”

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Luke: “You’ll be among people who understand… what… this lunacy is”

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Luke and Andrew: “Actually, we sold nineteen extra tickets because… I’m an idiot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, happy… Squanchtober to you too as well. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cookie Soul! [ph] I don’t get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get my stair on. Good sit, good stair. (And, so) I get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Loggin and Messina? Loggin and Messina, that’s a great password! Somebody use that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you should stick with the knitting and get rid of the nitpicking… That’s what is exactly what I told her!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was just a… crime of opportunity really. I don’t know”

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