Clips From TBTL #2558

Andrew: “And, he’s just gotta deal with a poop leak”

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Andrew: “Aww, it’s a mom’s cooking joke!”

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Andrew: “Do not worry about it. It’s just been a weird week… I just wanted to say that; calm everybody down”

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Andrew: “God, is this getting too personal?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you introduced me right at the perfect time… cuz, I was about to get into an ill-advised… pedantic fight with a listener online, that I was sure to lose”

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Andrew: “I came for the little moustaches… I stayed for the conspiracy theories”

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Andrew: “I knew that next line! I’m so mad I couldn’t come up with it!”

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Andrew: “I’ll cool my jets”

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Andrew: “Oh, my God! Well, you showed her!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, my. Save it for the van”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “We can do what we want”

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Andrew: “We have a plumbing situation here”

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Andrew: “What’s happening? There was a bible… slash… sports psychology class?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, you do sound like one of them famous Michigan cowboys… when you say it that way. Are you a Yooper? Are you a Flatlander? Eh, came down from Caro”

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Luke: “And, about to hear something… that’s probably never been heard before”

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Luke: “And, like… go to Z Town”

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Luke: “And, uh… things are gonna get loopy… okay? Things are going to get… wild and crazy”

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Luke: “Give it about twenty-seven hours, bro!”

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Luke: “Plus, my hair is just spun sugar with all that Toppik in here; so, that can’t get wet”

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Luke: Saying “All you can eat, baby!” in a funny accent

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Luke: “We have some buffer built in; but, it’s fun buffer”

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Luke: “You can find out in… thirty-fives minutes or less; or, your pizza is free. By the way, we don’t have any free pizza”

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Luke: “You can’t ride with my Little Red Baggin!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, we have created… what we hope… is kind of… an entry point… to this… bizarre… twisted… overgrown universe of inside jokes and Aerosmith commentary. And… Your number one source for Aerosmith commentary. No! Your number one source for uninformed Aerosmith commentary”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I ate way worse things as a kid, I’m sure… You think so? Just my mom’s cooking. Aww, it’s a mom’s cooking joke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna say that you lost me for a hot minute there… Nyah, I don’t think it made any sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my goodness… I thought that was a drop! I thought that was a drop for a second”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Hotel’s Calling… Oh, I love that song (That’s a… latter work from them)”

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Clips From TBTL #2557

Andrew: “Could we call it, ‘The Tenth Dab-iversary’?”

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Andrew: “Didn’t you see me scowl!? I was clearly scowling at my wallet, sir. I want to tip you”

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Andrew: Having a very good laugh

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Andrew: “I am… not being a very, ‘Yes, and’ co-host right now. I apologize”

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Andrew: “I will go my whole life without dabbing”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Thought I was gonna say the tagline”

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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank”

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Andrew: “So, I’m also ashamed”

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Andrew: “So, that’s an unsettling story”

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Andrew: “This is just delicious. I, I wanna talk about this”

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Andrew: “Ugh, God! How did I miss that?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Gah. Oh, ahh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I’m talking to you again, Luke… Yeah, I’m here”

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Luke: “And, I gotta… get outta here, by the way”

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Luke: “And, the Susie Burbank in my brain just… went… ba-nuts, as we used to say”

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Luke: “Because… I’m Mister Brightside”

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Luke: “Don’t… jinx it!”

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Luke: “Fo’ bezel, my rezzle [ph]

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Luke: “For all of her dreamin’ and all of her schemin'”

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Luke: “Haven’t you had enough salad, Mr. Burbank?”

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Luke: “I can’t have you going out with a neck crackle… days before the twenty-four hour-a-thon, bro! Excuse me… the Tenth Vanniversary”

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Luke: “I’m starting to wonder if this whole… what do they call it… iPhone. That’s what they call them”

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Luke: “If they didn’t see the tip, what is the point?”

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Luke: “It ain’t all I can eat, yet!”

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Luke: “Listen… feed your children with my wallet scowl”

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Luke: “Pardon me for the comparison; but, it was sort of like a speculum for your ear”

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Luke: Saying “The idea that they would be sitting on their own hats” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Mister Bezel, yeah”

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Luke: “Sue me… Sue me for wha’?”

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Luke: “The scowl seen ’round the bar at Neumos”

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Luke: “This… is… really… a situation, my friend”

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Luke: “Ya know… I did not… love it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you wear my hat? Were you wearing my hat? (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m looking at a different article (Oh!) than you are… by the way. I’m looking at the one form the Washington Post; cuz, I’m a little better than you. (Ohh!) Right, I’m sure it was in your style section, fancy pockets. Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Upload your personality to the cloud; so, that, if you get a cold, it won’t be lost. If I could do that, I would certainly upload a different personality to the cloud, dude”

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Clips From TBTL #2556

Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t think you’re… an especially stinky person. I’ve never caught a whiff of you after a run; and, we’ve been in some tight quarters together”

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Andrew: “I actually feel… a little diminished now”

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Andrew: “I scooped these up from all over the place”

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Andrew: “I will be staying in the broadcast booth, by the way. If anybody’s worried about me having a heart attack… during this thing; don’t worry… I won’t be running those three miles. Three, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m not a monster”

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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about my own… potential swamp foot”

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Andrew: “Stop talking dirty to the printer”

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Andrew: “That got a buzz from the Burbs!”

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Andrew: “Trying to just make this all about me”

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Andrew: “We did this to ourselves!”

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Andrew: “We’re calling it the TBTL Tenth Vanniversary!”

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Andrew: “We’re starting to get… loosey goosey on this”

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Andrew: “Wow! Hi, Luke! I feel a lotta pressure to be funny… and, I guess pleasant”

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Andrew: “Yet, here I am!”

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Andrew: “You can buzz me. It’s okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… will you make me the happiest co-bro in the world? It would be my honor. I can’t wait… Now, you plan the rest of it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, great! Well, that’s fun (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, maybe derping”

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Luke: “As I like to joke, I rule with an iron whim”

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Luke: Drawn out “Those snakes!”

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Luke: “I don’t know. Can I be believed? Even I don’t know the answer to that! Can you tell I’m losing my mind a little bit?”

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Luke: “I’m gonna go pee-pee in my pants; I know that’s a lot of Ps, dude”

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Luke: “I’m in a weird, weird place for doing this today… because, of all the show we have to do, later this week”

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Luke: “Lookin’s free, touchin’ will cost ya”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. This… HP printer is gonna get a… workout… before Friday”

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Luke: Saying “You better work!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “That was my big splurge yesterday, people”

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Luke: “This person did fufty, fufty [ph] hours”

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Luke: “Too many ducks!!”

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Luke: “Well, alright everybody. Here we go!”

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Luke: “Y’all, y’all coordinate it”

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Luke: “You’re not even here right now, Andrew, for me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, there’s no more… beating around this bush, Andrew Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, because this is TBTL, nothing can be easy (Mmm-unh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call it that? The TBTL Legally Not a Contest? (Oh my God. I would love that so much)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s short and to the point, which is what I like about it. (Yeah, no, I know…) It sounds like a Burbank one. TBTL Overshare… Wait a second!! A Burbank one!!?! (No, no, no. I…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Makes me think of something dirty… It does”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I guess we’re just gonna go out with ‘Life Is a Highway’ by Tom Cochrane… No, we’re not!”

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Luke and Andrew: Way too many ducks

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Luke and Andrew: “What… in the heck… are we gonna call… the… broadcast marathon… aka, the TBTL-a-thon, brought to you by Live Wire. What… are we gonna, what are we gonna call… Hey, can we get Live Wire to underwrite this?”

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