Day: January 28, 2018

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2563

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Andrew: “Also, if you’re hearing this, I’m so sorry about so much… that you’ve heard”

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Andrew: “Do I complain about my job? Aw… damn! I, I, I just said, as everything fell on me”

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Andrew: “God, my parents still don’t know about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not the one casting stones here. I brought the, I brought the damn things”

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Andrew: “Listen, you don’t have to say that sentence with shame; but, you don’t ever say it with pride”

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Andrew: “Man… somebody cracked a… bag of jägers, didn’t they?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m talking your language… son of Walter Burbank”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “That’s at least three flarps worth of jägers, man!”

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Andrew: “The Luke Burbank Story”

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Andrew: “This smells worse than a Landjäger!!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Show me your bus face. It looks like your face right…”

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Camaro Kev: “Ooh… a real Russian roulette of jägers there”

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Camaro Kev: “Shut up! You shut up! You shut up!”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re in the porta-potty district”

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Luke: “Cleveland, this is for you!”

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Luke: “Even by my standards of squishy… truth”

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Luke: “God bless it!”

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Luke: “I don’t, I, look, I’m, I’m sorry to go snowflake on it”

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Luke: “I got the time, if you’ve got the diapers”

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Luke: “I know that you’re not a, a doctor… so… not trying to just speculate; but, medically, what do you think what was going on… to make this happen for this person?”

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Luke: “I regret nothing… for the record”

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Luke: “Just hep cats doing their thing”

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Luke: “My mind explained”

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Luke: “Oh, I did make out at that one!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t… get too high on your supply. Also, can you please deliver my Toppik? I need it… I need it before the big show. I gotta put my wig on… but, also, don’t get too high on your supply” in a very loopy manner

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Luke: Singing along to a sample used in Young MC’s “Principal’s Office”

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Luke: “Super dookie”

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Luke: “That is a man… who has seen a super dookie”

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Luke: “That’s so grubbin'”

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Luke: “You know, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and podcast”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “Porta-potties don’t show up… reeking of human excrement. But, what if they did? What would that factory look like? (Oh my God!) A factory of sadness… and, it all comes back to the Cleve!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “David from the Basement just said he has to pee”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “Oh my God, it’s David Burbank!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “There… wasn’t anything illegal about it”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You asked me earlier… if it was, if it smelled okay in here; and, it did… and then, it didn’t. The end”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2562

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Andrew: “3-D, 3-D, 3-B!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much red in my life; and, I see red a lot”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Are you mad at me; or, are you from Seattle? I dunno”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not a sporto; but, that’s not what I know about basketballs”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What is with those?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, hello there!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You have my attention” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Throw your vape pens in the air!”

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Andrew: “You can’t tell if people are mad at you or they’re just Wallingford. Like, and, that is the goddamn truth, man!”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Those are two different bands! Barely. Barely”

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Andrew and Luke: “His name is Uncle Luke. He’s running around the lake right now. I’ll, I’ll introduce you to him later. Hey, who’s looking for me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where are you, Luke? Standing right behind the van, sharpening a knife”

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Camaro Kev: “God, boy… I am a loser”

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Camaro Kev: “Thanks for… chiming in… exhausted Luke”

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Luke: “And, I have a computer thingy”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m surrounded by clocks”

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Luke: “Follow your, follow your tangents, bro. Wild tangents can’t be broken”

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Luke: “Haters gonna hate”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew. For once, can this not turn into a pro-life conversation?”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody, it’s a little loud in here… Get your testicles out!”

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Luke: “I did go sneak behind a tree… and relieve myself; because, nothing is open here”

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Luke: “I know Warren G; and, you sir, are no Warren G”

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Luke: “I’ll dig through shit if it saves me seven hundred dollars!!”

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Luke: “My mom… God love her”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t my house. It doesn’t smell like my house”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Was that bad?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke: Singing “All my friends are dead” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s how Susie B rolls”

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Luke: “They call me, ‘Lucas with the lid on'”

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Luke: “Turns out, I have a pattern with this”

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Luke: “What… kind of a world is this?”

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Luke: “Worth it!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I don’t mean to… I don’t wanna cut in; but… could you do me one kindness? Yeah, get you… a coat? Could you move the van… so, when David gets back, he thinks you’re gone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the biggest… load of Seattle bullshit I’ve ever heard. Put on the brights!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait. So, it’s gonna feel like this… until we’re done at the Re-bar? Am I gonna stay this way? Is this real life? Is this real life?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “P-Fletch… how’s the smell? It’s fine. It is not funky in here at all… Swear to God”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: Drunk Town

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Um, excuse me. If you could turn this off, that would be great. Oh… God, entitled…”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You tried to regulate, and you failed! That’s right… that’s right”

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