Day: February 27, 2018

Luke: “Alright, Ru-dog… let’s get to it!”

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Luke: “Beep-beep, boop-boop”

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Luke: “Best case scenario, it’s boring as piss!”

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Luke: “Bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m in!!!”

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Luke: “Do you consider yourself dazzled… by those deets?”

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Luke: Doing his impression of Steve Brule

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Luke: “Hold your e-mails; they like it to be called, ‘Great Britain'”

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Luke: “Kids can’t even etch in caves anymore!”

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Luke: Making a fart-like sound

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Luke: “Nope!”

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Luke: “Okay. Hold on. Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Slow it down”

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Luke: “One fine day in 1492… Columbo sailed the ocean blue”

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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s take a shot!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your host” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “The shit!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Something’s happening!”

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Luke: “When you’re on the butt of the spear”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come on!! Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s going fine, people. Everything’s (Sure) going okay. I’m just… (Sounds like it) going to a lot of therapy because of how great everything is”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you said, ‘I need to wet my whistle’… and, then, pee gets involved… Oh, God! Hey…! (Not boring) Not boring! (Alright) I’m just saying, not boring”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. Passwords are not vulnerable to hacker attacks… This is in the memorization… portion of this particular section I’m on… And, also… Andrew, your part now… Taargüs! Taargüs!”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering and talking quietly about Andrew’s APM login ordeal

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Andrew: “As I once famously tweeted, ‘Once you go Craisin… you don’t go raisin'”

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Andrew: “Boring as piss”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Feel free to call; but, I’m probably drunk after five”

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Andrew: “God! I’m even more nervous about it”

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Andrew: “God…damnit!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal; you can’t just take the quiz, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I have bad news for you. I’m already to the point where I learned it, I learned it, I learned it; and, then, I forgot it”

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Andrew: “I would doodle cursive on that shit all day”

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Andrew: “I, I felt like I was a, a… baby, writing for the very first time, again”

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Andrew: “It was CrankyA@CrankyA.net“

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, now I don’t have any money!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I have bad news for you” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It feels good to laugh” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “She’s gonna throw some zingers at ya”

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Andrew: “That is calculated to give you the bad feeling”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound very grandiose”

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Andrew: “Turns out… apple doesn’t fall far from the… grandpa tree”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know. I’m drunk”

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Andrew: “Who did that!?”

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Andrew: “Whoever write and recorded that is sassy man! It had so much sass in it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Happy Monday… everybody. Happy Monday, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, you’re done so… (So) screw it”

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Andrew and Luke: “You hope for a boring piss… at our age. Exactly!”

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