Day: March 28, 2018

Listener: Singing “The Podcast Guys”

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Luke: “Ahhhh, I want to eat you!!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Ooooh!’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Don’t… ruin my morning!!”

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Luke: “Don’t… ruin my morning!! We’re gonna open these presents when I feel like it!!”

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Luke: “Dumpy Every Man reporting for duty!”

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Luke: “I mean, the future is now! We’re just high-speed dubbing this!?”

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Luke: “I’m not even giving security time to tase me bro”

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Luke: “Light ’em up like a Christmas tree”

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Luke: Mimicking the mechanical sound of certain cassette players

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Luke: Mimicking the mechanical sound of certain cassette players #2

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Luke: Mimicking the mechanical sound of certain cassette players #3

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Luke: “Oh, seriously? Blackstreet? Yeah!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah, we’re still thanking them”

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Luke: “Ohhh!!”

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Luke: “Peace and love. Peace and love!”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Apple water’s great with the bubbles and no carbs”

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Luke: “Sweep the leg. No sensei! Do it! We just Cobra Kai you”

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Luke: “This is a serious message… No more Walkman!”

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Luke: “We just dangle this hot, hot content right in front of you”

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Luke: “You know… rearranging the deck chairs on the technological Titanic”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold it… Keep your powder dry… Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes; tomorrow, at roughly 1:45 west coast. That is exactly what you said”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was like a giant floppy disk… but… but, not floppy disk. But, you know when floppy disks… stopped being… overtly floppy… they were hard but they were still called floppy disks. Stop, stop rubbing in my face… old floppy disks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like high-speed dubbing. (Mmm-hmm) What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “What song are you gonna play? I don’t know; it’s a tape, dude! And, it’s somewhere in the middle”

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Andrew: “But, come on, man!!”

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Andrew: “God, I’m so… God, I’m, like, hungry to fill out this fucking form!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man… I saw that Linh had sent you that drop. I was… I was hoping (Ooooh!) you weren’t gonna use it. I, um…”

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Andrew: “Holy shit… that person just bit Beyoncé!”

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Andrew: “How do you… how do you just go through life selling stuff that you say is in working order when it’s not. Who is this person!? How do they sleep at night!?”

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Andrew: “I gotta stop… trying to relive my youth. It turns out that everything is terrible and it was even worse before”

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Andrew: “I was the only one who bid on this piece of crap”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t have, like, a clip; so, I can’t wear it on my belt and jauntily walk down Broadway”

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Andrew: “It’s got these good, like… chunky buttons”

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Andrew: “It’s pronounced, ‘Cthulhu'”

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Andrew: “Like, there’s nothing in there that would indicate that this is a good looking thing that doesn’t do shit”

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Andrew: “My Go–No, it doesn’t work”

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Andrew: “No, I haven’t… you know, (Ooooh!) I can’t… it’s really hard for me. Explicit”

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Andrew: “Oh, no… that’s gonna get me in trouble”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Important announcement”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Explicit. Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Daddy’s voice is gruff and funny; and, the only words I understand are ‘God’ and ‘damn’ and ‘Christmas'”

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Andrew: “That’s not funny, Luke”

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Andrew: “Uuuuuughh, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “Watch out, eBay! You’re about to get flamed! Well, that guy on eBay is”

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Andrew: “Which, I won’t share any of those memories with you; because, you weren’t there for them… and, the listeners weren’t there for them; and, that wouldn’t be interesting”

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Andrew: “You know, I get obsessed with weird things”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking the listeners to not buy and send him stuff and Luke wants all of the Christian Rap CDs

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew telling an apple water/iWater joke

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, that was like, that was freaking public radio level shit right there. Wow! Watch out Fresh Air! Good for us! We finally did something that wasn’t terrible”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not moving… Ohhh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shades of Quincy! Major flashes of Q!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is (Oh, man!) one of the biggest fucking disappointments that I’ve had in a while!”

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