Day: April 3, 2018

Luke: “Clean as yo Mama’s… forehead”

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Luke: “Did you herniate anything?”

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Luke: “I assume you hate it… and me, by extension”

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Luke: “I don’t dance now, I make money moves… Say I don’t gotta dance, I make money move… If I see you and I don’t speak, that means I don’t eff with you. I’m a boss, you a worker. I make bloody moves”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Little B, you can’t eff with me if you wanted to. These expensive, these is red bottoms. These is bloody shoes. Hit the store, I can get ’em both. I don’t wanna choose. And I’m quick, cut a bleep off. So don’t get comfortable”

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Luke: Loudly whispering “I was just there!”

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Luke: “Oh… What!!!?! Are… you… shitting me?”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Saying “The Ninja” as Sofía Vergara”

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Luke: Singing “I make money move!”

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Luke: Singing “These blood shoes… this a-Dutch bible”

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Luke: “So, good news everybody. I survived”

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Luke: “The show that just… might… be… too… beautiful… to live (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Luke: “Wayne’s Attic! Party time! Broken products!”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What!!!?!”

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Luke: “You’re on notice, Wayne’s Attic!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cut up a couple of jack pops? (I mean…) Jack pops!? Jack pops (Yeah, sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is coming to… us today, for the first time… from his new studios in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… (It’s working! It’s working!) and, amazingly, it is working. He is Andrew Walsh and he joins us now. Hello, my dude! Hello, Luke; and, congratulations… on surviving”

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Luke and Andrew: “I highly recommend ‘The Sixth Sense.’ It’s a popular movie for a good reason… and, I don’t wanna spoil anything for you; but, I just wanna tell you… the kid did not get hit by the Chinese space station. Oh, goddamnit, Luke. I was, seriously, it was… in my Netflix queue”

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Luke and Andrew: “I make money move! Boy, (Yeah) things just got white… fast! (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My dearest old setup… My dearest MO-2… That was just a joke for you and Erik the Engineer. Oh, (Erik the Viking) he stopped listening years ago. (Yeah) I think you know that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wayne’s Attic! Party time! Broken products! Ec–not ex…cellent… Not… Anyway”

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Andrew: “Because, I just don’t want the show to end. I really missed ya, buddy”

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Andrew: “Because, we handle our business, man!”

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Andrew: “Clup-clup, clup-clup”

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Andrew: “Drive!”

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Andrew: “Forget about it! Forget it, Luke”

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Andrew: “I blew it! Capisce?”

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Andrew: “I don’t have to justify myself to you”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to… start some shit or something”

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Andrew: “I’ve been busy with the move and getting pissed on… Umm… by a cat!!”

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Andrew: “It’s the 3rd of April! I still have a broken piece of junk! It’s not a piece of junk. I’m sorry I said that. It’s a sweet machine that just… happens to not work”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listeners, we do not know yet… whether or not Luke has been crushed by space junk”

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Andrew: “My cat pissed all over me”

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Andrew: “No… shit, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t know! I feel like I have told a lot of goddamn boring stories on the show today”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “I make money moves”

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Andrew: Singing “Taxman!”

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Andrew: “So, I was able to just, like, load the shit out of that thing”

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Andrew: “What!? Are you serious? I feel like I nailed it”

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Andrew: “What!? Where!?”

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Andrew: “What!? Where!?” #2

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Andrew: “Yeah, that sounds… clean as a fiddle”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m so, so excited about this new setup. Everything just makes so much more sense here. I love it! (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing with Andrew saying “Anyway”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? I’m on MarsupialGurgle.com right now, looking at our archives… and, you know what, I said, you know what I said was, ‘Only idiots will listen to this music’. That’s what, now it’s coming back to me (Yeah) (Ooooh!)”

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