Andrew: “He’s at a stop light with his mom looking at him, who… looking at us… then, as she slowly drives by, he throws two damn pennies at my damn face… and laughs at my face!”
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Andrew: “I am furious at that little shit right now”
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Andrew: “I don’t have a disco bone in my body”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on with me”
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Andrew: “It’s Blursday! It’s Blursday wherever you are”
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Andrew: “Nah!”
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Andrew: “No, but you nailed it though. I’m a total Disco Duck!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”
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Andrew: “Please?”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m a wizard!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “Mark” in a drawn-out, goat-like manner
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Andrew: Singing “TBTL!”
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Andrew: “Vaping good in the neighborhood”
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Andrew: “Wow! I wanna be the Duck Master… You be the Gatekeeper”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. We’re a little disappointed in you. I gotta be honest. How did you not anticipate this?”
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Andrew: “Yes! It is so weird!”
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Andrew: “You’re in the Baptist Bible Belt, baby”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, so… you, you, you bend over, you talk to him through his window… I dunno why I need to mention you bent over… It was a highlight… You talk to, you… I want you to stare into the Gideons Bible and apologize… ‘kay? I don’t know what’s going on with me”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s kind of a stunt. Like, we’re fun. Look at us! We’re fun, flirty… (Yeah) let us ride… We’ll dance for pennies (Right)”
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Andrew and Luke: “She was kinda going after me a little bit more… She smelled fear. Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “We can’t (Yes) let your social awkwardness put us (Right) in a dangerous situation; that is the stupidest thing we could do… Uh, no… this whole trip is the stupidest thing we could do”
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Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “By the way, I’m totally creeping in, like, being a little lurker on that… sTens Fan Page; and, I’m enjoying the conversations that are happening there. Don’t lurk! Be a… be… loud and proud on that page”
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Luke: “Create in me a clean heart… O, Munger Moss Motel”
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Luke: “Fuck this”
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Luke: “Gosh darn it. We really put our foot in our mouth; and, I apologize”
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Luke: “Hey, you know… a wave and twenty-five cents will get you a stick of gum… How about a ride!!!?”
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Luke: “I already know what your brain’s trying to do… Fight it”
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Luke: “I apologize. That was so much… dirtier than I meant it to be”
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Luke: “I mean, unfortunately, we’d have to discover some kind of… crime down here and report on it. Oh, wait. In the Dark is doing that… Our version would be called, ‘In the Snark'”
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Luke: Imitating dial tone sound
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Luke: “Live from the Starlight Room at the Munger Moss Motel… this is TBTL… Champagne dreams and…”
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Luke: “Lurnk… don’t lurk!”
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Luke: “Not saying they suck. I’m just saying they’re not us; so, obviously, they suck kind of hard… Wish I wouldn’t have used ‘hard’ at the end of that sentence”
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Luke: Saying “Nope!” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Not… gonna do it” as Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush
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Luke: Singing “Space between”
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Luke: “That is… open jealousy and insecurity for me”
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Luke: “We’re starting to really, kind of… become… goofy and loopy”
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Luke: “Where’s the Bible Belt? Wherever Andrew is, baby!”
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Luke: “Where’s the party at? (Party!!!) It’s wherever he’s at… baby!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s the part where you sing, ‘TBTL’… TBTL!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… openly… butt-hurt that it isn’t us… even though… How much of that is an act? None of it, sadly (Really?)”
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Luke and Andrew: If Luke and Andrew were robbed while hitchhiking or after being picked up, TBTL is over
Luke and Andrew: “Is that why… Kai Ryssdal said… yesterday that the markets were ‘Poop diddy whoop scoop… poop’? (I think so) I, I assume”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s be honest, though… McSweeney’s… screams white. It’s like the whitest sounding website in the history of websites (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Not… should’nt’ve… should’nt have do it… Shouldn’t have done it… Not gonna do it” as Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush
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Luke and Andrew: The vibe of McSweeney’s are almost ridic
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