Clips From TBTL #2673

Andrew: “Are you listening, Pixar?”

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Andrew: “At this point, somehow, I’m, like, knee-deep in, like… Dionne Warwick”

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Andrew: “But, Luke, as you would say… that… got on top of me”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to tell you… I, I have a story that I want to tell you. But, I don’t know if it’s a little bit on the edge for TBTL; because, it involves… You know what? Well, I started it; so, I’m just gonna tell ya”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa!”

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Andrew: “Hate myself for saying that”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna paint myself as a pothead”

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Andrew: “I saw this thing popping up all over the place”

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Andrew: “I think I got–just got done with this thing, I was just like, ‘Alright! This is it! This is the moment I’ve been visualizing for two weeks!’ And, somehow, it all just turned into a weird… slough inside of me. Is slough a word?”

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Andrew: “I’m telling this story kinda badly”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know… I guess I’ll put a… poster of a hot rod on my wall”

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Andrew: “Make Safeco Field… your man cave”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I don’t know why. Probably, because, I’m going through stuff”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve been staring at this e-mail for a long time”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah, that’s effed up”

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Andrew: Singing “Hot diggity-dog, diggity-doo”

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Andrew: “So, I go to the store to buy some beer; because… again… doctor’s orders”

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Andrew: “That’s effed up”

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Andrew: “What the eff?”

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Andrew: “Which is all stuff that I hated as a kid. My dad loved The Carpenters. My dad loved Dionne Warwick… I hate all the soft rock crap”

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Andrew and Luke: “A rolly bag, it looks like is a brand name of something you put on your motor-sickle… Also, my family says, ‘motor-sickle’… Not true. Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Andrew would be singing ‘Classic Tan’ right now”

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Andrew and Luke: Rolly coasters, rolly bags and motor-sickles

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s the 101. How can you even tell if it’s shut down? Hey-oh! (Ugh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s your name, little girl? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me? (Ewww!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You need any tips? Teach me, sensei… and, then… and, then… notice me, Senpai. Notice me”

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Luke: “And, he’s a big boy!”

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Luke: “Everybody’s working for the weekend… Everyone wants a little romance. Everybody’s going off the deep end. Everybody needs a second chance… You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start”

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Luke: “I have… the alcohol… but not the know-how”

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Luke: “I’m getting a baseball bat!”

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Luke: “iCal rules everything around me”

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Luke: “It’s my happiness right now”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Music for Your Weekend” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “It’s a ’97 Chrysler Sebring” as a TV game show host or announcer

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Luke: “This is the part, Andrew, where you… tell us the song that you are gonna recommend for the listeners; and then, I… think of the song I’m gonna recommend for the listeners while your song is playing”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “You know what? I got no one to blame but myself for that”

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Luke: “You want a piece of my heart? Better start from the start. You wanna be in the show? Come on, baby, let’s go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even when we’re not hanging out, we are hanging out together in our… in our brains (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #2672

Andrew: Enjoying some bass beats a little too much

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Andrew: “How are we gonna fight space ISIS?”

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Andrew: “I will steal all the butter for him”

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Andrew: “I’m just so not a car guy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I could just… have, like, stop the tape in the middle of it and just started making fart noises with my armpits”

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Andrew: Making two curious sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, no. You went there”

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Andrew: Quiet “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Like a rollin'”

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Andrew: Singing “Like a tepid hot tub”

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Andrew: “Teach me, Luke… Teach me”

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Andrew: “Whoa”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Ties!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I throw your butter down the stairs… He says something like that. (And, you will…) You will cry… and, you say… and, I will say, ‘Haha!’)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rest in peace, Radio Shack… Rest in… (These look… like… good… hands!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Floated a check… at Shoney’s for my daughter. Dance my… (Kited… kited a check at the Safeway on Capitol Hill)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “They (They) say it’s your birthday… (I don’t like birthdays) It’s my birthday, too, yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sunday, Sunday, (Yes!) Sunday! You pay for the whole (Yes) TBTL-a-Thon; but, you only need the edge!”

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Luke: “A whoa tie! What!?”

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Luke: “Dear… God in Heaven”

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Luke: “I love me the salt”

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Luke: “It doesn’t chime or rhyme!”

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Luke: “Protes my goats”

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Luke: Quietly saying “We could do whatever we want!”

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Luke: Saying “Free government programs!” as Matthew Lesko

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Luke: Saying “Oh, no you di’int” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “They say it’s your birthday… it’s my birthday, too, yeah!”

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Luke: “This is a, a travesty of a mockery of a sham of… two travesties of a mockery of a… bland… dish… cuz… I love me the salt”

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Luke: “This is what kids do”

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Luke: “This one goes to one hundred”

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Luke: “Well, I’m the king of the castle and she’s the dirty rascal”

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Luke: “When I’m in my man cave, opening my man crate… that’s where I’m allowed to have my Elle Macpherson posters”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I have an idea for the song to go out with… Great, good. I’ll play it from my end; but, you shoot it at me like a smoker”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does not like the opening lines of The Beatles’ “Birthday”

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Luke and Andrew: “Notice me, Senpai? Notice me, Senpai. Notice me”

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Luke and Andrew: “What if there is a verification? What if they… what if there’s two… second… two-party verification on this GNC purchased? Were you stoned? This is a high level of paranoia for the middle of the day, my friend”

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Clips From TBTL #2671

Andrew: “An angel is just a boy that poops in a box”

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Andrew: “And, also, didn’t… didn’t… isn’t there a remix I’m supposed to play of that… I’m not supposed to say his name on the show anymore; but, our, our friend who sends us a lot of audio… didn’t he send us a remix of that; or, I promised to make a remix with you saying ‘Ooh’? Something. I don’t know. What the hell am I talking about? Go on. Tell your story, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any show titles, Lucas”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what happened”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m taking this… conversation into a place that… you and I can’t explain… So, maybe, I shouldn’t”

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Andrew: “I was #blessed”

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Andrew: “‘I was Walsh-level thrilled'”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of Luke typing with his mouth full

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Andrew: “Just… before the show, I was rolling in hot dog related music. And, again… think about what my job is, I just spent like an hour listening to songs about hot dogs”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Obviously… that is the platonic ideal of a hot dog cannon. Ain’t nobody on Earth gonna argue with that”

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Andrew: “Somehow, seeing this makes me happy; although, I would never touch them myself”

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Andrew: “We did it!”

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Andrew: “Were you… a guy who ate Planters cheese balls growing up? They came in kind of a… kind of a can, like a tubular can with a, a yellow lid and the, the… the cheese balls inside were, like, perfect spheres, about a size of a marble?”

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Andrew: “What could possibly go wrong?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew unhelpfully said that Blursday shout-outs happen on Blursday

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Andrew and Luke: French ticking boxes

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody was cocky about it; but, they were… thorough… Good… and (and)… thorough (thorough)”

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Luke: “But, can we start calling… all messages, ‘Dazzling D-mails’?”

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Luke: “By the way, this is not even having anything to do with the story I meant to tell”

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Luke: Drawn out “What?”

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Luke: “I am just, I am feeling so good, you guys. I am so happy to be back here… for a total of… one day”

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Luke: “I mean, I went into a fugue eating state”

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Luke: “I mean… listen… you do you. YOLO, YODO”

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Luke: “It’s okay if it looks like it’s from the 1500s… Stop trying to paint its bald spot… Just leave it alone”

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Luke: Singing “We’re gonna put on some ketchup… then some mustard… because, we only have one kind of song”

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Luke: “So, anyway, we’ll… tell you about… the latest… example of art restoration… gone amoke”

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Luke: “That’s as much as my feeble brain… four red wines in, could really grasp”

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Luke: “Two bros… baching it up”

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Luke: “What the motherfucking… fuck… is the system here!?”

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Luke: “You know, my fecalist was out of town; so, I could eat anything I wanted”

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Luke: “You poor fool”

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Luke: “You were straight… grubbin’!”

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Luke and Andrew: Fist City and Headbutt Town

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