Andrew: “Alright! Bring them over. Maybe I have bigger earholes than you”
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Andrew: “And… God… darn it, if I do not lose files all the time”
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Andrew: Andrew was uncomfortable with people gutturally chanting “USA! USA! USA!” while watching a World Cup match
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Andrew: “As an, as a non-rockfish, as a human being… I actually understand this headline; which, with the Seattle Times, you cannot count on that, man… They have some headlines that are just, like… they’re like one of my sentences. They start somewhere and they end somewhere… but, what happens in-between, doesn’t really have any connective tissue”
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Andrew: “Aww!”
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Andrew: “Enough about you… let’s talk about memes (?)“
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Andrew: “For better or for worse… it is for worse; we now only have… one newspaper here in this town, and that sucks”
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Andrew: “Hmm”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m getting on my media”
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Andrew: “I have to answer this one?”
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Andrew: “I mean, there are just, I’m sure, binders and binders of incidents… that somebody’s got somewhere; where, just, like, Fox News just lies, just makes shit up. And, the President lies”
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Andrew: “I’m a PC guy”
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Andrew: “I’m trying to flab up… I wanna get more flabby”
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Andrew: “It’s not a great time. I’m not super liquid right now”
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Andrew: “Mom! He’s on my side of the car!”
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Andrew: “No… I’m not doing it. I’m not doing the show today… Seriously?”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “I don’t even wanna talk about this”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “My, God!”
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Andrew: Saying “Memes!” as Stephen A. Smith
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Andrew: Saying “This is very ageist” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Soccer sucks”
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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”
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Andrew: “They call me, ‘Mr. Unlimited Worldwide'”
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Andrew: “This better be going somewhere, Counselor”
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Andrew: “This, man… Mmmh!!! This gets to me”
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Andrew: “You’re gonna think I’m bullshitting you”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a PC guy and the John Hodgman of the show
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you and He Who Shan’t Be Named… cook this little thing up? This a Marsupial Gurgle… (Phamdemort?) situation? Phamdemort?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Stop it here… Stop the tape… We’ve heard enough… Yeah, they get it. People get it… What is wrong with us? A lot…”
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Luke: “God! This is such a long climb for a short slide. I apologize”
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Luke: “Heavens to Merga Bass!”
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Luke: “Here comes some Babyface for ya”
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Luke: “I’m tempted to dial… Babyface back up from the… from… the… the, the bowels of YouTube”
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Luke: “Instead of acquiring one dingus thing… eighteen bucks, I acquired… two sets of the dingus thing”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Like, that’s now how this works”
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Luke: “Phamdemort”
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Luke: Singing “I only think of you… on two occasions… that’s day… and night!”
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Luke: “The… the real beauty of this, and this is on me, is that I not only own one pair of these totally shit-storms… I own two, Andrew!! I got an air and a spare; because, that is how I roll”
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Luke: “There’s a right way to rockfish… and, a wrong way to write headlines”
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Luke: “Total shit-storms”
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Luke: “Yeah… Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t have any alcohol the night before
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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” from previous show and Andrew is having none of it
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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” towards the end of the show and Andrew was not amused
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. This got triple bass action? (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Their’s was like ‘Merga Bass’. (Merga Bass!!) Right… Hey, Lurnk, do you want some… put up the Merga Bass?”
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Luke and Andrew: “What… the… heck!? Fire”
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