August 7, 2018 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think rap is music… I just think it’s… like, talking… (Mmm-hmm) over beats; (Yeah) and, that’s my, that’s my problem. (You know what it is?) It’s not musical. It’s rhythmic American poetry, Andrew. Get used to it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! Yeah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Theo… we do this every day! You know I’m gonna (Right) feed you. You can be quiet now. Like, the spoon in my hand, dude. Just, like, chill out!”

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Luke: “And… he had to go get the gloves”

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Luke: “Call me a blue pull cuck”

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Luke: “Carey is like the Olive Whisperer”

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Luke: “Damnit!!”

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Luke: “Did you happen to wet the bed last night, babes?”

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Luke: “I’m in!!”

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Luke: “It’s just… people trying to maintain they shit”

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Luke: “Not to flog a dead dolphin”

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Luke: “Not to keep flogging this dolphin”

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Luke: “Now, that’s war! That is a declaration of war!”

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Luke: Singing “Planets pledge allegiance to the funk in all its forms. We vive, we click”

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Luke: “Why can’t I go in there? All I do is love this guy and he just rejects me”

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Luke: “Yeah. That’s the guy”

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Luke: “You are a dream boat, my friend!”

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Luke: “You’re hurtin’, bud!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It will be called… South Lake Union Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting Location… And Browns Fan Recovery Zone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, they fucking know what I’m talking about (Yeah)”

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???: Inhaling sharply

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Andrew: “Ah, God, Luke… I think you need to stop doing all the daddy talk”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Everything is ‘Daddy this’ and ‘Daddy that'”

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Andrew: Goofy laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! Good to be back, man. Back on the… back on the podcast pony… as they say, famously”

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Andrew: “I felt like flames were burning around me as Google was trying to lock me out of this address”

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Andrew: “I’ll be… damned if I leave anything in there!”

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Andrew: “I’m being… totally sincere. I’m also being somewhat boring”

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Andrew: Making the DFTB drop sound out loud or a velociraptor sound

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Andrew: “No; but… that’s so funny!”

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Andrew: “Numbness is a very scary thing”

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Andrew: “She slipped the sheets, the sheets… she slit”

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Andrew: Singing “Transformer” a la Snow’s “Informer”

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Andrew: “Well, let me see. What have I been up to?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in Seattle? They’re trying to catch balls… with poutine!”

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Andrew: “You might say the turf monster got him, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was just gonna say one more thing… to… layer my emotions on this whole thing on top of yours, for some reason (Sure)”

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Andrew and Luke: “They, they called it a totaled tongue (Right)”

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Luke: “Congratulations; and, yay”

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Luke: “Coo’!”

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Luke: “He kinda go bone cruncher on me”

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Luke: “He’s like James Comey… ex temporating [ph] after talking to Trump!!”

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Luke: “I almost cried during the trailer for ‘Bumblebee’!”

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Luke: “I can’t do that, Andrew”

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Luke: “Just people just stinking it up as actors”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like… you know. U2, whatever”

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Oh, man! Andrew… I, I went for it”

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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here!! It’s time!! God! Two entire weeks of vacation… she can’t make it… to the show on time, to start a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: Saying “But, then, at some point… robo-tongue starts to turn on you… and, then, you can’t control robo-tongue” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “In a world” in the style of a movie promo voice over

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Luke: Saying “One adult for… Mission Impossible IMAX” in a funny manner

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Luke: “What are we doing here? What are we doing here? We don’t play clips of the President on this show; but, we do play me… repeating the President on this show. Which is… eww! That feels gross even saying that”

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Luke: “You know… I like big trucks and I cannot lie”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is… doing some, he doing some… some shit we ain’t never seen before! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not a good song, Andrew! (It’s not a bad song. That’s the thing!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No shit, Sherlock!” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, really? (Mmm-hmm) This is… this is how this plays out? Coo’! Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! You missed it, right? (It’s back, baby!)”