Clips From TBTL #2703

Andrew: Making some funk-grunge sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh-oh, oh-oh”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit! That’s gonna be a tough one! Oh, damn!”

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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: Not scratching Andrew’s itches or pushing his pleasure center buttons

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David Burbank: “Is this a bad acid trip? What is going on in this show?”

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David Burbank: Mimicking cutting and editing used on certain songs

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David Burbank: “She is just doing her most millennial that she can millennial”

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David Burbank: “She’s the, the queen of the castle now”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “I still don’t, I don’t understand how Nacho Libre isn’t, like… racist. It is! It is?”

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Luke: “Are you the Andrew of everything?”

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Luke: Ghost in the Internet machine caused Luke’s audio to cut out and drop in pitch

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Luke: Making computer sounds

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Luke: Saying “Let’s thank some Donors of the Day” in sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh, hi, Danny” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Saying “Oh, hi, Tens” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Singing “I would like to hold my little hand”

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Luke: Singing “Kiki… had an idea… it was a good one”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a, a fun… sexy time for all of us”

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Luke: “You came and you interviewed… and then, you turned your back on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you the Internet? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Oh, hi, Andy. Oh, hi, Luke” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I’m trying to find David’s… drop… which, I usually… I dunno where it went. So… How does it go? I can’t think of it off the top of my head. I’d help… Oh, I found the drop… (Meow! I wanna be petted! Meow! I wanna be in there! Meow! Why are you closing the door on me?) That’s not how I remembered it”

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Clips From TBTL #2702

Andrew: “But, like, I’m just a fidgeter!”

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Andrew: “Chhhk-shh! That’s the sound of a beer opening… Bloop! That’s the sound of the XBOX going on… Chshhhhh! That’s the sound of Madden… 2018… firing up”

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Andrew: “I hate waking up”

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Andrew: “I’m a very lazy person”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to make an argument”

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Andrew: “Two… Three, four, f…ive… six, seven, eight, nine, ten… Eleven. Twelve”

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Andrew: “We need to push it down”

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Andrew: “Wow. I’m way off course here”

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Andrew and Luke: “How are we not on the radio? I don’t know. How are we not on the radio in 1986? I know… How are we not hosting the Buzzard Morning Show?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have looked everywhere (Yes) a reasonable mind would look; now… (Yes) I have to get inside… of the brain (Yeah) of Crazy Andy. What did Crazy Andy maybe do?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s not the only one who can do acoustic sound effects and if Andrew doesn’t want clips of him saying weird things, stop saying weird things

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Ooh… Someone got the Blursday bomb” as Luke played a bomb sound effect

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Andrew and Luke: “Without even thinking about it; just, like, open somebody’s glovebox. Which, is a very… I mean, you don’t do that. Like… who knows what… that’s a private space for them (That’s where I keep my gloves!) Right. Oh my God. My very private gloves (Why all the gloves?)”

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Luke: “Happy Blursday bombs!”

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Luke: “I don’t know if you’ve ever done this. You’re, I think you’re much less of a scatterbrain than I am”

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s drop another Blursday bomb on this, Andrew”

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Luke: “Prepare the morning!”

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Luke: “So good!!”

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Luke: “Thanks for listening. Thank you for being part of TBTL… Go bagels! Or, go home”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it when they call me Big Poppa… Yet, you hate it when I call you, ‘Daddy’! I don’t get this! What is with you? (I know. Life is full of irony) I can’t. I just want… tell me what I can and cannot say”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think the hot dog hat looks great, (Yes!) I will mention; (Awesome) but, when I wear it, it points directly at my boobs. Which… is, I don’t even understand… from an anatomy standpoint, how that’s happening; but, it is. And, I find that embarrassing”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I’m texting you, what it’s basically doing is… talking to my phone… talking to my laptop… You talking to my laptalk about my phone talk? (Oh, great)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to start an unreasonable search during unreasonable times (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and Andrew making air horn sounds and Luke saying “Remix” while a song is being played

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying something funny and acts like he did it by himself and is the reason why he had ghosted on meetings

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing a clip of Andrew saying “Meow! I wanna be petted! Meow! I wanna be in there! Meow! Why are you closing the door on me?” and Andrew thinks Luke had help with that

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then… Go bagels, or go home… And, please remember: No mountain to tall… and, go eat a bagel”

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Clips From TBTL #2701

Andrew: “God, I hate myself”

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Andrew: “I’m drowning in shame!”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me”

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Andrew: “It’s, like, all Kars4Kids-y”

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Andrew: “R U naveling navels navel me?”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, right” in a calm, ASMR-like manner

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Andrew: “Sorta seems like tit-for-tatty”

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Andrew: “That is a gross violation of my HIPAA protections. And, when I say, ‘gross,’ I mean in both senses of the word”

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Andrew: “This sounds like an un-Andrew… answer, I think”

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Andrew: “Whoa! How does that work?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. That hurts a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke to hold on and wait a second

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a punny joke about a TBTL-a-thon donor’s last name

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s… an interesting question, I think… Finally! I came up with one! But, I don’t have an answer”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. Well, also, you’ve never seen me with my shirt off. That’s, like, a crime against humanity… (Yet!)”

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Luke: “Again… this is, there’s nothing, there’s nothing logical about it… but, it’s just… it’s just a thing with me”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Donald Hall and the remaining members of Ratt come to the Emerald Queen Casino!”

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Luke: “Genevieve… she’s my down-ass B”

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Luke: “Get out the way… get out the way… get out the way”

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Luke: “I could not drown those kittens”

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Luke: “I think that’s kind of fun and flirty”

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Luke: “Is that his name? What was his full name again? And, now, I’m knocking a Diet Dr. Pepper off–I’m a mess today, Andrew”

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Luke: “It bothers me”

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Luke: “It’s time for… a… strongly worded… pink… ink… note, my friend”

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Luke: “Mission accomplished!”

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Luke: “Mr. Unlimited”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Singing “Can we move your tree?”

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Luke: “Sun’s out, guns out, shirts off”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Why the obsession, Burbs?”

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Luke: “Yoink!”

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Luke: “Yoink! We’ll take the Burbanks'”

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Luke and Andrew: 24-hour sleep apnea

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna grow up… I’m in a shitty metal band… Korn with the ‘R’ backwards… And, remember, the ‘R’ is backwards!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I licky boom boom down (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m drowning! Throw him a life jacket. (No!) No! Throw me a t-shirt! I’m drowning in shame!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m talking about your navel. That’s what I’m gazing at… I can’t even see my gavel anymore!”

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Luke and Andrew: “If it was my bin… (Right) If it was my neighbor behinds me bin. Behinds me? I know… You’re talking like me (Teeth! Teeth! They’re bones!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll see you tomorrow… Go Mariners, go bagels… Go bagels! Go bagels! Go bagels or go home! And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”

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