Andrew: “Alright… let’s just do this. Let’s start the show on a very awkward note”
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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha. I don’t need a water bottle”
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Andrew: “Hey, Bubbie!”
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Andrew: “Holy shit… I forgot about this toy. I used to have this toy”
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Andrew: “How dare you say I’m stupid, E!”
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Andrew: “I actually like having one water bottle; because, maybe some day… this will go out of use and I’ll… I’ll be moving apartments, and I’ll find this buried in a box somewhere. And, I’ll be like, ‘Ahhh. Remember the great… water bottle of 2018?’ And, I’ll take it out, and I’ll cradle it, and I’ll talk to it… Got a little bit weird at the end”
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Andrew: “I didn’t know what I was gonna say until I opened my mouth”
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Andrew: “I got Wi-Fi for it. It’s now a Wi-Fi water bottle”
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Andrew: “I wanted to say something about music”
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Andrew: “I’m done with this!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Numb hands”
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Andrew: Singing “I shouldn’t be singing on the show”
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Andrew: Singing “Oh… Sherrie… Hold on!”
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Andrew: “There… we got there!”
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Andrew: “We can’t go out with it; because… every word in it is terrible”
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Andrew: “Whoa… There is a whole ‘nother world of music out there”
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Andrew: “Why didn’t anybody… tell me about water bottles!? I love it!”
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Andrew: “Yeah… I guess so”
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Andrew: “You see a red canteen; and, then, you wanted paint it black [sic]“
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Luke: “But, I, but, I regret nothing!”
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Luke: “Don’t ask Bubbie”
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Luke: “Don’t you forget about us. Don’t, don’t, don’t… don’t… don’t you… forget about us”
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Luke: “I’m such a Moishe Kapoydah! [sic]“
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Luke: “Is this gonna hurt my back?”
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Luke: “My board be crazy”
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Luke: Saying “The horror” in a funny manner
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Luke: Singing “Oh, Andrew… hold on!”
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Luke: Singing the melody to “Paint It Black” and saying “Shut up”
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Luke: “Try to get that a little… get… get that… a, a Live Wire-slash-TB–I just called TBTL, ‘Live Wire'”
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Luke and Andrew: “And then, I try to sorta joke it… joke it off, as it were… You’ll go blind!”
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Luke and Andrew: The possibility of calling Live Wire “TBTL” on stage and joking it off
Luke and Andrew: “What were you saying, though, before I interrupted you with my hilarious spoof? (Ahhh, nothing)”
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