Luke: “Alexa, play HBO”
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Luke: “Check your privilege”
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Luke: “Coming to you, as mentioned… from… the… B… B… wait… B.S…B.C… The Burbank Springs Broadcast Center”
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Luke: “Don’t… tempt me!!”
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Luke: “Goddamnit… I was asleep”
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Luke: “Good news… Ipswich!!”
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Luke: “Ha-ha. Funny Luke”
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Luke: “I don’t care who knows”
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Luke: “I have no good reason why I’m feeling discombobulated today”
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Luke: “I’m a radical isotope you don’t want bouncing around the universe angry at you”
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Luke: “It is gonna frigging chill you… to your core”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Like, that’s just bullshit!”
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Luke: “Maybe this is Andrew”
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Luke: “Oh… hey. What are you doing here?”
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Luke: “Pillory for Prison… Twenty-Seventeen”
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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz
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Luke: Saying “You have trouble… titling podcasts when you’re nervous!” as Adam Duritz
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Luke: “The Magic Christian of drops”
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Luke: “The, the plaintive cry… of an Adam Duritz”
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Luke: “Would you rob a construction site with those goddamn kids who are singing that!?”
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Luke: “You know what… I’ll… Fine… Let’s do this”
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Luke: “You know what… I’ll… Fine… Let’s do this… Intrude away, thoughts”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, you know what I mean. It’s, like, well intentioned… and… a lot to hear… Yeah, it is… Kinda like a typical episode of TBTL. Yeah, I know! How did we get here?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was biting into a strawberry; but, it was an onion. Yeah… right”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, the message is, ‘Trust your fears’. Trust your, trust your fears. Exactly”
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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s Luke Burbank… Poop-slash-Auctioneer Detective? Poop-diddy-scoop-doop”
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