Clips From TBTL #2746

Andrew: “Calm down, ya comfort turkeys!”

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Andrew: “Every time I turn on the Internet… he’s more famous”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna look at a snake on a plane”

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Andrew: “I dunno what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Singing some version of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “Take that, art world!”

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Andrew: Things were getting a little fuzzy for Andrew after drinking some whiskey and tequila

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, I do wanna say that I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking when you were picking out which pull tabs to; and, I was trying to signal to you which ones to grab. Please, never tell me about the wire thingy in your pants… just, from an HR standpoint”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I got five fingers and I wouldn’t cut any of them off. Oh my God. Are we really… (No) doing that again? No, we’re not”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got two golds, why flaunt your bronze? (Exactly)”

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Luke: “#MassholeLifestyle”

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Luke: “Are you the most famous person in this… room right now!?”

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Luke: “Dang it! So close”

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Luke: “Do you get Google on your phone?”

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Luke: “I got… eighty dollars of pull tab money burning a hole in my pocket”

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Luke: “I, I don’t even wanna know how much internal eye-rolling, at my behavior, you must do on a daily basis; and, just… you know, just silently… putting up with my BS”

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Luke: “I’m pro-any animal… I don’t want humans on the plane. That’s the thing”

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Luke: “My name is Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: Singing “Hijacks, woo!”

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Luke: Singing “She did me. She did you”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… horses on this plane”

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Luke: “That explains a lot”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying! Get a new look, Frank!!”

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Luke: “The hand sanitizer lotion is very slippery. It’s gonna be difficult for me to activate the sound effects; but, I’m gonna try to do it”

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Luke: “Well, come on now!!”

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Luke: “You’ve always donated to TBTL… and, that’s why we won’t have to… correct you”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I feel like I got through the segment without saying anything hurtful; and, now, it’s the point (Here we go) where I… Let me see if I can slide this under the wire (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the Super Mario Bros. underground theme and Andrew saying “Watch out, there’s a fireball!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a little… (Yeah) little sunshine in your pocket”

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Luke and Andrew: “The world’s least satisfying cafetorium (Yeah)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “Debaser”

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Steve Neuman: Cute laugh

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Steve Neuman: “I’m a comfort Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God”

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Steve Neuman: “She hates two things: immigrants and fluoride; and, she all out of fluoride”

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Steve Neuman: “Their donuts are roughly the size of a toilet seat”

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Steve Neuman: “You son of a bitch”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Singing “Viral Americans! It was the Viral American”

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