Clips From TBTL #2772

Andrew: “Calm down, Lil’ Bow Wow”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I wanna say anything else about taxes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh. Spoiler”

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Andrew: “Ohhh. Maybe”

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Andrew: “The bills! The bills!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Luke: “Actually, that’s not true… I’m a ticking clock myself today… my jog-ological clock!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to poo-poo what you just pointed out”

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Luke: Singing “Make ’em say ungh!!!”

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Luke: “You know Lil’ Bow Wow is short for ‘Liliputian Bower Craft'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t want them to be sketchy; but, I want them to be a little bit sketchy (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Yo Mama jokes

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Luke and Andrew: “You know me… (Now, we’re back) always grabbing the wrong sound effect”

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Clips From TBTL #2771

Andrew: “Are you a cowboy? No, I’m a chicken-boy… Yep! Come on! Gotta cross the river!”

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Andrew: “It’s working!”

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Andrew: “Man, I am the king of the stomping away”

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Andrew: Reading and talking about my e-mail regarding Topo Chico and sparkling water

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Andrew: “What are you, nutso?”

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Andrew: “Who wants a little bit of loving?”

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Andrew: “You’re suddenly becoming tater tot insufferable”

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Andrew and Sean: “I didn’t know anything about that. Well, there you go, Andrew. Welcome to the club. Thank you”

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Luke: “And, then, I also spend a lot of time grooming myself, including my bunghole”

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Luke: “Damn! Those chompers are brown!”

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Luke: “Don’t at me, people”

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Luke: “Don’t miss that Sausage Fest”

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Luke: “God, that’s a… real B word”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Sean!!”

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Luke: “I moved here from Eagle Dong!”

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Luke: “Last train to Negative Town boarding!”

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Luke: “Let me tot-splain a couple of things to you”

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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious!”

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Luke: “Oh… hell to the ya”

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Luke: “So good!!”

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Luke: “That is insane!”

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Luke: “That sounds like… the show is a hemorrhoid and I’ve tried every… brand of Preparation H”

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Luke: “This is some Ark of the Covenant shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I’m trying to be less of a liar… (Mmm-hmm) these days”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I lay some, (Yeah) can I lay some food knowledge on you? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Working on my nightshades”

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Luke and Sean: “Are you suffering from poop-diddy-whoop-scoop… poop? Yeah. Kanye (Poop) put it best when he said that”

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Luke and Sean: “Would not recommend… unless, you like… the smell of… steamed cauliflower; which… I don’t think anybody’s ever said, ‘Oh! What are you steaming? Is that farts? Delicious’ It’s a Cleveland”

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Sean: “Ahoy-hoy, everyone!”

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Sean: “Because, I’m a French cook”

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Sean: “Kale no!”

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Sean: Saying “A Rebecca De Mornay sauce” in a sing-songy manner

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Sean: “So… thanks for this dream-slash-nightmare period”

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Sean: “The Hand That Rocks the Ladle”

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Sean: “Ya got me”

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Sean: “You say potato, I say potato, Luke”

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Sean, Andrew and Luke: “And, then, you brown up some sausage… And, then, add the rice with the kale stuff… which is the technical term. It’s called the ‘kale stuff’. (Mmm-hmm) Yeah… don’t miss that Sausage Fest. No. Don’t. No. Sometimes, I call it ‘kale no!'”

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Clips From TBTL #2770

Andrew: Elmer Fudd-like laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, good news for you, though. I don’t know how to use this… sound board. I can’t find the play button”

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Andrew: “It was a couple of hosts, like, you know… young people spinning popular music… Sorry, I just… heard how that sounded”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Well, it’s complicated”

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Andrew: “Oh, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You can’t say anything anymore!”

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Andrew: “Professor TED Talk Common”

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Andrew: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Andrew: “This is just… typical… snowflake Andrew”

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Andrew: “Why is there a man running down the street screaming ‘Body Heat’? Oh, that’s just Luke Burbank. He quit drinking recently”

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Andrew: “You know, just… classic, low-brow taco night”

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Andrew: “You know… Vieves and I love having… just tacos around”

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Andrew: “You’re looking for Legoland, buddy boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t tell me that! That’s one of my favorite things to do in the world! Did you go on the boat? Yeah! Oh, God dang it!”

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Luke: “Body Heat!!!”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “I’m finally getting a nickname!”

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Luke: “It is… amazing; or, that plane is crashing”

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Luke: “It was fully torqued, bro”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, aren’t you clever”

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Luke: Quiet “Aw, shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Count Dracula” in a Count Dracula-like manner

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Luke: Saying “It is a great… book. Not a good book… a great book” as Michael Silverblatt

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Luke: Saying “What is your problem, Rudy? Is this the issue?” with Rudy responding

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Luke: “She didn’t choose the shed life. The shed life chose her”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with books!”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”

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Luke: “This is gonna take us down a road that we will never recover from, Andrew”

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Luke: “Tip of the laser balding helmet, bro”

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Luke: “Welcome to another early edition of TBTL… O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg… Gets the Podcast… TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast… I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “Well, hello and good morning, everyone!”

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Luke: “You are outta your damn mind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fetch me my second best tonight pants!! (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have to admit something to you, Andrew, if we’re getting real here… Are we? (I…) Shit.”

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